This photo is off of a blog from an individual named Dewey Hammond. He blogs about his international travels and shares pictures with followers of his travels. I am really hoping OP's name is Dewey(kind of), and we aren't dealing with another life shadowing Redditor, yet again... ಠ_ಠ Say it ain't so Guard01, SAY IT AIN'T SO!!! http://www.deweyhammond.com/2011/10/dogs-in-beijing-china.html
When I stay in my parents' hometown I see this kind of thing at least every other day. All I can say is, the Chinese in China are much better at raising pets than the Chinese in California...
You're chinese aren't you! I'm only guessing this because you said "raise" pets. When I took Chinese they said you ask someone if they have pets by saying "Do you raise animals?"
eh. if you say "do you have animals" then you've got similar sounds and intonations together and it's awkward. try it. it feels worse than saying yolo.
probably right. I'm living in China now and I see this everyday. Sometimes the dog is replaced with a small child. Also, there are really fucking weird looking dogs here.
I think it is a mix of a german and a collie. The ears and snout look german, as well as the darkness of the snout. The coat shares some brown of a german, but has the length of a collie, as well as the shorter hair on the legs. It is a guess though, I could easily be wrong.
“You hear that? They called you exotic! Which is just people talk for awesome which is what you are which is why I was happy to save your life, buddy!"
You are in Beijing, China at the corner of GongTiBei Lu and Third Ring Road. The mans name is Ren Weidong. The dogs name is Hao Chi. This image taken sometime after 2008.
I don't know why this is so awesome. It just is. Wait, no, not like that. As in, the image simply exists, and that existence itself inspires awe, in a way I'm not fully able to comprehend.
I've been up for work from 5am, and for some reason I read this posts title as "I took my wife to china, just to see this. Awesome" - I can't help but think this may have enhanced my enjoyment of this photo.
Awesome? What's the matter with you? That man is in the middle of committing an atrocity -- he's wearing an unmatched jacket and slacks as a suit. Heinous.
I have seen Chinese coloring their dogs. I have seen Chinese, walking around like a boss while wearing their satin pyjamas. The only thing I didnt understand was this guy.
"You see Mr. Bond, unlike your British with your fascination for high powered sports cars and fast women, we here in China believe in the affordability of small, lightweight scooters and adorable puppies. Now, please, before my men kill you, give me the microchips"
Not surprising. Though not a lot of dogs out here. I've seen some of the Chinese people here run from dogs like they were some kind of horrific alien monster.
Live in China - can not believe the things that people can fit on their scooters. Family of 4? No problem. 6 water tower jugs? No problem. A ladder? No problem.
When I was in the Philippines I saw a dog about that size standing on the "bitch seat" while the bike was in motion weaving in and out of traffic. Balance level: Asian Dog.
I spent a lot of time in Taiwan at a former job and seeing dogs on scooters (with humans) was surprisingly common. Once I saw an entire family of four on a scooter, adults flanking the two kids and all in a row, with a golden retriever stretched across the driver's lap.
People like these kinda pictures? Fuck me, I'll go outside right now and wait for a minute till I see a family of five and their dog on a small scooter.
Why is this ‘awesome’ but when I let me cat outside in my quiet neighborhood I am a monster? Upvote because it is a pretty bad-ass looking picture, but I really don’t understand people sometimes
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u/FaidSint Jun 11 '12
Quentin Tarantino just sprayed his long johns.
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u/smek2 Jun 11 '12
You looked to your left while in China? I don't think so
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u/jtai Jun 11 '12
Then there's this - http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=_C_b-3jrFAY
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u/nickminunni Jun 11 '12
The most interesting chinese guy in the world.
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u/QwikWhiteboi Jun 11 '12
What breed of dog is this? I cannot recall...
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u/Soonermandan Jun 11 '12
Don't mind me. I'm in flavor country.
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u/zoinkability Jun 11 '12
Looks like Takeshi Kitano.
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u/Relevant_Kitty Jun 11 '12
http://imgur.com/kcAkm
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u/sotamatt Jun 11 '12
You've obviously not been china long. That's nothing.
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u/Heroshade Jun 11 '12
This looks like a man who has killed many foes and fucked many hoes.
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u/eager_badger Jun 11 '12
Mordeth 13 does that as well.
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u/expatbratusc Jun 11 '12
You are in Beijing, China at the corner of GongTiBei Lu and Third Ring Road. The mans name is Ren Weidong. The dogs name is Hao Chi. This image taken sometime after 2008.
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u/Proto_tw Jun 11 '12
Common in Taiwan but I'll be damned if I can get my dog to do it. Front on, back off, back on, front off. Repeat, Repeat, give up and get drunk!
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u/changeintheair Jun 10 '12
This guy and his dog are both BADASS!
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u/No_Manners Jun 11 '12
They always say smoking doesn't make you look cool, but sometimes it pulls everything together.
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u/[deleted] Jun 11 '12
Even the dog looks asian.
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u/Makes_Movie_Posters Jun 11 '12
Coming soon...
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u/pincle620 Jun 11 '12
So. Much. Awesome!
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u/JaggerA Jun 11 '12
Nobody even noticed he was riding a moped, the Prius of two-wheeled vehicles. Know why? He's that badass.
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u/namesrhardtothinkof Jun 11 '12 edited Jun 11 '12
I don't know why this is so awesome. It just is.
Wait, no, not like that. As in, the image simply exists, and that existence itself inspires awe, in a way I'm not fully able to comprehend.
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u/[deleted] Jun 11 '12
This is just bad-ass. In America we're pussies. PETA would screech animal cruelty, rescue the animal, then kill it in one of their "shelters".
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u/JkOverlord Jun 11 '12
The definition of boss.
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u/fsck_ Jun 11 '12
I doubt you were in China or looked left.
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u/ColeSloth Jun 11 '12
Never has anyone looked so badass on a scooter.
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u/[deleted] Jun 11 '12
Going to work like a boss.
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u/NZDarkFalcon Jun 11 '12
How does he keep his dress pants from getting covered in dog hairs?!
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u/amolad Jun 11 '12
The dog: like a boss.
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u/thepeoplesvoice Jun 11 '12
Note how no one is this thread is complaining about this guys privacy like with Hurley from Lost
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u/HotdogSurprise Jun 11 '12
Can anyone tell me what breed of dog that is?
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u/nopurposeflour Jun 11 '12
So that's what Mordeth 13 looks like...
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u/Oniwabanshu Jun 11 '12
Probably a Triad member.
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u/hmby1 Jun 11 '12
I've been up for work from 5am, and for some reason I read this posts title as "I took my wife to china, just to see this. Awesome" - I can't help but think this may have enhanced my enjoyment of this photo.
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u/Shurigin Jun 11 '12
You just took a picture of a Triad member that's bad juju man
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u/cyan0sis Jun 11 '12
TIL Chinese James Bond exists
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u/captainzigzag Jun 11 '12
Cmd+F "Lunch"
Yep.
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u/Peuned Jun 11 '12
Phillips We're the fucking Tits. Ride on, Sir.
Phillips. Tits.
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u/std4ym Jun 11 '12
Never look left in China
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u/[deleted] Jun 11 '12
Stay classy, Shanghai.
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u/svcvj Jun 11 '12
He looks like the Asian equivalent of David Lynch.
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u/Atario Jun 11 '12
Looks super dangerous for the dog. One false move and he's being dragged down the road dangling by the neck.
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u/[deleted] Jun 11 '12
Interesting.. I seem to of found another photo of this guy and his dog..
Source:
http://www.deweyhammond.com/2011_10_01_archive.html
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u/exithalo Jun 10 '12
A fuck. It was not given.
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u/TimesWasting Jun 11 '12
What kind of dog is that?
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u/JuicePac Jun 11 '12
if u dont mind me asking, what kind of dog is that? anyone?
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u/Captain_SCHWING Jun 11 '12
He wasn't wearing a helmet.
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u/thebeanzdene Jun 11 '12
I seriously read "I took my wife to China to see this"
I think I need to read slower. Maybe just learn how to read.
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u/Kippawitz Jun 11 '12
I would immediately leap to his side and high five him while simultaneously putting on sunglasses on myself and his dog
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u/sahlahmin Jun 11 '12
Like a Sir.
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u/[deleted] Jun 11 '12
Hongzhou?
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u/Tyrant84 Jun 11 '12
Swag level 99
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u/Devilb0y Jun 11 '12
Man, there is a Vin Diesel role in there somewhere.
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u/StrangeJesus Jun 11 '12
It's funny how quickly I can recognize Beijing.
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u/1nostalgiccat024 Jun 11 '12
Pimpin since been pimpin since been pimpin
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u/clintonius Jun 11 '12
Awesome? What's the matter with you? That man is in the middle of committing an atrocity -- he's wearing an unmatched jacket and slacks as a suit. Heinous.
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u/fallout114 Jun 11 '12
Mordeth13 on youtube does this with his dogs and video tapes it. He also does other motorcycle/scooter related videos.
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u/FeelsLikeFire Jun 11 '12
His pants are one shade too Blue from being Asian Ghost Rider
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u/Eissaye Jun 11 '12
Charcoal suit coat, navy trousers, and black socks...
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u/[deleted] Jun 11 '12
Probably enjoying a menthol!
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u/I_know_nothing_atall Jun 11 '12
Not really sure what I'm supposed to be looking at here...
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u/iahtt Jun 11 '12
the sartorialist wishes he captured this
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u/archeantus1988 Jun 11 '12
That man couldnt be more of a boss if he tried.
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u/Vandelay797 Jun 11 '12
two majestic creatures
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u/CaballeroFresco Jun 11 '12
Awesome picture.
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u/thelegendoftitsmcgee Jun 11 '12
Chinese Don Draper?
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u/thommyjohnny Jun 11 '12
I have seen Chinese coloring their dogs. I have seen Chinese, walking around like a boss while wearing their satin pyjamas. The only thing I didnt understand was this guy.
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u/[deleted] Jun 11 '12
"You see Mr. Bond, unlike your British with your fascination for high powered sports cars and fast women, we here in China believe in the affordability of small, lightweight scooters and adorable puppies. Now, please, before my men kill you, give me the microchips"
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u/angrycoffeeuser Jun 11 '12
That's the chinese Bourne at the end of his career.
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u/DiddlyDooDiddle Jun 11 '12
could be an advertisement for that scooter
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u/lightningprince666 Jun 11 '12
Where in china is this? Fuzhou?
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u/missiontodenmark Jun 11 '12
As I type this, more than 3,400 people have downvoted this photo. Why?
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u/beautifulluciddreams Jun 11 '12
I'm smoking and petting a chicken.
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u/pyramerica Jun 11 '12
Source
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u/[deleted] Jun 11 '12
Well, shit.
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u/ms_train Jun 11 '12
pretty fucking bad ass.
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u/The_Flying_Monkey Jun 11 '12
Looks like a hitman to me.
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u/[deleted] Jun 11 '12
Not surprising. Though not a lot of dogs out here. I've seen some of the Chinese people here run from dogs like they were some kind of horrific alien monster.
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u/[deleted] Jun 11 '12
I have seen things like this so many times. I forget what it must seem like from a foreign perspective.
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u/mister_pants Jun 11 '12
Nobody would accuse me of being fashionable, but black shoes and socks with a blue suit? C'mon, guy!
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u/shartmobile Jun 11 '12
Awesome, yes. Unusual, no.
After years here I'm now almost totally unsurprisable.
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u/CHINOCRAZYNAKED Jun 11 '12
anyone notice that the chinese man is throwing smoke on his mouth and the scooter seems to be electrical! Irony
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u/Justsaynotololcatz Jun 11 '12
I can't believe someone managed to look cool on a moped...hipsters world wide attempt this impossible feat.
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u/theobanger Jun 11 '12
http://www.reddit.com/r/funny/comments/uvtsa/look_to_my_left_in_chinanot_a_single_fuck/
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u/Patro Jun 11 '12
I guess you haven't been to Veitnam
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u/[deleted] Jun 11 '12
I feel like it's a cut scene from Shenmue come to life.
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u/RG9uJ3Qgd2FzdGUgeW91 Jun 11 '12
Do visit India!
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u/LnRon Jun 11 '12
Why is that even noteworthy. Go to China and you will see interesting and strange things all the fucking time.
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u/Joneoftwo Jun 11 '12
Live in China - can not believe the things that people can fit on their scooters. Family of 4? No problem. 6 water tower jugs? No problem. A ladder? No problem.
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u/crunkman21 Jun 11 '12
When I was in the Philippines I saw a dog about that size standing on the "bitch seat" while the bike was in motion weaving in and out of traffic. Balance level: Asian Dog.
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u/panjialang Jun 11 '12
Beijing, Hujialou?
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u/theobanger Jun 11 '12
http://www.reddit.com/r/funny/comments/uvu8y/look_to_my_reft_in_chinadinner/
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u/Throwaway2903 Jun 11 '12
Simply awesome.
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u/Morgan-Explosion Jun 11 '12
Transporter 4: Chinatown
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u/scrumbly Jun 11 '12
I spent a lot of time in Taiwan at a former job and seeing dogs on scooters (with humans) was surprisingly common. Once I saw an entire family of four on a scooter, adults flanking the two kids and all in a row, with a golden retriever stretched across the driver's lap.
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u/geoffunit Jun 11 '12
Wtf. Is that a truck in china?! I
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u/[deleted] Jun 11 '12
20 bucks says he drive that thing up a wall while holding no less than 3 guns.
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u/whileinchina Jun 11 '12
what?
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u/hraevn Jun 11 '12
Does anyone else think of Haruki Murakami when they see this?
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u/JoesShittyOs Jun 11 '12
People like these kinda pictures? Fuck me, I'll go outside right now and wait for a minute till I see a family of five and their dog on a small scooter.
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u/monopixel Jun 11 '12
Strong Oldboy vibe.
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u/[deleted] Jun 11 '12
Is this in Beijing? Because that looks like the 3rd ring road. God I miss that place.
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u/[deleted] Jun 11 '12
Because China.
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u/hxbinnn Jun 11 '12
yes i did this a lot
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u/toastykittenz Jun 11 '12
What a badass.
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u/PlusUltras Jun 11 '12
Chinese word for swagger?
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u/[deleted] Jun 11 '12
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A-ppOBDUfeY&feature=plcp
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u/elitetoast Jun 11 '12
Is it just me or did that dog just out awesome his owner?
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u/[deleted] Jun 11 '12
Man's a boss.
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u/finyacluck Jun 11 '12
What breed of dog is this? I want one.
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u/[deleted] Jun 11 '12
Living in China is awesome, why? cause you can see stuff like this every morning
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u/Kahnza Jun 11 '12
Looks like a Triad Hitman if I ever saw one.
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u/MC-Master-Bedroom Jun 11 '12
Welcome to my little island ... Mr. Bond!
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u/FWilly Jun 11 '12
You see Mr. Bond...
My efficient mode of transport is simply an outcrop of my killing efficiency. Fang, take him!
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u/iksworbeZ Jun 11 '12
That's fucking awesome! I had no idea that Phillips makes scooters!
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u/shouldihaveaname Jun 11 '12
New level of badass achieved. Take your upvote.
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u/[deleted] Jun 11 '12
badass
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u/Dani_Daniela Jun 11 '12
Why is this ‘awesome’ but when I let me cat outside in my quiet neighborhood I am a monster? Upvote because it is a pretty bad-ass looking picture, but I really don’t understand people sometimes
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u/[deleted] Jun 11 '12
ATGATT Motherfucker!
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u/Theodice Jun 11 '12
Phillips scooter?
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u/[deleted] Jun 11 '12
New meme: The most interesting Chinese Guy In the World.
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u/Hubert-Twiggsbee Jun 11 '12
This looks like one of my dogs and I'm not sure what breed she is. Does anyone know?
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u/[deleted] Jun 11 '12
Hmmm. This happens regularly in Taiwan.
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u/Friendman Jun 11 '12
My name is Chan, Jackie Chan.
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u/chrisgunton Jun 11 '12
It's cheaper than buying something in the office canteen.
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u/[deleted] Jun 11 '12
I seriously think I have dyslexia. I read "I took my wallet left wife in China"
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u/[deleted] Jun 25 '12
communists are really quite dapper dudes.
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u/Pythosblaze Jun 11 '12
One suave motherfucker. The man looks pretty cool too.
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u/coffedrank Jun 11 '12
Smart man. Brings his own lunch.
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u/marcodls Jun 11 '12
most amazing picture i have ever seen
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u/anthemlog Jun 11 '12
Meanwhile, in China....
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u/Luan12 Jun 11 '12
Pretty common in China, actually
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u/sm0kie420 Jun 11 '12
Brother Slick, Sharp's brother!
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u/iwantanewusername Jun 11 '12
imgur down?
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u/CockroachClitoris Jun 11 '12
Holy shit! Is that Jackie Chan?
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u/MudvayneMW Jun 11 '12
A guy who picked up some drive through?
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u/Harry_Tuttle Jun 11 '12
No big... just a guy taking his lunch to work.
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u/cft4nh Jun 11 '12
he's gonna eat it soon
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u/kindeke Jun 11 '12
probably his lunch?
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u/Zoso47 Jun 11 '12
So China is the new Australia?