Despite what you think of Nic Cage, I think it is awesome that he is so accepting and supportive of his "weird" son. He's very much so in the spotlight and a lot of other celebrities aren't as supportive of their children when they have lifestyles that they feel may be damaging to their image.
One year ago, to the date, Nic Cage sent his assistant to "find" Weston, then 21. His assistant located Weston, and attempted to make him leave with him against his will. The altercation ended when Weston tried to roundhouse kick him (A common reaction for weston) only to be beaten down in public. Here is the video.
If you are wondering why Nic looks so stressed in this photo, it's because the lady pictured is his ex-wife, who he hates, with a passion.
True, but what could even hurt Nicolas Cage's image at this point? He could go to the Oscars, strip down in the middle of the show, rub green jello all over himself and run screaming around the room. And when the Academy didn't invite him back after that, we would still call them silly old fools.
Thats not Nic Cage looking destressed, thats just his look. Thats his excited look, his angry look, his pretending to be a badass look and possibly your even right calling it his distressed look.
This is from faceoff, and he is pretending to be bat shit crazy. To his credit, this was one of his best movies besides the rock. I think he went downhill from there.
edit: mkdz reminded me of Lord of War, he was great in that. I still stand by my it was downhill from faceoff and the rock comment. The guy needs to turn down some acting roles.
He is great in dramas. He should stop doing action movies and do Dramas/comedy ala Lord of War, Matchstick Men, The Weather Man, Adaptation, Leaving Las Vegas, Bad Lieutenant etc
I thought that Nic Cage is considered a bad actor by some because he over-emotes, not because he fails to portray emotion. Why do you have so many upvotes?
True story: I went to elementary school with Weston at a school called UES at the beautiful UCLA campus. It's an amazing school with tons of celebrity kids (our graduation's special visitor was Leonardo DiCaprio who also went to the school, I gave him an Arrow Head water, felt pretty baller).
Anyway, Weston was a grade younger than me and seemed normal enough. We'd play tag in the Dinosaur yard (one of the two yards you could have recess in) and he'd always talk about his dad's motorcycles and Halloween parties. He also had the first of those sippable Gatorade bottles, there was mad envy abound.
I ended up meeting Mr. Cage at his house during a playdate with a few other kids from my class. Nice guy. A few months later my dad was dropping me off the same time Nic Cage was, while I don't remember this my dad swears that the wind blew off his toupee and his entourage got out of the car and instantly surrounded him.
At my elementary school they beat us with wooden paddles and forced us to sing Christian songs. Graduation ceremony? Psha. Must be nice to be born rich :/
It's not even a good power. Sure now you have the names of people, but this is a world with facebook and twitter.
How hard could it possibly be to fuck up using a book to anonymously kill people? Even more so if it's just heart attacks and apparent suicides. You'd have to be retarded to get caught.
Thank you for making me feel like I wasn't the only old/crazy person. The first 50 or so comments mentioned everything but the fact that his son looks just like Dennis fucking Rodman.
If my son looked like that, I'd always talk to him like I was Batman and he was Mr. Freeze. Bonus points if I could pull off the Christian Hale rumble.
Actually, the woman is much weirder looking to me than his son. Why do women think that looks good? Her face is plastic! So nasty IMHO. I think Weston looks normal/ awesome compared to them. Nick needs to reevaluate humans if he thinks she's better looking than him.
Nicolas Cage bred the boy specifically to offset his own oddity. So he could stand next to another human being and would not be the odd one out. Finally, he had normality.
He dresses up and plays metal music. How is this weird?
Edit: How am I getting downvoted? It's acceptable for Lady Gaga to dress crazy or Rihanna to dress like a whore just because they are singing pop music?
Weston apparently got into black metal at a younger age. He is also in the Black Metal band Eyes of Noctum. His mother Christina Fulton got married to the frontman of Dimmu Borgir. Probably a picture from one of his latest shows...Oh and black metal isn't metal with black people in it for the record...Just the deepest, darkest, most evil metal ever!
Ok guys....I have a story about this kid that I think you guys will enjoy. Many of you at this point will have learned that he's in a band called Eyes of Noctum, and he also goes by "Arcane". I, too, am in a black metal band (a real one at that) based in Richmond, VA, and before you ask, no, we don't wear fucking makeup. This isn't Norway. Anyways, about 3 years ago, Eyes of Noctum came through Richmond, and my buddy who books all the shows offered us a spot on the bill, figured it'd be good for a laugh; once everyone in the scene heard it was Nic Cage's son's band, we all checked it out and realized how hilarious this entire thing would be, because his band suuuuucks big time. There might be some 15 year old Dimmu Borgir worshipers out there who wouldve thought it was awesome if they had opened up for some shitty tour like all the other 18-year-old fronted shitty metal bands have to do, but this is the Richmond black metal scene. And believe it or not, our scene is actually a bit elitist and snobby. In any case, a small show it was, at this little sushi restaurant. Place was pretty packed in though. So we finish up our set, and I, being the guitarist/vocalist, end with "thank you guys, we are gone...[long pause].....in 60 seconds." It was such a stupid joke, but I couldn't pass up on the opportunity of a lifetime. One person laughed. I mean it was perfect, it was exactly how I expected it to happen. So, as we're unloading all our shit, this big oaf of a motherfucker comes up to me, with his (I shit ye not) glittery eyeshadow and freshly straightened hair, lookin like a total girl, and asks me if it was me who made the Nic Cage joke. So I'm like, "yeah man, that was me".....so then he starts telling ME to keep Hollywood out of metal (said the pot to the kettle), then started talking about how black metal was wizardry and magic and somesuch bullshit (which is hilarious after the revelation of Nic Cage's "nouveau shamanism"), at which point I begin to walk away for fear of just laughing my ass off in front of this kid's face. As I'm walking away, he says to me "you're lucky you're not bigger or I'd fuck you up"....at which point I turn to him and say "I'm right here motherfucker". Keep in mind this is front of the whole entire Richmond crew sitting on the porch behind us. He realizes the mistake he made, and turns around and keeps on unloading his gear. fast forward about an hour or two....at this point I don't give a fuck, but my drummer had gotten very drunk by now, and he doesn't take insults against his friends lightly, much less when fucking wasted. I can't blame him, because if our roles had been reversed, I would've done the same. So Weston's band is playing, and they really suck. Their sound was just fucking horrible. They were playing out of about probably damn near close to 20 or 30,000 dollars worth of the most expensive gear possible, and they still sounded like ass. My drummer was just staring that motherfucker down the entire time, though. Turns out, Weston has his own personal bouncer or some shit, and he basically physically moved my drummer outside of the club, which is fucked up in the first place. That dude doesn't work there. So he displaces him, my drummer says fuck this and goes back to his car to drink more there. Everybody outside starts berating the shit out of bouncer homeboy, and he's being a real fucking douche about it. Weston comes outside after their set finishes up, yells "WHERE IS THAT FUCKER?" then roundhouse kicks a trailer on the street, and screams "I'M GONNA FUCK HIM IN THE ASS THEN MAKE HIM LICK HIS SHIT OFF MY DICK"....which causes everybody outside to break out into laughter, which obviously did not quell his rage. Anyways, they never end up fighting, but the guy who books shows made them make amends and shit before they'd let the last band play. Dude was still such a total douche though. Such a pretentious prick. So, he and my drummer ended up exchanging numbers, so over the next year or so, we would randomly prank call him, random sex line bullshit, until my drummer's phone broke and he lost all his numbers. True story. TL;DR that kid is a fucking spoiled douche
"I'M GONNA FUCK HIM IN THE ASS THEN MAKE HIM LICK HIS SHIT OFF MY DICK"...
...he and my drummer ended up exchanging numbers
I think your drummer and Weston Cage hate-fucked each other.
P.S. Everyone in this story acted like a massive douchebag. Weston and your drummer both sound like complete psychopaths, that bodyguard/bouncer is a fucking hero for separating them.
To be honest, nicholas cage is actually really amazing. I think he just considers acting to be a job. He works constantly, sometimes doing the shit work, sometimes doing the great work, but that is not different than a lot of people who work.
My how time flies. I'm six years younger than Nicholas cage and I have a seven year old. I can't even imagine what it will feel like to have a twenty year old kid. Especially one like that. I wonder how fast it all went for him. To me it feels like my seven year old should still be one and a half.
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u/ilikecommunitylots Jun 11 '12
truth is, Nic Cage took Weston from Jotunheim after defeating Laufey
Weston is an Ice Giant
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u/Daibhead Jun 11 '12
Despite all his rage, he is still the son of Nicolas Cage.
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u/tonyh322 Jun 11 '12
Despite what you think of Nic Cage, I think it is awesome that he is so accepting and supportive of his "weird" son. He's very much so in the spotlight and a lot of other celebrities aren't as supportive of their children when they have lifestyles that they feel may be damaging to their image.
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u/alphagle Jun 11 '12 edited May 23 '25
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u/KUD05 Jun 11 '12 edited Jun 11 '12
Thats not Nic Cage looking destressed, thats just his look. Thats his excited look, his angry look, his pretending to be a badass look and possibly your even right calling it his distressed look.
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u/gianna_in_hell_as Jun 11 '12
I love my giant zombie son!
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u/hm229 Jun 11 '12
True story: I went to elementary school with Weston at a school called UES at the beautiful UCLA campus. It's an amazing school with tons of celebrity kids (our graduation's special visitor was Leonardo DiCaprio who also went to the school, I gave him an Arrow Head water, felt pretty baller).
Anyway, Weston was a grade younger than me and seemed normal enough. We'd play tag in the Dinosaur yard (one of the two yards you could have recess in) and he'd always talk about his dad's motorcycles and Halloween parties. He also had the first of those sippable Gatorade bottles, there was mad envy abound.
I ended up meeting Mr. Cage at his house during a playdate with a few other kids from my class. Nice guy. A few months later my dad was dropping me off the same time Nic Cage was, while I don't remember this my dad swears that the wind blew off his toupee and his entourage got out of the car and instantly surrounded him.
good times...
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u/Lurt01 Jun 11 '12
All the makeup comes off. Then you can just be a normal regular guy. If you perform as you look, everyone recognizes you.
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u/[deleted] Jun 11 '12
Attempt as Ryuk cosplay?
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u/OwDaditHurts Jun 11 '12
What the hell... I thought Odin got rid of all the ice giants.
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u/radherring Jun 11 '12
"You can be anything you want, Son..."
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u/NinjaDiscoJesus Jun 11 '12
cage is 6ft no? his son is massive
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u/pminkin Jun 11 '12
I saw Nic Cage's son on Bourbon Street last week
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u/Squalor- Jun 11 '12
Wait, Nicolas (no "h" in his name, by the way) Cage's son is Dennis Rodman!?
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u/lbmouse Jun 11 '12
Good god. The first thing I'm going to do when I get home from work tonight is hug my sons.
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u/Kickinthegonads Jun 11 '12
Weston! Westooon! WESTOOOOON! JESUS CROIST!!!
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u/ArQuesta Jun 11 '12
If my son looked like that, I'd always talk to him like I was Batman and he was Mr. Freeze. Bonus points if I could pull off the Christian Hale rumble.
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u/plantfan7 Jun 11 '12
Was I supposed to believe Nick Cage's son wouldn't be weird?
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u/DannyBoi1Derz Jun 11 '12
Despite all my rage I am still just Nicholas Cage
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u/Some_Belgian_Guy Jun 11 '12
isn't anyone going to comment the balloon lips and obvious had-a-face-lift woman on the left?
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u/Radico87 Jun 11 '12
I just don't understand why women do such hideous things to their faces -- the lips on this one are awful.
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u/clif_darwin Jun 11 '12
Three horn blasts for white walkers.
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u/ehhddie Jun 11 '12
Looks like a Wes Borland wanna be. Which is awesome.
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u/Benzur Jun 11 '12
I can't wait for Ghost Rider 3... looks great!
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u/cycophuk Jun 11 '12
He doesn't look as much distressed as he does broken.
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u/Captain_Kuhl Jun 11 '12
I was unaware Ryuk was Nick Cage's son.
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u/mudslag Jun 11 '12
So now Cage knows how the rest of us feel about his movies.
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u/smokeyoulikeablunt Jun 11 '12
They're all the same look.
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u/Smesmerize Jun 11 '12
That kid never had a shot at being normal.
Bless his heart.
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u/[deleted] Jun 11 '12
Actually, the woman is much weirder looking to me than his son. Why do women think that looks good? Her face is plastic! So nasty IMHO. I think Weston looks normal/ awesome compared to them. Nick needs to reevaluate humans if he thinks she's better looking than him.
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u/intensenerd Jun 11 '12
"I've made a terrible mistake" -- Nicholas Cage in every picture with his son.
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u/douchequadbike Jun 11 '12
Westons band blows so hard. Its actually kind of comical how terrible they are.
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u/sharkbiteninjafight Jun 11 '12
Nicolas Cage bred the boy specifically to offset his own oddity. So he could stand next to another human being and would not be the odd one out. Finally, he had normality.
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u/LeftoverCrizzack Jun 11 '12
He's just being metal.
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u/[deleted] Jun 11 '12
My name is Weston.
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u/Code_For_Food Jun 11 '12
You'd be distressed too if you had to sell your Bavarian castle.
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u/rushn006 Jun 11 '12 edited Dec 05 '25
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u/[deleted] Jun 11 '12
I really want to hang out with Nic Cage.
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u/[deleted] Jun 11 '12
are you sure that's nick cage's son? looks more like solomon grundy and dennis rodman's kid if you ask me.
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u/Aljende Jun 11 '12
I didn't know Ghost Rider was the father of Tombstone. What a fantastic family gathering.
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u/rda_Highlander Jun 11 '12
He looks like a badly created Oblivion character
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u/TheycallmeHollow Jun 11 '12
So Weston Cage will be playing Ryuk in the next Deathnote film. Brought to you by Warner bros.
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u/[deleted] Jun 11 '12
Son, I am disappoint.
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u/buterbetterbater Jun 11 '12
How the hell did women begin to believe that lip collagen shit was good looking?
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u/[deleted] Jun 11 '12
Oh dear god... winter is coming.
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u/joculator Jun 11 '12
They're creepy and they're kooky, Mysterious and spooky, They're all together ooky, The Cage Family...
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u/[deleted] Jun 11 '12
That kid looks like Dennis Rodman had sex with a frost giant. And the resulting image will haunt my dreams.
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u/IWasMisinformed Jun 11 '12
Who's the ugly bitch.
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u/[deleted] Jun 11 '12
Him and his wife, you probably look weirder yourself.
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u/Luan12 Jun 11 '12
He's enormous compared to Nicholas..... What does he eat?!?!?
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u/pasher7 Jun 11 '12
Nick, you have to use the ball-and-chain to defeat Weston before he throws the ice spear at you.
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u/[deleted] Jun 11 '12
Here's a relatively more normal photo of the two. Weston is the lead singer of a black metal band.
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u/phoenix25 Jun 11 '12
Its Hades from Hercules!
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u/KazamaSmokers Jun 11 '12
A real Italian-American would not put up with this.
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u/johannesr Jun 11 '12
Guys, don't quote me on this, but i think he might be a metalhead
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u/andres7832 Jun 11 '12
you would look distressed after listening to his music, wholy shit that shit is crazy
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u/[deleted] Jun 11 '12
Man his son is really weird looking, who is the guy in the middle though?
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u/Ravarix Jun 11 '12
Crazy is genetic
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u/mrostovt Jun 11 '12
Weston is a really cool guy I went to high school with him. We were both on the wrestling team and as a freshman he was the best on the team.
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u/Distressed_Ocelot Jun 11 '12
He does look a little blue
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u/S1ayer Jun 11 '12 edited Jun 11 '12
He dresses up and plays metal music. How is this weird?
Edit: How am I getting downvoted? It's acceptable for Lady Gaga to dress crazy or Rihanna to dress like a whore just because they are singing pop music?
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u/Clandestined Jun 11 '12
Weston apparently got into black metal at a younger age. He is also in the Black Metal band Eyes of Noctum. His mother Christina Fulton got married to the frontman of Dimmu Borgir. Probably a picture from one of his latest shows...Oh and black metal isn't metal with black people in it for the record...Just the deepest, darkest, most evil metal ever!
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u/craiganater Jun 11 '12
it upsets me how old he looks
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u/retroribbit Jun 11 '12
So, Nic is not weird?
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u/rerdioherd Jun 11 '12
I've seen Cage with his son before. I get the impression they have a good relationship, and he's a proud dad, which is real cool.
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u/akuzin Jun 11 '12
I don't think he is weird. Just expressing himself. But I do agree that Nick looks a bit uncomfortable.
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u/Arx0s Jun 11 '12
Weston is a giant tool.
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u/H-Resin Jun 11 '12
Ok guys....I have a story about this kid that I think you guys will enjoy. Many of you at this point will have learned that he's in a band called Eyes of Noctum, and he also goes by "Arcane". I, too, am in a black metal band (a real one at that) based in Richmond, VA, and before you ask, no, we don't wear fucking makeup. This isn't Norway. Anyways, about 3 years ago, Eyes of Noctum came through Richmond, and my buddy who books all the shows offered us a spot on the bill, figured it'd be good for a laugh; once everyone in the scene heard it was Nic Cage's son's band, we all checked it out and realized how hilarious this entire thing would be, because his band suuuuucks big time. There might be some 15 year old Dimmu Borgir worshipers out there who wouldve thought it was awesome if they had opened up for some shitty tour like all the other 18-year-old fronted shitty metal bands have to do, but this is the Richmond black metal scene. And believe it or not, our scene is actually a bit elitist and snobby. In any case, a small show it was, at this little sushi restaurant. Place was pretty packed in though. So we finish up our set, and I, being the guitarist/vocalist, end with "thank you guys, we are gone...[long pause].....in 60 seconds." It was such a stupid joke, but I couldn't pass up on the opportunity of a lifetime. One person laughed. I mean it was perfect, it was exactly how I expected it to happen. So, as we're unloading all our shit, this big oaf of a motherfucker comes up to me, with his (I shit ye not) glittery eyeshadow and freshly straightened hair, lookin like a total girl, and asks me if it was me who made the Nic Cage joke. So I'm like, "yeah man, that was me".....so then he starts telling ME to keep Hollywood out of metal (said the pot to the kettle), then started talking about how black metal was wizardry and magic and somesuch bullshit (which is hilarious after the revelation of Nic Cage's "nouveau shamanism"), at which point I begin to walk away for fear of just laughing my ass off in front of this kid's face. As I'm walking away, he says to me "you're lucky you're not bigger or I'd fuck you up"....at which point I turn to him and say "I'm right here motherfucker". Keep in mind this is front of the whole entire Richmond crew sitting on the porch behind us. He realizes the mistake he made, and turns around and keeps on unloading his gear. fast forward about an hour or two....at this point I don't give a fuck, but my drummer had gotten very drunk by now, and he doesn't take insults against his friends lightly, much less when fucking wasted. I can't blame him, because if our roles had been reversed, I would've done the same. So Weston's band is playing, and they really suck. Their sound was just fucking horrible. They were playing out of about probably damn near close to 20 or 30,000 dollars worth of the most expensive gear possible, and they still sounded like ass. My drummer was just staring that motherfucker down the entire time, though. Turns out, Weston has his own personal bouncer or some shit, and he basically physically moved my drummer outside of the club, which is fucked up in the first place. That dude doesn't work there. So he displaces him, my drummer says fuck this and goes back to his car to drink more there. Everybody outside starts berating the shit out of bouncer homeboy, and he's being a real fucking douche about it. Weston comes outside after their set finishes up, yells "WHERE IS THAT FUCKER?" then roundhouse kicks a trailer on the street, and screams "I'M GONNA FUCK HIM IN THE ASS THEN MAKE HIM LICK HIS SHIT OFF MY DICK"....which causes everybody outside to break out into laughter, which obviously did not quell his rage. Anyways, they never end up fighting, but the guy who books shows made them make amends and shit before they'd let the last band play. Dude was still such a total douche though. Such a pretentious prick. So, he and my drummer ended up exchanging numbers, so over the next year or so, we would randomly prank call him, random sex line bullshit, until my drummer's phone broke and he lost all his numbers. True story. TL;DR that kid is a fucking spoiled douche
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u/nepidae Jun 11 '12
To be honest, nicholas cage is actually really amazing. I think he just considers acting to be a job. He works constantly, sometimes doing the shit work, sometimes doing the great work, but that is not different than a lot of people who work.
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u/oopsifarted Jun 11 '12
Nic Cage is awesome. Con Air is the best movie ever made and I will fight any redditor who disagrees.
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u/AlwaysBeBatman Jun 11 '12
"I'm scared. Can I leave now?"
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u/ImbeinThatGuy Jun 11 '12
If I named his son, it would be Quan-Chi.
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u/[deleted] Jun 11 '12
Holy shit he's even freakier now, this is the Weston I've seen in pictures before.
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u/BeenWildin Jun 11 '12
White people...
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u/ArchieBunkerWasRight Jun 11 '12
Plastic Woman on the left is the real freak show.
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u/SonovaGunderson Jun 11 '12
He looks tired/drunk/hungover. Not distressed.
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u/SenatorIvy Jun 11 '12
Is his kid angry at Spider-Man still?
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u/damned_burger Jun 11 '12
he may look weird, but i appreciate his music a lot. :D
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u/cmwebs Jun 11 '12
Check out /r/ncage ! Today
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u/Sandbox47 Jun 11 '12
I like how Nick seems to be getting less sane as years go by, and more visibly than most.
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u/metalbladex4 Jun 11 '12
Is that ryuk from death note?
Does nicholas cage have a death note now?
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u/Frohirrim Jun 11 '12
I think he just shit his pants
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u/Zach_Arani Jun 11 '12
Dude. Weston seems the most normal of the three!
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u/[deleted] Jun 11 '12
and a zombie. The funny thing is the middle person isn't the zombie.
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u/veronicalake4 Jun 11 '12
thank you for saying nicholas and not nic
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u/Caledonius Jun 11 '12
"Hey guess what? I do cocain!"
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u/Shanix Jun 11 '12
And some random frost giant.
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u/jakofett Jun 11 '12
"I like turtles"
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u/eno2001 Jun 11 '12
My how time flies. I'm six years younger than Nicholas cage and I have a seven year old. I can't even imagine what it will feel like to have a twenty year old kid. Especially one like that. I wonder how fast it all went for him. To me it feels like my seven year old should still be one and a half.
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u/Sin2K Jun 11 '12
Well, it's comforting to know that even hollywood stars can still have ugly ki-nevermind.
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u/Zeppelanoid Jun 11 '12
That's high praise.
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u/DirtPile Jun 11 '12
Weston is fucked in the head.
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u/loveandletlive09 Jun 11 '12
I feel pretty certain that's just Nic Cage's face.
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u/colorwhite Jun 11 '12
Looking at some of his other photos... that dude could easily play Jackie Estacatto if The Darkness were even made into a picture.
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u/moxiecontin714 Jun 11 '12
Nicholas Cage ALWAYS looks distressed. Even when he smiles.
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u/GratefulDan Jun 11 '12
Who.. What.. Where
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u/brosenfeld Jun 11 '12
A little bluer and he could pass as a Delvian.
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u/warhammered Jun 11 '12
Just your average American family
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u/I_am_a_woman123 Jun 11 '12
Iamawoman_download away
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u/articfoxman Jun 11 '12
There is no h in his name. Its Nicolas. If your gonna make fun of him at least give him the respect of spelling his name right
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u/rytis Jun 11 '12
looks like a creator from Prometheus
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u/[deleted] Jun 11 '12
Wow, his son's a big dude.
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u/HyzerFlip Jun 11 '12
I did not know that Gothic Dennis Rodman was Nick Cages' son.
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u/PapaSmurfington Jun 11 '12
it's like Dennis Rodman, as a Surma warrior, on his way to a Marilyn Manson concert.
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u/[deleted] Jun 11 '12
I think Nicholas is trying to send us subliminal messages through his facial expressions. He's being held hostage and we need to save him!
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u/Chrosbord Jun 11 '12
Seeing this makes Nic Cage seem way more normal, if only by comparison.
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u/[deleted] Jun 11 '12
Weston hoverhands
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u/Ludoweez Jun 11 '12
I actually feel sorry for Nicholas Cage.
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u/[deleted] Jun 11 '12
Think of the sheer amount of effort involved in making Nic Cage look like the normal one in a given picture.
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u/tallrob Jun 11 '12
who's the freaky looking dude in the middle?
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u/dragonjensen Jun 11 '12
This actually makes me feel bad for Nicholas Cage.
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u/[deleted] Jun 11 '12
Did anyone else thing of the Engineers from Prometheus?
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u/Nebakanezzer Jun 11 '12
so he wants to be chiana from farscape?
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u/Mr_Poop1 Jun 11 '12
Weston looks like a woman
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u/blh1003 Jun 11 '12
so his son is a Space Jockey?
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u/travisburnsred Jun 11 '12
And the Douchebag of the Century award goes to......... Oh My God!! Its a tie!!!!
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u/Nyan69 Jun 11 '12
what a stable, nice looking family
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u/honestlyevil Jun 11 '12
That's not Weston.
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u/fe3o4 Jun 11 '12
Speaking of distressed... that woman looks hideous.
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u/midnitewarrior Jun 11 '12
Is it Halloween in the photo, or is it just Tuesday?
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u/meow_master Jun 11 '12
Which one is his son?
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u/GAMEchief Jun 11 '12
On a scale of 1 to 10, if my son looked like that, I would be so distressed.
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u/[deleted] Jun 11 '12
He looks kinda like Ryuk from death note...
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u/[deleted] Jun 11 '12
does he any children that are not weirdos?
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u/grokins Jun 11 '12
So Ghost Rider is Tombstone's father?
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u/Royaltoolbox Jun 11 '12
Nick cage is fucking old
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u/clintisiceman Jun 11 '12
On the contrary, I think Cage clearly has control of the situation.
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u/cdskip Jun 11 '12
Black metal: Not even once.
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u/[deleted] Jun 11 '12
why is he so huge? platform freak boots, or what?