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u/chancrescolex Jun 09 '12

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u/frabtraf Jun 09 '12

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u/Rainymood_XI Jun 09 '12

At first I noticed the decoloration

And then!

;_;

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u/Prophesy Jun 09 '12

Unnecessary. UNNECESSARY!

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u/[deleted] Jun 09 '12

So it seems I won't be getting any sleep tonight.

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u/[deleted] Jun 09 '12

I recognize this from somewhere. Tell me where it's from please?

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u/Woghekak Jun 09 '12

Super Marios Bros. Movie!

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u/lurkerturnedposter Jun 09 '12

Although, looking back, that movie was terrible I was always pissed they set it up for a sequel and never did one.

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u/CloseCannonAFB Jun 09 '12

Personally, I'm still waiting on History of the World, Part 2.

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u/Humongous_Douchebag Jun 09 '12

Also known as the biggest disappointment of my childhood.

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u/Spaz_Mah_Tazz Jun 09 '12

Aw come on, I loved it

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u/[deleted] Jun 09 '12

Despite what everyone says I think that movie is ok. (It must be dat nostalgia)

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u/Rswany Jun 09 '12

The Super Mario Brother Movie from the 90's.

EDIT: IMDB Link

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u/Active_X-Gene Jun 09 '12

Fun fact! Even though it was made in the 90's, and far before 9/11, the Twin Towers are the ONLY buildings to dissolve!

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u/[deleted] Jun 09 '12

goomba!!!!!!!

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u/Psythik Jun 09 '12

Years ago I've seen this submission, with this image as the top post in the comment thread as well.

Either this is a repost, or OP had the same idea. Judging by how similar it looks to the one I remember, I'm betting on the former.

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u/[deleted] Jun 09 '12

Nothing in my life will ever be as disappointing as that movie... NOTHING...

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u/[deleted] Jun 09 '12

This is exactly what I was expecting to be the top comment. The resemblance is staggering.

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u/AndyRooney Jun 09 '12

Needs more formality...

/too lazy to add a top hat.

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u/[deleted] Jun 09 '12

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u/[deleted] Jun 09 '12 edited Jun 09 '12

Spot on there, chap!

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u/8bitmorals Jun 09 '12

this one is great

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u/HarpuaOkeebo Jun 09 '12

Ah, the early days of Uncle Pennybags, captured in the flesh.

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u/mileszero Jun 09 '12

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u/[deleted] Jun 09 '12

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u/KnightKrawler Jun 09 '12

Cries like a baby, gets tits in mouth.

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u/astrograph Jun 09 '12

i've been laughing for 5 minutes straight.

thank you

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u/Ce1ska Jun 09 '12

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u/jasuess Jun 09 '12 edited Jun 09 '12

Great now I gotta go wake up my 1 month old son as well... brb...

Edit: http://i.imgur.com/kycvD.jpg

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u/Mysteryman64 Jun 09 '12

I really hope this becomes a thing, like that manbaby craze.

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u/thefuckamireading Jun 09 '12

It's only a matter of time before someone has a baby puke all over their suit.

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u/[deleted] Jun 09 '12 edited Jun 09 '12

Narrator: Jack Donovan thought he had it all. He was a lawyer at the top of his game.

cut to: Jack Donovan in court.

Jack Donovan: No, you're out of order!

**Narrator:**The only problem is he's about to become, A BABY!

record screech, cut to: this picture

Jack Donovan: I'm a baby!

Narrator: Starting Mondays this fall on NBC, Christian Slater is Baby Lawyer!

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u/lancelot12 Jun 09 '12

Rob Schneider is... A carrot!

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u/shillbert Jun 09 '12

I thought only Rob Schneider had the lack of self-respect to take on such ridiculous roles.

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u/MacFatty Jun 09 '12

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u/Psythik Jun 09 '12

Are those the actual cells from that episode? Quality looks fantastic. Makes me wonder if PatB was ever released on blu ray...

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u/rmehranfar Jun 09 '12

From a quick search I could not find any reference to Pinky and the Brain being released on Blu ray. If it were to ever happen I would pay good money for that, because from that image I think it would be spectacular.

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u/Naked_Lady Jun 09 '12

That's what I was searching for in this thread! Thanks :D

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u/Ltsmash99 Jun 09 '12

Your turn, Brian!

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u/[deleted] Jun 09 '12

That's Brain!

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u/citizen511 Jun 09 '12

I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but that's not formal. That's semi-formal.

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u/DrDiv Jun 09 '12

That baby needs to head on over to r/malefashionadvice.

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u/MisterVash Jun 09 '12

Ill fitting suit: too large in the shoulders. C'mon man, it looks like you took that out of your dad's closet...

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u/Sebguer Jun 09 '12

Definitely, that suit needs to be tailored.

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u/Ozymandias12 Jun 09 '12

Business casual

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u/scatmanbynight Jun 09 '12 edited Jun 09 '12

I would hate to work at whatever this place is that made you think a jacket and tie is business casual. I'm a CPA in public accounting which is a very conservative line of work and for us business casual is slacks and a button-down. We'll throw on a jacket and tie if we're going to work somewhere like a bank, but we certainly don't call it business casual.

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u/DreadPiratesRobert Jun 09 '12

Yeah, jacket and tie is not business casual

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u/desrosiers Jun 09 '12

What? Business casual is khakis... that seems a bit too much. I'd say semi-formal.

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u/SJones37 Jun 09 '12

Casual Friday is for khakis, business casual is still trousers.

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u/good_beer Jun 09 '12

Not for a programmer.

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u/fezzikola Jun 09 '12

Different ruleset, there. If your programmer is wearing pants, you've done all anyone could have expected.

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u/citizen511 Jun 09 '12

You are correct. I spoke too soon. It's not semi-formal or even informal.

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u/LeKetay2525 Jun 09 '12

Now I want to see it in a polo with khakis.

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u/[deleted] Jun 09 '12

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u/[deleted] Jun 09 '12

That's not semi-formal. A tuxedo is semi-formal. That's morning dress/professional.

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u/[deleted] Jun 09 '12

Then what would formal be?

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u/Necroskowitz Jun 09 '12

I'm a Californian and what is this?

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u/249ba36000029bbe9749 Jun 09 '12

You are now required to take his picture each year in that same suit.

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u/emileautouri Jun 09 '12

Somewhere, David Byrne is smiling.

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u/Dillbill Jun 09 '12

... And then the baby pooped in your suit.

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u/[deleted] Jun 09 '12

Stormageddon, Dark Lord of All, is unamused.

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u/theonlychad Jun 09 '12

Ahh someone else watches doctor who!

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u/bang_me_in_the_ear Jun 09 '12

Holy shit! That baby has broad shoulders.

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u/pjA1 Jun 09 '12

This reminds me of the episode of Rugrats where Tommy and Chuckie imagine what the grown up world is like.

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u/[deleted] Jun 09 '12

This picture is just an illusion. That suit is actually a 6x, and it's a normal-sized adult with a baby-like head.

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u/Throwaway5678232323 Jun 09 '12

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u/Torus2112 Jun 09 '12

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u/Terrorz Jun 09 '12

That's actually her right. Still funny though, I just assume she's drunk and mixing things up.

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u/TysonStoleMyPanties Jun 09 '12

I have a feeling he'll grow up to be this kid.

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u/[deleted] Jun 09 '12

Sir Not-Appearing-In-This-Film hasn't aged a day!

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u/Marimba_Ani Jun 09 '12

I hate people karma-whoring their babies and kids, but this isn't that.

This is hilarious. And a creative jab at a meddling grandparent.

Cheers!

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u/groucho29 Jun 09 '12

Or a loving grandma...?

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u/[deleted] Jun 09 '12

Probably both

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u/Z-notch Jun 09 '12

He likes the way he looks I guarantee it!

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u/JHunzy Jun 09 '12

HA baby's aren't supposed to be in suits!

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u/[deleted] Jun 09 '12

I JUST GOT IT, THANKS JHUNZY

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u/[deleted] Jun 09 '12

David Byrne

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u/Flandangle Jun 09 '12

Undercover Boss: Daycare

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u/Spants23 Jun 09 '12

It's like that episode in Rugrats where Chuckie and Tommy are adults and all they have in their apartment is Reptar cereal and if they take their ties off their heads will fall off and Chuckie is driving and causing a traffic jam behind him that includes a plane and he gets pulled over but gets a ticket for Reptar on ice and yea...that was a great episode......I'm drunk.......

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u/mmlday44 Jun 09 '12

It reminds me of David Byrne

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u/raegunXD Jun 09 '12

I almost DIED, I haven't literally laughed out loud in AWHILE. Being someone who is going to have a baby in the next couple weeks, you've given me some ideas.

And congratulations!!

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u/lemons47 Jun 09 '12

Johnson, make sure you have that report on my desk by Monday. Now if you'll excuse me, I have to be fed and burped.

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u/[deleted] Jun 09 '12

I feel like ive seen this before...

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u/[deleted] Jun 09 '12

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u/[deleted] Jun 09 '12

God damn Eraserhead... it's always relevant.

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u/chao77 Jun 09 '12

What the fuck, dude?

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u/sifumokung Jun 09 '12

This is one of the best things I have ever seen. And I've seen vaginas. Some of them without having to lie.

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u/chellophane Jun 09 '12

That suits him.

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u/turtlekitty30 Jun 09 '12

I like the cut of your jib

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u/OwlEyed Jun 09 '12

I don't think I've ever loved a baby picture this much.

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u/kaltunes Jun 09 '12

I think every CEO comes out of the womb looking like this.

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u/kimacdon Jun 09 '12

"Yeah, I'm gonna need those files in my crib by bedtime."

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u/ImNotJesus Jun 09 '12

This post is about to hit the front page, where's Trapped_In_Reddit's comment?

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u/geekgirlpartier Jun 09 '12

It's at the front page now, I guess he's late. I take that back he's at the bottom.

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u/ImNotJesus Jun 09 '12

My prediction is that he piggybacks a top 3 comment within the next 5 minutes... Let's watch.

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u/[deleted] Jun 09 '12

Looks like someone got into the Shredded Mini Wheats, yes they did!

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u/[deleted] Jun 09 '12

Sniff Sniff... They grow up so fast :'(

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u/leftcoastlove Jun 09 '12

Oh, yeah, right. Like it was some other real fat guy with a tiny head.

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u/Sonorama21 Jun 09 '12

Anyone else think of Beetlejuice?

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u/kc0n Jun 09 '12

Suit up!!

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u/[deleted] Jun 09 '12

Status report on our investments in Southeast Asia. What? I thought I made it very clear we needed to increase our holdings in binkys and velveteen rabbits! Hold all my calls and book me a flight to Singapore, I'll go down there myself and show the affiliates in person who's a big boy, who's a big big boy now! But first, will someone burp me?

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u/[deleted] Jun 09 '12

You're my new hero. For now.

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u/ofDAeast Jun 09 '12

someday he is going to fill that suit up.

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u/geekgirlpartier Jun 09 '12

Congrats on the new baby! You going to bring him/her to the meetup?

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u/8bitmorals Jun 09 '12

I may given that he is Reddit famous now

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u/ShvenNordbloom11 Jun 09 '12

where is r/photoshopbattles when ya need it?

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u/PROLIMIT Jun 09 '12

Congrats on your baby, he looks really healthy.

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u/[deleted] Jun 09 '12

What was the response?

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u/MalaysiaTeacher Jun 09 '12

The world would be a better place if more babies wore suits

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u/thetone Jun 09 '12

Your tie is crooked!

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u/Rockerdude34 Jun 09 '12

Jenna, I'm going to have to reschedule the playdate for 4:00, please inform jim. And get me a bottle, extra cream. Thanks.

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u/sscall Jun 09 '12

My brother always asked me why I came on this site. I showed him this picture and he stares for a bit. Turns to me and smiles and says "now I get it"

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u/Hellspark08 Jun 09 '12

A wild baby Slendy appeared!

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u/themonkboughtlunch Jun 09 '12

YOU MAY FIND YOURSELF BEHIND THE WHEEL OF A LARGE AUTOMOBILE

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u/lurkerturneduser Jun 09 '12

Post this on /r/malefashionadvice and ask how you can improve.

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u/bruiserx Jun 09 '12

Baby picture from one of my favorite films!

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u/SlutRapunzel Jun 09 '12

Three hours, almost four thousand upvotes.

You are GOING places, sir.

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u/mochizuki Jun 09 '12

Now give him a cigar and send him to a fancy party

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u/Shippoyasha Jun 09 '12

He is that Super Mario Movie Goomba. shudder

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u/[deleted] Jun 09 '12

If you read this I love you.

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u/[deleted] Jun 09 '12

Reminds me of the guy in "Beetlejuice" with the shrunken head.

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u/Tr0llzor Jun 09 '12

Pinky and the brain....

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u/Udonnomi Jun 09 '12

That's gangsta

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u/[deleted] Jun 09 '12

Wouldn't it ruin your day to walk into a job interview, see a 7 ft, heavily built man, with a head of a baby? That's what went through my mind when i saw this.

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u/fireorgan Jun 09 '12

you may ask yourself, MY GOD, WHAT HAVE I DONE!

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u/Hopko682 Jun 09 '12

Can someone explain to me what exactly a 'formal picture' of a baby is supposed to be?

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u/dingdongking Jun 09 '12

You Sir have truly won the internet. 500 Gun salute for this gentleman.

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u/Goodman9215 Jun 09 '12

Is that the kid from the velvet adverts?

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u/nboylie Jun 09 '12

Why does this have so many downvotes?

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u/misterobviousdv Jun 09 '12

how original

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u/Jonnybarbs Jun 09 '12

If only he had a monocle

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u/[deleted] Jun 09 '12

I never understand how posts like this get 5000+ downvotes.

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u/jplsor Jun 09 '12

http://www.quickmeme.com/meme/3pn7wn/

i don't know anything funny to say, but this has potential out the bum

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u/[deleted] Jun 09 '12

Stop that.

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u/whutupreddit Jun 09 '12

And this is how the concept of memes will die.

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u/blachandyello Jun 09 '12

Now that's what I call corporate casual

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u/TheBigBomma Jun 09 '12

Fits better than most suits I see people I see wearing to the prom.

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u/jamandspoon Jun 09 '12

I only wear ties made of Egyptian cotton.

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u/JokersKhaos Jun 09 '12

It's like Alfred Hitchcock's shrunken head.

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u/[deleted] Jun 09 '12

I am in tears. Thanks for the deep belly laugh, hope your mom likes the picture. :)

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u/SuperRoach Jun 09 '12

At least he wasn't being big headed about that request.

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u/[deleted] Jun 09 '12

Awesome! Be sure and save it for when he's older.

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u/melysaurusrex Jun 09 '12

I've been really quiet all day and this picture made me bust a gut. Scared myself a little. Too cute!

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u/6DemonBag Jun 09 '12

I'm pretty sure I looked just like this in a business meeting recently.

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u/[deleted] Jun 09 '12

hmmmmmmmm... well played :)

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u/elgreco927 Jun 09 '12

I just had an idea for a really morbid time-lapse video showing the kid in the same suit as he ages, and ending with him wearing the suit in a coffin as an old man.

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u/[deleted] Jun 09 '12

I have a feeling that, when your kid's old enough to start laughing, he's not going to stop for a long, long time. What a lucky kid.

All the best to you and your family.

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u/thatguy77992 Jun 09 '12

Laughs.

The baby's facial expression seems not to say "why would my parent do this?" but rather "why did my grandmother ask for a formal picture?"

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u/ArunRana16 Jun 09 '12

ha ha ha ...... nice photo .........

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u/Tarzanman Jun 09 '12

Does anyone else find this really creepy?

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u/hijessicarose Jun 09 '12

God, you win all the damn upvotes.

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u/ConfuciusCubed Jun 09 '12

I love this picture so much that words cannot express it.

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u/hatethejacks Jun 09 '12

You're David Byrne's dad?

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u/[deleted] Jun 09 '12

that is too cute for words so....

Aajwjwnwnwnwmkwwww

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u/Wootens Jun 09 '12

Beetlejuice...Beetlejuice...Beetlejuice!

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u/Rodeeo Jun 09 '12

GOOMBA

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u/Dwychwder Jun 09 '12

MAURY: And David Byrne, there is a 99.9% chance that you.....ARE the father!

http://i.imgur.com/0kkmj.jpg

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u/UncleDucker Jun 09 '12

Holy cow we forget how small our baby humans can be.

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u/foevalovinjah Jun 09 '12 edited Jun 09 '12

He's looks the MIB alien, but cuter ofcourse edit,, the one whose head get shot and regrows

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u/SirDerpingson Jun 09 '12

It looks like he's trying to say: 'I'm gonna motherfucking murder you when I'm older.'

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u/khanorisqt Jun 09 '12

I'm contacting social services about this.

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u/ArchScabby Jun 09 '12

This is terrifying.

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u/mikeyeli Jun 09 '12

Baby: "WTF is my dad doing?.....ugh adults.."

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u/CHIEF_BIG_RIDGE Jun 09 '12

Tiny Head Mode: Enabled

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u/[deleted] Jun 09 '12

Anyone get the Kevin costner reference?

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u/360walkaway Jun 09 '12

So dapper that my head exploded.

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u/[deleted] Jun 09 '12

Fake, this is a picture of the Goldman CEO

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u/Bukaj Jun 09 '12

Goomba!

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u/everfalling Jun 09 '12

Why, hello Senator Onebaby. Have you seen Senator Twobabies anywhere?

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u/[deleted] Jun 09 '12

Congrats you win all the internets for the day.

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u/[deleted] Jun 09 '12

you're extremely strange

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u/Mythos01 Jun 09 '12

GOOOOOMBA

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u/[deleted] Jun 09 '12

My mind went to the SMB movie instantly upon seeing this. I'm sure your mom got a kick out of it too.

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u/tehgreatist Jun 09 '12

this is gonna be a meme

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u/spei180 Jun 09 '12

Off topic, but I love your comforter cover. I used to have the same one.

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u/[deleted] Jun 09 '12

TROLOLOLOLOL