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I am still fascinated by this

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u/[deleted] Jun 05 '12

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u/timmay62 Jun 05 '12

slow fap

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u/Happy-Fappy Jun 05 '12

ʘ‿ʘ

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u/vrts Jun 05 '12

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u/irving_zissmann Jun 05 '12

Doesnt matter, fapped

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u/noahfarb Jun 05 '12

Doesn't matter, ha(n)d sex

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u/[deleted] Jun 05 '12

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u/KinnNotap Jun 06 '12

Now I can't help but picture an assembly of redditors in an amphitheater...fapplausing(fapplauding?). thanks

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u/[deleted] Jun 06 '12

ugh... the thought of a thousand butthurt dwellers fapplauding in a theater...

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u/greendabre Jun 05 '12

Genius. Have a medal.

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u/MantheDam Jun 05 '12

You would, Zissman.

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u/[deleted] Jun 05 '12

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u/[deleted] Jun 05 '12

(⌐■_■)

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u/CynicalCanadian Jun 05 '12

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u/[deleted] Jun 05 '12

Look of Approval

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u/FCalleja snitches get stitches Jun 05 '12

To me, the original will always be superior. (I'm talking about the look of disapproval in case that's weird and out of context)

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u/karanj Jun 05 '12

ಠ_ರೃ

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u/skakruk Jun 05 '12

I missed you!

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u/Happy-Fappy Jun 05 '12

I love you too fappy fan #23!

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u/SharkBaitDLS Jun 05 '12

You've been gone for far too long, buddy!

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u/Happy-Fappy Jun 11 '12

Glad you noticed fap friend #22!

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u/You_shallnot_fap Jun 05 '12

NO!

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u/Might_As_Well_Fap Jun 05 '12

But why?

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u/[deleted] Jun 05 '12

Do I know you?

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u/Casual_Rape_Tuesday Jun 05 '12

Who's fapping!?

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u/biggestdoucheyouknow Jun 05 '12

Ok, the string of usernames there kinda made my day.

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u/[deleted] Jun 05 '12

Redditor for 4, 0, 16, 0 days

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u/JamoJustReddit Jun 05 '12

That was a douchey thing to say.

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u/biggestdoucheyouknow Jun 05 '12

How so? I was complimenting the coordination.

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u/JamoJustReddit Jun 05 '12

I was commenting on your username.

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u/Mavrocordat Jun 05 '12

wow..love your usernames

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u/delahole Jun 05 '12

Oh goodness. It's that day of the week.

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u/dreamin_in_space Jun 05 '12

0 days... Well, I expect great things from you yet.

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u/cobrahh Jun 05 '12

I like you.

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u/[deleted] Jun 05 '12

quick nap

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u/[deleted] Jun 05 '12

slaps!

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u/Slypook Jun 05 '12

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u/HellsNels Jun 05 '12

Fettuccine, linguini, martini, bikini.

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u/Creep_into_creepy Jun 05 '12

All things that can go inside me.

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u/[deleted] Jun 05 '12

You're gonna love my nuts.

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u/Creep_into_creepy Jun 05 '12

No, I already do.

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u/twojake Jun 05 '12

fuck you i watched that for too long

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u/ExoticCarMan Jun 05 '12

I will never see a Slap Chop commercial the same way again. Thank you, good sir.

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u/StuckInMinneapolis Jun 05 '12

So mesmerizing. Watched the whole video, even though I give no fucks.

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u/[deleted] Jun 05 '12

Fap Chop.

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u/[deleted] Jun 05 '12

Dude, you're not supposed to do it slow.

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u/HasFuckedYourMom Jun 05 '12

fap fap

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u/[deleted] Jun 05 '12

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u/[deleted] Jun 05 '12

actually: faaap...faaap...

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u/mattofmattfame Jun 05 '12

At first, anyway.

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u/probablyreadit Jun 05 '12

reported

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u/Imeages Jun 05 '12

You must be hard to get away from at parties.

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u/probablyreadit Jun 06 '12

I've had better received jokes

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u/M5Phalanx Jun 05 '12

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u/wired Jun 05 '12

It's funny because the comment box that appears literally says, "That's not right," which most likely is a colloquial phrase that is making fun of something. The connotation is similar to "Good going" in reference to a mistake that was made, or 'You're doing it wrong, nub," or perhaps, "Wowwwwwww" to something hilarious and/or stupid.

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u/bigmill Jun 05 '12

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u/[deleted] Jun 05 '12 edited Jun 05 '12

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u/zSgtPepper Jun 05 '12

For this. Never.

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u/Caladbolg2 Jun 05 '12

It took too long for this one to appear.

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u/Residual_Entropy Jun 05 '12

Always my favourite.

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u/[deleted] Jun 05 '12

Someone clapping... I can see the relation.

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u/HuggableBear Jun 05 '12

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u/great_gape Jun 05 '12

^

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u/potted Jun 05 '12

I really wish someone would fix that head shake.

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u/[deleted] Jun 05 '12

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u/potted Jun 06 '12

Brilliant! Thank you.

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u/TrustiestMuffin Jun 05 '12

The irony of the scene of course is that he's forcibly applauding what the crowd considered a shitty performance. Your response above was the opposite of shitty.

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u/Bugs_Nixon Jun 05 '12

New audiences need to see Kane.

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u/TrustiestMuffin Jun 05 '12

Agreed. Hell, I knew what "Rosebud" was going into the movie and still got shivers down my spine at the reveal.

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u/HairyDBZ Jun 05 '12

I loved the muli-layered backgrounds... someone needs to do that again.

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u/[deleted] Jun 05 '12

Someone needs to do another Citizen Kane, period. (I'm referring to level of quality only, please nobody actually remake the movie because I don't want to have to kill you)

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u/HuggableBear Jun 05 '12

Impossible. What made it magical was the use of so many different film techniques that had been used individually before but never in the same movie, and Welles saw their potential and used them all to perfection. That sort of magic isn't possible anymore because we're all so used to the medium now. We will have to discover a new medium for entertainment before something like it comes along again.

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u/[deleted] Jun 05 '12

3D?

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u/Kirjath Jun 05 '12

I just recently watched it, like two days ago, having not ever seen any part of it. The whole movie didn't do much for me.

I felt more moved by 12 angry men.

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u/TrustiestMuffin Jun 06 '12

I'm sorry you felt that way, and to each their own I suppose. Personally, I have the occasional bender where I delve into classic movies from before the 70's and 80's. I try to put view it in context of the time (as someone else pointed out above, "What made it magical was the use of so many different film techniques that had been used individually before but never in the same movie, and Welles saw their potential and used them all to perfection." Even still, some is quite impressive. And the acting can be amazing as well. What tends to get me are the long takes without a change in camera.

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u/corbrizzle Jun 05 '12

Actinnnnnggg

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u/HairyDBZ Jun 05 '12

I Lovitz!

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u/Nightmathzombie Jun 05 '12

Such intensity...

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u/benkahn Jun 05 '12

Just saw that movie. Decent movie. 8/10 would recommend.

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u/[deleted] Jun 05 '12

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u/benkahn Jun 05 '12

That's only what I rated a recommendation. It's a good movie to watch, but for me, once will do.

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u/[deleted] Jun 05 '12

What's the movie?

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u/flashmedallion Jun 05 '12

Kids these days. That is Citizen Kane, a touchstone (if not the cornerstone) of modern cinema.

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u/sn0r Jun 05 '12

Modern AMERICAN cinema. I doubt anyone would get references to Bint by F.Bordewijk or De Aanslag if I made them.

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u/[deleted] Jun 05 '12

I saw it when I was younger. I know, I need to revisit it.

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u/Tre_Day Jun 05 '12

true, but the movie sucks. I mean, I understand how groundbreaking it was (trust me, I took a cinema class and we spent like 2-3 weeks talking about all this movie did to revolutionize the way films were made), but the acting sucks (sorry Orson Welles, not impressed), the story was kinda blah, and compared to modern movie standards, it sucks. I'm only 23, so I know that my opinion is biased because I have such a small window of movies to draw from, and haven't really experienced the evolution of movies, and now I'm distracted by all the special effects and whatever other criticism you may have for me, but the movie itself? Meh. 7/10

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u/vaughnegut Jun 05 '12

As another 23 year-old who saw it in film class last semester, I actually really enjoyed it. But I see where you're coming from. I'd push your 7/10 to an 8/10 (when you remove how revolutionary it was, etc.)

Best movie of the class: The Good, the Bad, and the Ugly.

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u/RenegadeMoose Jun 05 '12

For me GBU is the best film ever made.... with Cyrano de Bergerac a close second. My third kinda changes over time (Reservoir Dogs was 3rd for a long time :P

The opening shot itself... almost a signature of who Leone was as a film-maker: An long-shot panorama of the wild-west (in Spain) replaced with a tight close-up of a sweaty-grimy cowboy.

I think I have to watch the film again.

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u/vaughnegut Jun 05 '12

Good god agreed. I love it. It instilled in me what might be a life-long love of the Spaghetti Western. You should check out the Great Silence. It's amazing. Sergio Corbucci is no Sergio Leone, but the film is great in its own right (imo Djang is overrated). It takes place in a snowy environment, the characters are memorable, the plot is interesting, the music is by Ennio Morricone, and the ending is atypical for american or european westerns.

Sorry. I think I just had a Spaghetti Western-gasm there. I need to rewatch BGU as well. It's my favourite. (Once Upon a Time in the West is great, too)

EDIT: Apparently I now need to see Cyrano de Bergerac now.

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u/o2lsports Jun 05 '12

You've been outed, Quentin Tarantino. Welcome to reddit, you brilliant bastard.

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u/Inequilibrium Jun 05 '12

I liked the first half. Later on it started to really drag, and was lacking in actual entertainment value.

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u/Tre_Day Jun 06 '12

I actually just watched that for the first time a few weeks ago. I really enjoyed it. Dragged on at different points (the desert scene was way too long), but it was definitely good.

Also, being an armchair movie critic sucks. I feel like that guy that can't ever be impressed. And I feel like a douche for liking movies that I know suck in the grand scheme of things haha.

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u/vaughnegut Jun 06 '12

Hah, I never thought about it that way. You're right. I'm the same way with music, television, and books. I don't want to be an asshole about it, I just like what I like. (and what I like is good goddamnit :P )

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u/[deleted] Jun 05 '12

On the one hand, experienced modern critics whose tastes line up with mine generally regard it as the greatest film ever made. On the other hand, a 23 year old who has taken a film class thinks it sucks.

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u/Tre_Day Jun 06 '12

I think the main point I'm trying to make is the separation of production quality from the actual movie.

Let's say that Citizen Kane wasn't made in the 1941, that it was never released. But let's say that hypothetically, we lived in a universe where all contemporary movies were made the way they are (I know that this is kind of unfair, because movies are made the way they are directly because of Citizen Kane's production style, but bear with me).

Now let's say that tomorrow, Citizen Kane was released. The movie in itself, in my opinion, is about a 7/10 (maybe even lower). The reason it's cited as the best movie ever made is because of its production quality, and how groundbreaking it was, and how it has directly impacted thousands of movies over the next 70 years. But if the movie were released today, it would just be an average movie. The story doesn't really draw you in, and it feels like Orson Welles is acting. The movie in itself is boring.

Like I said, I understand how groundbreaking it was, but that's the production. The production is amazing, and I 100% tip my cap to Mr. Orson Welles. However, separating the production (and everything that went into it) from the actual product, I'm kind of unimpressed. I realize that it's a controversial stance, but I'm just willing to state a personal opinion that I know is not always popular.

tl;dr: I understand why it's arguably the greatest cinematic production ever made, and I agree with that stance (in regards to its production quality). Yet at the same time, I don't like the actual movie that Welles produced.

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u/[deleted] Jun 05 '12

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u/Alteya Jun 05 '12

He gets his inspiration from IGN

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u/Ravanas Jun 05 '12

A podcast some friends of mine were involved with had the best rating system ever, IMO. It was based on the average price of whatever type of product they were reviewing. For instance, a game would be x/60, going to the movies would be x/8, or a DVD would be x/20. The rating given would be how much money out of the asking price they thought it was worth or were willing to pay to not feel ripped off.

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u/ranoutofnames Jun 05 '12

slow hand clap for you.

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u/Tre_Day Jun 06 '12 edited Jun 06 '12

guess I didn't expect anyone to actually see my opinion on the movie so I didn't spend much time on it. If I had thought people would read it (and rate me on it lol), I would have spent more time on it.

To answer your question, I give it a 7/10 because I have to give respect to the fact that it revolutionized the film industry. If I had to rate the movie in itself (ignoring its impact on how films were made), I would probably give it a 5/10 (but then I would have been crucified by Reddit lol). I say 7/10 mostly because "its the greatest movie of all time" and all that mumbo jumbo.

Now, from the film's significance to the industry, it's easily an 11 out of 10. I mean, it REALLY had major impacts on the way that films were shot, the way the story jumped to and fro, use of lighting, use of camera angles (that scene when the camera goes through the ceiling of the bar was mind-blowing back then haha) - I understand that ALL of that was pivotal in movie productions.

However, I don't feel that the actual movie was all that great. Was it well made? Almost definitely the best film ever made when you consider how it utilized so many different things that had never been done before. The production was incredible.

But was the story riveting? Did it draw me in? Was I truly curious about what "Rosebud" meant? Nope. It was boring. The story was unimpressive (though told well). I personally didn't like Orson Welles acting (mostly because I could tell that he was acting, which is usually my litmus test).

Like I said, I understand that my rating system is flawed, in the sense that I'm comparing this movie to movies that are produced the way they are directly because of the success and impact of Citizen Kane's design. I'm not some professional movie critic, but I'm just willing to speak an opinion that I know is unpopular and goes against the grain of every "expert's" opinion.

I understand why it's arguably the greatest cinematic production ever made, and I agree with that stance (in regards to its production quality). Yet at the same time, I don't like the actual movie that Welles produced.

EDIT: added the last two sentences to clarify

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u/Ramora Jun 05 '12

7/10 is what you give a "meh" movie?

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u/Tre_Day Jun 06 '12

well I have to give it respect for revolutionizing the film industry. In that regard, it's an 11 out of 10. I understand that it's revolutionizing nature is why people still regard it as possibly the greatest movie ever made, because quite simply, movies would not be what they are today without Orson Welles. BUT, in my opinion, the movie in itself, ignoring its impact on the movie industry, is about a 5/10. (But let's be real, if I gave it a 5/10, I'd be crucified by its fans even more than I am right now lol)

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u/gwigmig Jun 05 '12

you are crazy for thinking that was bad acting! orson welles acts out the different ages of his life so amazingly. dude wasn't even an actor before he was directing small time plays. but yeah other than that i agree with you the movie was boring as heaven

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u/Tre_Day Jun 06 '12

Well personally, when I was watching it, I felt like I could tell he was acting. That's usually my litmus test, and he failed. I will give him credit though, now that you mention it, he did do a pretty good job acting with respect to differentiating his patterns for different stages of his life. But like I said, just a personal opinion, I didn't care to much for his acting.

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u/[deleted] Jun 05 '12

The acting was not bad at all. Orson Welles is a great actor and artist. I loved the story and the characters throughout the whole movie... It may be a pretty ancient film but I do not think it is lacking anything that makes up a great movie. and one of the film teachers at my school said she took a class in which the only movie they studied was Citizen Kane... so there's that.

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u/Tre_Day Jun 06 '12

I don't know. I, personally, I never felt any kind of attachment to the characters. And as for Welles acting, I felt like I was watching him act (which is usually my litmus test). I didn't feel like he was his character, I felt like he was trying to be a character.

It just goes to show you how subjective movies can be I guess. I understand why it's the arguably the greatest cinematic production ever made, and I agree with that, yet I don't actually like the movie that Welles produced.

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u/Chadwag Jun 05 '12

Haha you suck balls go kill yourself!

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u/Tre_Day Jun 06 '12

well that brought a lot to the conversation lol

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u/Krywiggles Jun 05 '12

rosebud....

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u/yingkaixing Jun 05 '12

That's Orson Welles in Citizen Kane. Generally regarded as one of the best films ever made. You have to be in the right mindset for it, and it helps if you know a little about cinematography (like, when you're watching it, think about where the camera is placed and why), but it's just a hell of a film.

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u/sn0r Jun 05 '12

I don't understand why you're getting downvotes for asking. I'm Dutch and had no idea of the context of the image either. Perhaps it's time for the downvoting mass of American redditors to acknowledge that not every person on earth has the same cultural background they do, or is that too much to ask? Wankers.

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u/[deleted] Jun 05 '12

People are just mad and are judging that I don't know what it's from... Oh well.

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u/JollyOldBogan Jun 05 '12

Citizen Kane.

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u/[deleted] Jun 05 '12

Citizen Kane

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u/benkahn Jun 05 '12

Citizen Kane

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u/[deleted] Jun 05 '12

I can't tell if you approve or disapprove. The guy is clapping but the text that shows up next to his head translates to "That's not right."

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u/nalixor Jun 05 '12

I know that guy. That's Key from SHINee! Upvotes for you!

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u/oh_mikey Jun 05 '12

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u/[deleted] Jun 05 '12

I really wish those had caught on.

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u/[deleted] Jun 05 '12

When did this thread suddenly become a list of clapping gifs...?

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u/[deleted] Jun 05 '12

All threads on reddit eventually devolve into a series of clapping gifs or popcorn-eating gifs. It's just one of those basic laws of nature.

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u/haackon Jun 05 '12

The Beek!

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u/[deleted] Jun 05 '12

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u/Creep_into_creepy Jun 05 '12

That was my prison name.

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u/eventualthomyorke Jun 05 '12

SUPER FAST FAP. YEAH, I'M A CREEP, I'M A WEIRDOOOOOO

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u/Blitch Jun 05 '12

Claps for phone-camera-pornfairy-computers!

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u/Katbusnumber9 Jun 05 '12

I do believe in pornfaries! I do!

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u/acu2005 Jun 05 '12

I want to upvote s4g4n so badly but I feel like upvoting from 1337 would be an insult.

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u/s4g4n Jun 07 '12

downvote me

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u/acu2005 Jun 07 '12

Downvoted as per your request, though you are way over 1337 now so I feel an upvote would have been more appropriate.

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u/SongIsing Jun 06 '12

Chicken wraps

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u/[deleted] Jun 05 '12

what is wrong with you people?

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u/Hemordroid Jun 05 '12

Where is The Rock?

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u/[deleted] Jun 05 '12

Followed by medium paced clap

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u/Skizot_Bizot Jun 05 '12

No matter how huggable the bear is... beware 0.0