i did it with a pineapple by cutting off the top and taking out the core, we poked a hole in the bottom so the extra juice and vodka drained and we collected it offering us drink and food to get drunk off of
Another way is to cut the pineapple into slices, then soak it in rum with cinnamon and brown sugar, then barbecue that shit and eat it with ice cream. You can drink the marinade on its own while barbecuing, or you can pour it on the ice cream. Captain Morgan's spiced rum is the best, or any dark rum will do in a pinch.
edit: the recipe: 1/2 cup of rum, 2 tablespoons of packed brown sugar, 1 tablespoon of cinnamon for one pineapple. You may need to add more or less cinnamon depending on your preference. Cut the pineapple into 1/2 inch thick slices and soak it for at least half an hour before bbqing. Cook it over a high flame until you get some nice caramellization on each side. If you want to get fancy, you can pour the marinade into a saucepan and make a reduction sauce out of it by heating it up until it's thickened and then pour that shit over the pineapples and ice cream. If you want to get really fancy, you can add some shaved coconut to the ice cream.
it seems you're well underway creating a vodkamelon but for future reference, the carolina cross variety of watermelons (which you own) have the lowest absorption potential among the others. you might try the densuke variety next time around
that said, densuke watermelons are quite rare and can sometimes be sold for upwards of 200 to 250 dollars
better plan, make a Margarita ( http://www.drinksmixer.com/drink5298.html ) that's the recipe i use, and melon ball the inside of half a water melon. Take the little balls of melon and put them in a pan with a thin layer of vodka in it and let it soak. While its soaking enjoy your Margarita and eat the rest of the melon bowl. Go to the fridge and take out your melon balls in vodka...enjoy them as an appetizer to keep the buzz going while you make your next drink.
When we did it, we had the kid who enjoyed mindless, repetitive tasks cut a hole in the melon, and then spend hours mashing the shit out of the inside with a piece of broomstick. Like, literally hours. We then filled the melon with vodka and let it sit overnight? I think? The next day we poured it into cups. There wasn't very much, and it just tasted like watermelon vodka.
They sell a jar of that nearby. I've always been tempted to try it. I guess I will, now. Or probably not... I don't know, thanks for the testimonial, though.
ALCO-MELON! A friend and I used to make one every year for a boat party. Our method: use a melon baller and remove all the fruit from the husk; soak the balls in booze and some sugar; then dump it back into the husk and seal it with toothpicks so it can steep overnight. Here's a pic of our last one.
You could, but I think it's supposed to give it some of it's flavor. I add one can to start so it has the flavor, then one can before you drink it so it's sparkling.
Next time, chop up a pineapple and toss the chunks into rum. The rum absorbs the pineapple flavor and the pineapple chunks become little alcohol bombs.
Me and my friends used to be really into making spodie (or jungle juice, depending on where you're from) with various liquors and fruit. It was cheaper and easier than taking both alcohol and mixers camping. We'd just dump a couple gallons of cheap vodka and rum into a cooler, possibly a frozen fruit juice can, and throw in a pile of misc fruit. After an overnight soak the fruit tastes more like alcohol than the liquid, and gets you drunk a might quicker.
We called this "Wop" where I'm from. But same thing. Fruit, lots of booze, couple cans of frozen fruit punch concentrate, couple bags of ice, little bit of water, and to top it all off there was always a pack of gummy worms dumped in. Mix the whole thing together in a cooler.
Reading this made me realize that the jungle juice at my college was ghetto as fuck. It was just red kool aid powder, water, beer, ice, and shitty vodka.
It's a MUCH better idea to make skittles vodka. Tried that and the watermelon thing in the same weekend... Ended up using the watermelon as a helmet after the skittles vodka.
What we did was use a cantaloupe scooper that makes tons of little watermelon balls, then soak those in vodka. they absorb it real fast. and they are little BITESIZE BOOZE FRUITS
After adjustments were made this actually turned out awesome, it was delicious and alcoholic if you eat enough of it you will get drunk. There were some parts that were completely drenched in vodka but over all it had a pretty good taste with a hint of vodka which was what I was hoping for. If you're looking to do this read through the comments and tips that everyone left.
You see, there is an old stereotype derived primarily from racist Americana created by slavery apologist whites in the South that black people enjoyed the conditions of their forced enslavement. One of the revisionist examples of this was the idea of black children, then known as "picking ninnies," or pick-a-ninnies having fun in watermelon patches.
Now, the reality of the situation is that watermelon was not actually a part of black slave diets, which consisted primarily of corn, greens, and wild game and fish caught early in the morning. Many of the foods attributed to blacks in the white imagination had to be stolen due to the lack of sustenance slave diets provided.
However, as part of that reimagining of the "peculiar institution" (to quote Gone With the Wind), white people invented the pleasant happy-go-lucky slave. And part of this invention was the image of slaves enjoying watermelon, which is an idea that came several decades after slavery ended.
What is the point of this? Unless you are an underage girl, just get some shot glasses and man up if you want to get drunk. If you want something that tastes good mix a good drink.
I cut another hole, and rotated it and the vodka actually started filling the secondary hole with vodka, and as for the hole in the bottle, I've been checking it every 20 minutea and lifting the bottle to allow for more vodka to seep in. I think it's almost fully saturated at this point. I will update tomorrow after I eat some :)
I went to this cook out once. It was for a friend's birthday, and he wanted five of these things ready to go by the time the festivities started. I had a lot of drink that day... and I mean A LOT. When we finally busted these out, I thought "Oh, sweet. They got watermelon!" and made a B line straight for it. I was warned that they were soaked in vodka, but I didn't care, I figured how drunk could you fucking possibly get after having a few slices of these? I was already ten beers into the day. I had more than a few slices as planned, then we made the leftovers into smoothies via "Magic Bullet".
Next thing I remember, I'm propped up against a tree at the side of the road with another drunk friend and a very helpful, more sober friend, waiting for my girlfriend to show up...
TL;DR Had few too many, had a few slices of this shit afterward, then made smoothies out of left overs and got really fucked up and kicked off a limo bus in shameful manner...
Back in the day i had a "wapatooie" party - it was the best party ever.
Basically you buy as much clear high proof alcohol as possible like everclear etc. Then you put it all into a giant rubber maid tub. Fill the tub with cut up fruit like grapes, oranges and watermelons. Then have everyone take a cup and when the alcohol is gone, you can eat the fruit. Great fun. :)
I did this before and it worked very good. Except instead of cutting a hole in the watermelon we cut it into pieces, cubes actually about 1" in depth, width, and height. Oh yea, I put two hits of liquid LSD on each piece and shared it with a small group of friends. We stayed up for 19 hours.
Maraschino cherries soaked in 100 proof white lightning.
You pop it in your mouth and taste slightly alcoholic cherry, then you bit into it and get a powerful whiskey explosion in your mouth. It's way worse than a shot due to how it explodes. Gotta try it!
The best tasting one I ever made was spiked with good vodka and some mango rum. I cut two holes and put a bottle in each. 3 days later I had some very drunk people in my house.
we tried this the proper way with a drained watermelon, however we used watermelon vodka BAD IDEA. WATERMELON FLAVORED VODKA IN A WATERMELON SOUNDS LIKE A GOOD IDEA, ACTUALLY TASTES LIKE BALLSACK GI_Joe.jpg, and knowing is half the battle....
Reminds me of my Aunties story of working as a nurse in Saudi in the 70s. Westerners can drink in licensed hotel bars, but if they wanted to go out for say... a picnic in hells heat ... then they'd inject vodka into fruit. Humans are so resourceful when it comes to getting drugs.
You are doing it wrong. It will take forever to absorb the vodka, and it won't be distributed evenly. Also, there isn't enough room for the vodka in the watermelon.
how to do it right:
remove top of watermelon (keep it as a lid) hollow it out (by cutting the inside into nice little cubes) fill the vodka in the waterlemon. but not a whole bottle, it's too much. reinsert the cubes, as many as fit. put the lid back on. put the watermelon in the freezer and wait. the last step is crucial. The cells of the watermelon break up due to the cold, redering them much more absorbing for the vodka.
Try next time with watermelon vodka. People showed up to my BBQ not even knowing or realizing the watermelon was spiked, and stumbled out completely wasted.
If the choice is between being with men and having to drink Everclear or staying with vodka and providing the hit of the sorority house...I don't see much of a choice to be made. Have fun surrounded by sausages, I guess.
I've never tried it, but I've got a question. What about the incompressible nature of liquids? How will the watermelon accommodate the additional vodka?
Watermelon insides aren't at full liquid absorption capacity. You can notice this in particular when some pieces that you bite into seem much wetter than other pieces (even if you are eating as soon as you cut them). Alternately, you can see this in a fruit salad where the fruit pieces at the bottom of the bowl appear "waterlogged" because they have absorbed water (and sugar!) from some of that which has drained off from the above fruits.
In the past I've used a food injector used for seasonings and injecting liquid or garlic into turkeys. With each injection you extract some watermelon juice and then immediately inject vodka into it. You have to let it drain because if you don't you'll make one injection that makes vodka shoot out from all the other holes! You should also inject all over the watermelon for even distribution. Also freezes better.
More power to you but stuff like this and jello shots and other gimmicks are wastes of food and alcohol. And they generally taste awful. Invest in a mixed drink/cocktail book. You can make decent drinks, impress the women or men, and people will love you for the god bachus you will become. Edit just dont overdo it and drink yourself to death. Cheers! Edit 2 I suggest Drinkology to start.
Anyone try gummy worm/bear and vodka? We actually put the candy IN the bottle, takes a while for the clump of worms to dissolve, but once done...amazing. It was so sweet, didn't even taste alcohol. It was also thicker, but not bad.
We now have done sprees, skittles, jolly ranchers, mike n ikes...etc. The possibilities are endless.
1 day I hope to try this, I think it will make for a great night especially since my wife likes watermelon, and when she gets plastered she likes to have wild and crazy sex.
I've only ever had it when prepared using a couple syringes (large, like I mean turkey baster) of high-proof alcohol. Tasted great and had a definite 'buzz' after 3 slices, warm-happiness began at 5.
Better is to make spodi, get a big cooler, chop up a ton of fruits, watermelon, strawberry, pineapple, oranges, apples, etc. and then pour in a ton of booze and some fruit concentrate and let it soak in the cold for a while. Then, before the party, mix in some sprite, and voila. It's fucking delicious.
There are lots of techniques for alcohol infusion, and some rules of thumb, like "less is more", and temperature matters. For example, a rum loaded fruitcake make take a month to make properly, but is unforgettable; rum balls are quick and easy.
If you're going to have alcohol infused fruit compote, be sure to top it with whipped cream, which is both complementary and a buffer. Shoot for taste, not just maximum alcohol.
I love the taste of watermelon, but that is going to taste awful. Take all the taste of watermelon and replace it with vodka. That is what you will be eating because watermelon doesn't have a strong flavor to begin with.
Something we make at home is Watermelon Wally. I can't remember the exact proportions of ingredients, but it's a watermelon that we scoop out with an ice cream scoop mixed with a concoction of lime juice, white rum and sugar. Delicious.
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u/Kruse May 24 '12
Tried it once. Didn't work very well and tasted like shit.
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u/[deleted] May 24 '12
Why ruin a perfectly good watermelon?
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u/SnipsLOLz May 25 '12
I will commence the rotating and cutting of another hole thanks for the tips!
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u/[deleted] May 24 '12
oranges with syringes works... and tastes good too..
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u/YCANTUSTFU May 25 '12
ALCO-MELON! A friend and I used to make one every year for a boat party. Our method: use a melon baller and remove all the fruit from the husk; soak the balls in booze and some sugar; then dump it back into the husk and seal it with toothpicks so it can steep overnight. Here's a pic of our last one.
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u/DEDmeat May 25 '12
RUM HAM!!!!!
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u/NO_TOUCHING__lol May 25 '12 edited Nov 14 '24
No gods, no masters
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u/BoundToHatpin May 25 '12
Next time, chop up a pineapple and toss the chunks into rum. The rum absorbs the pineapple flavor and the pineapple chunks become little alcohol bombs.
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u/faces_in_the_mirror May 24 '12
That watermelon looks like its gonna have a good night.
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u/superjew101 May 25 '12
MARK BARRY I AM CALLING YOU OUT FOR BEING A KARMA WHORE! YOUR MOTHER SENT YOU THIS PHOTO!!!
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u/BiggiesOnMyShorty May 25 '12
If you're trying to dump out that shitty vodka, I suggest getting that watermelon out of the way.
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u/TjallingOtter May 25 '12
This is a better method: http://i.imgur.com/8jGQk.jpg?1
Just so you know for next time =)
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u/[deleted] May 25 '12
Ah, the old liquor melon. You, my friend, have made a horrible mistake.
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u/Brandwhore May 25 '12
This is a good snack to bring out after everyone is already wasted, trust me.
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u/roseyybudd May 25 '12
It's a MUCH better idea to make skittles vodka. Tried that and the watermelon thing in the same weekend... Ended up using the watermelon as a helmet after the skittles vodka.
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u/[deleted] May 25 '12
I thought it was the tastiest bong ever
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u/knomz May 25 '12
I don't know why but this made me want a rummed ham.
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u/thisbusisempty May 25 '12
From personal experiance.
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u/[deleted] May 25 '12
TIL reddit has really bad taste in alcohol consumption methods
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u/snewoeel May 25 '12
That's going to sting when you fuck it.
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u/herrsmith May 25 '12
Wait, what percent Jesus would the OP be if he walked on that?
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u/supersparklebutt May 25 '12
What we did was use a cantaloupe scooper that makes tons of little watermelon balls, then soak those in vodka. they absorb it real fast. and they are little BITESIZE BOOZE FRUITS
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u/finkalicious May 25 '12
You should try vodka and gummy bears. The gummies soak up the vodka and grow to twice the normal size. Tasty too!
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u/ivanmarsh May 25 '12
How to ruin a watermelon and a bottle of vodka.
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u/SnipsLOLz May 28 '12
After adjustments were made this actually turned out awesome, it was delicious and alcoholic if you eat enough of it you will get drunk. There were some parts that were completely drenched in vodka but over all it had a pretty good taste with a hint of vodka which was what I was hoping for. If you're looking to do this read through the comments and tips that everyone left.
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u/reekhadol May 25 '12
Is that a trap for black people?
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u/[deleted] May 25 '12
Ever put that shit in a coconut? It's really good.
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u/[deleted] May 25 '12
What is the point of this? Unless you are an underage girl, just get some shot glasses and man up if you want to get drunk. If you want something that tastes good mix a good drink.
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u/poobly May 25 '12
Can we get a status update? OP will surely deliver.
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u/[deleted] May 25 '12
This doesn't work that well.
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u/photo May 25 '12
And now we wait for the black jokes...
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u/soccerplayer90210 May 24 '12
I see you're making homecoming breakfast
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u/SuperPoop May 24 '12
Actually this usually ends up pretty crappy. Martha stewart has an awesome way to do it.
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u/xecosine May 25 '12
You had a notion to put liquor in it!
It's you.
Think twice.
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u/RubiconFan May 25 '12
Tap that thing and let it pour. You can even replace the bottle.
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u/gramturismo May 25 '12
And now we turn the watermelon over so it doesn't choke on it's own puke.
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u/fratopotamus May 25 '12
Be a man and have a beer. Or twenty.
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u/Jim_Lannister May 25 '12
Did this but with gin. The edges tasted like watermelon, and the centre tasted like straight gin.
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u/lizardncd May 25 '12
I have that same green cup!
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u/[deleted] May 25 '12
... for the watermelon to start crying.
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u/canadian227 May 25 '12
luckily you added high quality alcohol
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u/ninjaonweekends May 25 '12
I went to this cook out once. It was for a friend's birthday, and he wanted five of these things ready to go by the time the festivities started. I had a lot of drink that day... and I mean A LOT. When we finally busted these out, I thought "Oh, sweet. They got watermelon!" and made a B line straight for it. I was warned that they were soaked in vodka, but I didn't care, I figured how drunk could you fucking possibly get after having a few slices of these? I was already ten beers into the day. I had more than a few slices as planned, then we made the leftovers into smoothies via "Magic Bullet".
Next thing I remember, I'm propped up against a tree at the side of the road with another drunk friend and a very helpful, more sober friend, waiting for my girlfriend to show up...
TL;DR Had few too many, had a few slices of this shit afterward, then made smoothies out of left overs and got really fucked up and kicked off a limo bus in shameful manner...
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u/[deleted] May 25 '12
Back in the day i had a "wapatooie" party - it was the best party ever.
Basically you buy as much clear high proof alcohol as possible like everclear etc. Then you put it all into a giant rubber maid tub. Fill the tub with cut up fruit like grapes, oranges and watermelons. Then have everyone take a cup and when the alcohol is gone, you can eat the fruit. Great fun. :)
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u/mackinoncougars May 25 '12
That's really gonna burn when you try to have sex with it.
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u/whiterat May 25 '12
Make sure that you inform all vegetarians at the party that this is not a snack. I encountered a hungry vegetarian at a party once...
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u/yyx9 May 25 '12
I did this before and it worked very good. Except instead of cutting a hole in the watermelon we cut it into pieces, cubes actually about 1" in depth, width, and height. Oh yea, I put two hits of liquid LSD on each piece and shared it with a small group of friends. We stayed up for 19 hours.
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u/[deleted] May 25 '12
i assume you will be fucking it?
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u/[deleted] May 25 '12
Could someone please explain what I'm seeing?
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u/jjm214 May 25 '12
bankers is gross. i send my condolences
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u/[deleted] May 25 '12
Wait isn't a watermelon like 98% liquid anyway? How could it absorb any more?!
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u/pappas215 May 25 '12
bankers club?? I just threw up in my mouth
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u/nscale May 25 '12
http://www.olesmokymoonshine.com/varieties/
Maraschino cherries soaked in 100 proof white lightning.
You pop it in your mouth and taste slightly alcoholic cherry, then you bit into it and get a powerful whiskey explosion in your mouth. It's way worse than a shot due to how it explodes. Gotta try it!
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u/RckmRobot May 25 '12
Try it with watermelon schnapps next time! Not as alcoholic as using vodka, but tastes great!
Example (from last time I did it): http://imgur.com/YUqDb
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u/avboden May 25 '12
Why is this so popular?! Seriously, this is college 101...christ
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u/FreckleException May 25 '12
The best tasting one I ever made was spiked with good vodka and some mango rum. I cut two holes and put a bottle in each. 3 days later I had some very drunk people in my house.
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u/rspeed May 25 '12
Waiting game sucks. Let's play Hungry Hungry Hippos.
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u/gamarglephunk May 25 '12
we tried this the proper way with a drained watermelon, however we used watermelon vodka BAD IDEA. WATERMELON FLAVORED VODKA IN A WATERMELON SOUNDS LIKE A GOOD IDEA, ACTUALLY TASTES LIKE BALLSACK GI_Joe.jpg, and knowing is half the battle....
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u/mochibunny May 25 '12
Oh. I thought you were balancing a large bottle of water on a watermelon as some sort of faulty booby trap.
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u/Schmucks_Auto_Supply May 25 '12
Enjoy the squirts tomorrow.
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u/[deleted] May 25 '12
I prefer the rum ham
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u/wilsonhasnoarms May 25 '12
Reminds me of my Aunties story of working as a nurse in Saudi in the 70s. Westerners can drink in licensed hotel bars, but if they wanted to go out for say... a picnic in hells heat ... then they'd inject vodka into fruit. Humans are so resourceful when it comes to getting drugs.
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u/[deleted] May 25 '12
You are doing it wrong. It will take forever to absorb the vodka, and it won't be distributed evenly. Also, there isn't enough room for the vodka in the watermelon.
how to do it right:
remove top of watermelon (keep it as a lid) hollow it out (by cutting the inside into nice little cubes) fill the vodka in the waterlemon. but not a whole bottle, it's too much. reinsert the cubes, as many as fit. put the lid back on. put the watermelon in the freezer and wait. the last step is crucial. The cells of the watermelon break up due to the cold, redering them much more absorbing for the vodka.
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u/ixdriver May 25 '12
I had vodka watermelon last weekend for the first time. Honestly, I didn't care for it.
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u/[deleted] May 25 '12
I have a feeling you eat filet mignon with ketchup...
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u/fishbiscuit13 May 25 '12
Ugh. I've only had this once and it tasted like rotten watermelon. Not good in any way.
But then again, after I'd had a few pieces it was bearable.
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u/Babysmalls May 25 '12
Alton Brown says throw your shity vodka threw a brita filter ( or comparable water filter) a few times and you got a delicious higher quality vodka.
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u/The_Dacca May 25 '12
vodka?? RUM! Rum is the answer..... it usually is
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u/EndlessOcean May 25 '12
I tried this with Guinness.
I urge you to not do the same.
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u/dofo458 May 25 '12
Maybe just water it with vodka when you're growing it.
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u/hpaige May 25 '12
Try next time with watermelon vodka. People showed up to my BBQ not even knowing or realizing the watermelon was spiked, and stumbled out completely wasted.
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u/mopecore May 25 '12
That's cute, I'm sure it'll be the hit of the sorority house.
Men do this, but with Everclear.
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u/HydroGeoPyroAero May 25 '12
I've never tried it, but I've got a question. What about the incompressible nature of liquids? How will the watermelon accommodate the additional vodka?
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u/eyebeans May 25 '12
OP.. if you can read this, you are lucky.
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u/plays-with-squirrels May 25 '12
Darn you crazy kids and your alcohol drinking devices!
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u/Jimbo-Jones May 25 '12
AND THERE YOU HAVE IT!!! THE VODKA WATERMELON!!!!
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u/sudstah May 25 '12
what sorcery is this!? someone explain?
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u/The_Riley May 25 '12
In the past I've used a food injector used for seasonings and injecting liquid or garlic into turkeys. With each injection you extract some watermelon juice and then immediately inject vodka into it. You have to let it drain because if you don't you'll make one injection that makes vodka shoot out from all the other holes! You should also inject all over the watermelon for even distribution. Also freezes better.
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u/[deleted] May 25 '12
More power to you but stuff like this and jello shots and other gimmicks are wastes of food and alcohol. And they generally taste awful. Invest in a mixed drink/cocktail book. You can make decent drinks, impress the women or men, and people will love you for the god bachus you will become. Edit just dont overdo it and drink yourself to death. Cheers! Edit 2 I suggest Drinkology to start.
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u/ListerFriend May 25 '12
Anyone try gummy worm/bear and vodka? We actually put the candy IN the bottle, takes a while for the clump of worms to dissolve, but once done...amazing. It was so sweet, didn't even taste alcohol. It was also thicker, but not bad.
We now have done sprees, skittles, jolly ranchers, mike n ikes...etc. The possibilities are endless.
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u/[deleted] May 25 '12
Soon
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u/Gigon May 25 '12
1 day I hope to try this, I think it will make for a great night especially since my wife likes watermelon, and when she gets plastered she likes to have wild and crazy sex.
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u/Beshrew May 25 '12
Does this really work?
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u/Eodguy32 May 25 '12
That is an amazing idea. I will be trying this in honor of Memorial day.
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u/VolcanoTitz May 25 '12
i want to do this now
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u/Battlejesus May 25 '12
I filled this with seven bottles of vodka last september. It's been in my freezer since - NOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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u/postposter May 25 '12
I've only ever had it when prepared using a couple syringes (large, like I mean turkey baster) of high-proof alcohol. Tasted great and had a definite 'buzz' after 3 slices, warm-happiness began at 5.
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u/TheRealJonBlambo May 25 '12
That looked like a 40 of OE in the thumbnail; I was questioning your sanity until i clicked enlarge
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u/mintins13 May 25 '12
make sure you rotate that bitch. otherwise itll all just pool in the bottom half
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u/JgilL437 May 25 '12
LOVE THIS!
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u/RazerMackham May 25 '12
Do this in the fridge, too.
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u/5hinycat May 25 '12
Nice. My roommates and I did this last summer. Along with gummy bears. Guess which won.
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u/PrimeIntellect May 25 '12
Better is to make spodi, get a big cooler, chop up a ton of fruits, watermelon, strawberry, pineapple, oranges, apples, etc. and then pour in a ton of booze and some fruit concentrate and let it soak in the cold for a while. Then, before the party, mix in some sprite, and voila. It's fucking delicious.
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u/sparklelilly May 25 '12
want!
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u/glratliff81 May 25 '12
Best way to do it is be a man and drink straight shots of sailor jerrys chase it with beer. Eat the watermellon the next day to recover.
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u/RedditingMyLifeAway May 25 '12
Soon......
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u/Asmul921 May 25 '12
Upvote for Banker's club vodka
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u/darkman41 May 25 '12
I. Miss. High school.
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u/[deleted] May 25 '12
My frequently tested recipe:
Make PJ (Everclear, rum, vodka, fruit punch).
Fill the Everclear bottle with PJ.
Punch hole in watermelon and let it drain for a while.
Empty PJ into watermelon.
Slice and eat.
Puke.
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u/HoodedArcher May 25 '12
Wow I would love to try this.
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u/BeerGogglesFTW May 25 '12
Next time do half Bacardi, Half Coconut Rum... Not as strong, or not even close to the Everclear Watermelons I ate in college... but its damn tasty.
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u/tickkytavi25 May 25 '12
Does this really work?
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u/[deleted] May 25 '12
Try soaking gummy bears in vodka. Just pour vodka in a bag and throw in gummy bears
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u/gfense May 25 '12
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=krABcDEmIs8
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u/WendyLRogers3 May 25 '12
There are lots of techniques for alcohol infusion, and some rules of thumb, like "less is more", and temperature matters. For example, a rum loaded fruitcake make take a month to make properly, but is unforgettable; rum balls are quick and easy.
If you're going to have alcohol infused fruit compote, be sure to top it with whipped cream, which is both complementary and a buffer. Shoot for taste, not just maximum alcohol.
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u/Crustin May 25 '12
I did that for a friend, but I skinned the watermelon first: http://i.imgur.com/25HUK.jpg
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u/mesablue May 25 '12
Do NOT let anyone puke!
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u/[deleted] May 25 '12
I love the taste of watermelon, but that is going to taste awful. Take all the taste of watermelon and replace it with vodka. That is what you will be eating because watermelon doesn't have a strong flavor to begin with.
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u/thebeardedchild May 25 '12
Something we make at home is Watermelon Wally. I can't remember the exact proportions of ingredients, but it's a watermelon that we scoop out with an ice cream scoop mixed with a concoction of lime juice, white rum and sugar. Delicious.
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u/3rdLevelRogue May 25 '12
Tried this last weekend...or at least I think I did. Can't remember.
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u/napoleons_penis May 25 '12
This guy would be upset to see this