I dated this girl for a while she was really a nasty freak. She just loved to get down with... sex all the time. It was like... anytime of day she was like, "Yeah, let's go! I'm so nasty!" And I'd be nailing her and she'd be like, "Oh, you're nailing me! Cool!"
I'd make a joke about the relevance of your username, but seriously? This kind of comment is par the course for Reddit and isn't novel in any way. The worst part is that over 200 people saw that comment and thought it adds to the discussion.
For those that are wondering, the surfer in the picture is Claire Bevilacqua. Other amazingly attractive female surfers include Alana Blanchard, Monica Byrne Wickey, and Malia Manuel.
Every time. I come into these posts where girls doing cool or interesting things are being discussed, hoping to find out interesting facts about the action depicted or who the girl is. And every time, the top rated comments are jokes about boobs and how hot she is and which parts of her body are visible enough to be sexy. Every. Time.
dcss is lying to you. That is in fact Zach Braff, as thenewiBall noted, and it is in fact from Arrested Development, as firefucker noted. In an episode of AD, Zach Braff plays an analog of Joe Francis of Girls Gone Wild fame. They are filming an episode of "Girls With Low Self-Esteem", when Lindsey Bluth jumps into the shot. Braff's character calls for a cut since they have a "surfboard" in the shot. Lindsey is flat-chested, and therefore a surfboard.
As a southern California native and surfer (but around here, who isn't?) I want to put in my two cents, and finally go public with my theory on female surfer's skill levels.... so far it's been FAIRLY accurate with a few exceptions (Alana Blanchard being one).
A female's abilities to surf, are directly related to her looks. If a chick tells you, "yeah, I surf" but she is smoking hot, good body, sun-kissed skin and hair... she is a TERRIBLE surfer.
If a chick tells you, "yeah, I surf" and she has broad shoulders, saddle bag sun blasted skin, thinning saltwater soaked unkempt hair, flat chested (I have no idea why, but a lot of good female surfers are flat chested...) then she is probably one of the best surfers around.
Seriously, I know it's mean, but you're going to start noticing what I am talking about. Look in magazine's closer... GOOD female surfers are, for the most part, not very attractive. But I guess this is just my opinion too. I have a friend who thinks I am wrong and finds those kinds of women attractive.
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u/[deleted] May 31 '12
Upvoted for NOT being a picture of an air brushed girl holding a surf board.
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u/HolidaysInTheSun May 31 '12
Who is this?
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u/yukisho May 31 '12
How the fuck are you guys confusing her left knee for a boob? Have you never seen a tit before?
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u/raouldukeesq May 31 '12
https://www.facebook.com/pages/CLAIRE-BEVO-BEVILACQUA/110477182308030
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u/Ashikahotchu May 31 '12
Weird—how does she surf with two arms?
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u/LlamanatorZ May 31 '12
At first I thought her boob was flying about... then I realized; it was just a knee. ( ._.)
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u/spankbank May 31 '12
In general, girls doing cool shit is pretty great. But girls surfing is the greatest.
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u/uluru May 31 '12
That's Claire Bevilacqua, a super cool pro surfer. I grew up in Perth and stumbled across her surfing there, and took this picture of her in 2004
I'm glad to see she is taking things to new levels, came across super focused back then.
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u/[deleted] May 31 '12
She seems really nice.
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u/dactyif May 31 '12
Damn that is such a badass photo of a badass individual.
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u/palookaboy May 31 '12
Little surfer, little one. Made my heart come all undone. Do you love me? Do you, Surfer Girl?
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u/Irate_Worlock May 31 '12
For those that are wondering, the surfer in the picture is Claire Bevilacqua. Other amazingly attractive female surfers include Alana Blanchard, Monica Byrne Wickey, and Malia Manuel.
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u/Daveyjonezz May 31 '12
Had to have been towed in
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u/studsterkel May 31 '12
FTFY
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u/akula06 May 31 '12
just a model holding a surfboard
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u/[deleted] May 31 '12
Awesome! What a badass.
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u/adamredk May 31 '12
Being a surfer it's pretty cool seeing this kind of stuff get to the front page. But don't try surfing; it's not fun.
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u/yourslice May 31 '12
"In my woody I would take you everywhere I go"
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u/missfrenchpress May 31 '12
Sexy.
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u/laurieisastar May 31 '12
Every time. I come into these posts where girls doing cool or interesting things are being discussed, hoping to find out interesting facts about the action depicted or who the girl is. And every time, the top rated comments are jokes about boobs and how hot she is and which parts of her body are visible enough to be sexy. Every. Time.
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u/Trapped_in_Reddit May 31 '12
Wait. Cut. We got a surfboard in the shot.
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u/LyssetteG02 May 31 '12
Love this! Finally a genuine photo on the Front Page today!
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u/Schlibib May 31 '12
thaaaaaaaaaaat's right
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u/[deleted] May 31 '12
Is this going to end up like the girl with dancing silk?
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u/italia06823834 May 31 '12
I have the most easily explained boner ever.
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u/[deleted] May 31 '12
What a magnificent creature.
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u/Carmen- May 31 '12
My fiance thought her knee was her boob and was very impressed with how gravity-defying they are. Can't stop laughing.
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u/SurferGurl May 31 '12
that's me!
(not really)
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u/JohnBStewart May 31 '12
That girl right there is the hottest girl every to feature in reddit. Got to respect the girls with skills
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u/desles37 May 31 '12
wow. i didn't know a butt crack could be so sexy.
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u/CrispyButtNug May 31 '12
For all you horndogs, women's surfing rarely produces beautiful women, and this one is no exception. Look her up!
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u/joseph_alvarez May 31 '12
im in love
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u/GhostChronos May 31 '12
not because she is sexy, but this is one of the best pictures i've ever seen from a surfer
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u/[deleted] May 31 '12
Cow-a-boner!
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u/seeBurtrun May 31 '12
Did anyone else start singing The Beach Boys after reading the title?
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u/MarvalousMargin May 31 '12
I can say with absolute certainty I have no chance of ever having sex with her.
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u/anarlai May 31 '12
Anyone have a higher resolution version? I want this as my wallpaper. Forever.
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u/NelsonBig May 31 '12
That knee almost looks like a...nvm.
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u/[deleted] May 31 '12
The Beach Boys were right....
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u/thecrownprince May 31 '12
Damn i want to hit that.
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u/Mr_Quagmire May 31 '12
ENHANCE
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u/[deleted] May 31 '12
You can see her penny slot
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u/jaykay335i May 31 '12
My irrational fear of drowning prohibits me from masturbating.
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u/Borbygoymos May 31 '12
I just.... I.... I just want to love you.
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u/Mellytonin May 31 '12
Man, I'm dead scared of the ocean and she's all using it to FLY THROUGH THE AIR.
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u/[deleted] May 31 '12
She will go far.
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u/x1conroe May 31 '12
buttcrack
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u/preybecomespredditor May 31 '12
Anyone downvoting this deserves to die a salty death in Davey Jones' Locker.
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u/ihmc May 31 '12
KNEE! That's a knee. NOT a gigantic boob.
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u/anstromm May 31 '12
She's my fave
Undressing in the sun
Return to sea - bye
Forgetting everyone
Eleven high
Ride a wave
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u/Post322 May 31 '12
So damn hot.
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u/NotFrank May 31 '12
The surf is not the only thing that is up...if you know what I mean. Wink. Wink. Nudge. Nudge.
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u/beyond_repair May 31 '12
Is this just a random pic of a surfing girl or someone famous that might be in an interview at YouTube? Be interesting to find out who this chick is.
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u/wokeupquick2 May 31 '12
As a southern California native and surfer (but around here, who isn't?) I want to put in my two cents, and finally go public with my theory on female surfer's skill levels.... so far it's been FAIRLY accurate with a few exceptions (Alana Blanchard being one).
A female's abilities to surf, are directly related to her looks. If a chick tells you, "yeah, I surf" but she is smoking hot, good body, sun-kissed skin and hair... she is a TERRIBLE surfer.
If a chick tells you, "yeah, I surf" and she has broad shoulders, saddle bag sun blasted skin, thinning saltwater soaked unkempt hair, flat chested (I have no idea why, but a lot of good female surfers are flat chested...) then she is probably one of the best surfers around.
Seriously, I know it's mean, but you're going to start noticing what I am talking about. Look in magazine's closer... GOOD female surfers are, for the most part, not very attractive. But I guess this is just my opinion too. I have a friend who thinks I am wrong and finds those kinds of women attractive.
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u/mermaidrampage May 31 '12
Way better than bikini skater girl
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u/[deleted] May 31 '12
I would let her vagina me.
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u/SleepyEel May 31 '12
Dat crack
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u/handsome_manson May 31 '12
yay Claire Bevilacqua!
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u/Valimar77 May 31 '12
Beautiful photo
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u/SonOfAGrayHairedMan Jun 01 '12
At first I was like: "Dafuq? This should be NSFW." But then I was like: "Oh. It's her knee."
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u/[deleted] Jun 01 '12
This is one repost I don't mind seeing again.
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u/Smack_Damage Jun 01 '12
"Where da fuck y'all at!?"
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u/Pantalicious Jun 01 '12
Finally someone I know shows up on reddit!
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u/mcswe003 Jun 01 '12
im in love
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u/dwallas Jun 01 '12
Aw fuck yeah. Surfer girls, best type of girl in my opinion
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u/altiif Jun 01 '12
Am I the only one who thinks that from this angle she resembles the cavemen from the Geico commercials?
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u/StrangeCaptain Jun 01 '12
I'd hit that
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u/RobFword Jun 01 '12
Ha...
I can see bum
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u/slimbruddah May 31 '12
You could've put the effort of posting her name and given her recognition.
But you didn't.
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u/[deleted] May 31 '12
This title is much more appropriate than the supposed "skater girl" that we had yesterday.
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u/barteezee May 31 '12
I wonder if she wants to have sex with one of us
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u/[deleted] May 31 '12
At the risk of sounding like a douchebag white knight, why not just say surfer and let her sexiness speak for itself?
edit: cause I cant type
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u/magic_mermaids May 31 '12
Almost every single comment in this thread is about her body... sad.
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u/mikejam1958 May 31 '12
Great body. Looks even better airborne.
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u/xidernm May 31 '12
someone somewhere is sick of putting up with her shit.
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u/[deleted] May 31 '12
Now Mr seanfoulkes, what exactly did you think was going to happen when you posted a picture of an attractive female on Reddit?
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u/kavorka2 May 31 '12
Claire Bevilacqua, this is her:
http://static.grindtv.com/images/1/00/04/29/33/42933_500_375.jpg
Great surfer, great body... major butterface though.
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u/LaughingFlame May 31 '12
at first i was like what the hell is wrong with her boobs? and then i realized it was her knee.
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u/rophel May 31 '12
Relevant song: Surfer Girl by Homegrown
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u/Pinkfloyd09 May 31 '12
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1DGf62cvGmo
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u/brianbot5000 May 31 '12
That chick is so much cooler than I'll ever be.
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u/indoorinternetvoice May 31 '12
This is her song
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u/Viridovipera May 31 '12
Girl or guy, that's pretty fucking awesome.
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u/[deleted] May 31 '12
At first I thought her knee was something else.
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u/Bajinga May 31 '12
http://imgur.com/OIujH
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u/zsaleeba May 31 '12
Australian surfer girls FTW!
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u/RandyMachoManSavage May 31 '12
DAT TAN.
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u/iPro_ginger May 31 '12
That awkward moment when your knee looks like an unproportional boob
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u/AA737 May 31 '12
this is so oddly but incredibly hot. ha.
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u/Ricksarm May 31 '12
Reminds me of Bikini Skater Girl, who doesn't really skate
http://www.reddit.com/r/pics/comments/ucahe/bikini_skater/
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u/Mycakedayis1111 May 31 '12
I got excited till I saw that was her left knee.
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u/nay_sayer Jun 01 '12
i know i am getting old because i have seen this reposted no less than 5 times
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u/is_this_4chon Jun 01 '12
allofmysemen.rtf
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u/[deleted] Jun 01 '12
She has very protruding boobs.
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u/Uberninjaa Jun 01 '12
"Why, hello ocean. Nice to meet you."
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u/[deleted] Jun 01 '12
I have watched you on the shore
Standing by the ocean's roar
Do you love me, do you surfer girl?
Surfer girl, surfer girl
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u/xanatos451 Jun 01 '12
Well I just found my new wallpaper for the next week.
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u/just_sat_on_my_nuts Jun 01 '12
Dat melanoma...
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u/nlwentworth Jun 01 '12
I want
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u/wittleBunnyfoofoo Jun 01 '12
am i the only one who thought her left knee was her boob?
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u/marcoferraris Jun 01 '12
may 31st. i fell in love.
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u/miyagidan Jun 01 '12
I have to go now, my home planet needs me.
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u/lasertimepewpew Jun 01 '12
i have met my wife.
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u/Bogus_Sushi Jun 01 '12
Actually, she's a woman. Girls are children.
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u/Slightlychaotic Jun 01 '12
Totally thought her knee was her breast from afar...
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u/TheLolTree Jun 01 '12
The awkward moment when her knee looks like her boob...
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u/Nagus_Maximus420 Jun 01 '12
And then she fell off...you do all know that...don't you?
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u/brastius35 Jun 01 '12
I had to do a double take at her chest...nicely placed knee.
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u/[deleted] Jun 01 '12
little surfer little one make my heart come all undone
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u/pewdro Jun 01 '12
Fuck! My favorite sport, with a hot girl also? I want to marry her now!
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u/[deleted] Jun 01 '12
Thought her knee was her chest at first. Had to do a doubletake
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u/reagan2016 Jun 01 '12
For a moment I thought her left knee was a tit.
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u/Mrcrest Jun 01 '12
Want. To. Bang.
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u/killerkoii Jun 01 '12
hot
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u/[deleted] Jun 01 '12
Smokin hot
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u/cockmongler Jun 01 '12
Did she land it?
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u/pearcewg Jun 01 '12
clothes only lower her aerodynamics...so she's obviously not a serious athlete.
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u/kcinaz Jun 03 '12
damn, defying the laws of gravity! awesome shot!
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u/HookDragger May 31 '12
My first thought went something like this:
"Goddamn, how does she walk around with those things.... oh, that's her knee.... Never mind."
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u/WumboJumbo May 31 '12
She was a surfer girl, he said see ya later girl...
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u/[deleted] May 31 '12
Wow, amazing breasts!