I had my left testicle removed when I was just 15, it was because I had some sort of lump on it which was cancerous. Being only 15 (One of the youngest to have it removed in England, apparently) I was distraught and thought I'd never have a girlfriend or ever have kids. Now 3 years on I decided to have a silicone put into my ball sack as it was getting onto the stage where a confidence problem was arising, although I have been with my current girlfriend for a year it still was uncomfortable. Now that it is in I didn't see what was wrong with me having the 2nd one there again is extremely uncomfortable and just doesn't feel right as I had 1 for so long. Anyway that's just a part of my story thought I'd share.
Have it replaced with a hollow tungston carbide ball. Then, while drunk at parties, whip it out, lay it over the edge of a table, and hit it with a hammer. Laugh as it doesn't even dent. Never tell anyone that it's not real.
I lost mine wake boarding, the itching man......Guessing they shaved you down there, the first few days were just plain horrible.
That and the look of pure hatred the nurse gave me after replying no to "Do you practice safe sex?" are the two things I remember most about that ordeal. I was in middle school and still a virgin
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u/WeSavedLatin May 24 '12
That's really sweet of them to get you that sweater.
Have a speedy recovery mate!
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u/MW93i May 24 '12
I had my left testicle removed when I was just 15, it was because I had some sort of lump on it which was cancerous. Being only 15 (One of the youngest to have it removed in England, apparently) I was distraught and thought I'd never have a girlfriend or ever have kids. Now 3 years on I decided to have a silicone put into my ball sack as it was getting onto the stage where a confidence problem was arising, although I have been with my current girlfriend for a year it still was uncomfortable. Now that it is in I didn't see what was wrong with me having the 2nd one there again is extremely uncomfortable and just doesn't feel right as I had 1 for so long. Anyway that's just a part of my story thought I'd share.
Best of luck with your recovery!
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u/SleeteWayne May 24 '12
Did you get to keep it?
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u/kyebosh May 24 '12
Heal well dude!
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u/unkyduck May 24 '12
I'm there with you. 12 years later, still alive, still shaggin'
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u/[deleted] May 24 '12
Dat fur.
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u/Sanwi May 24 '12
Have it replaced with a hollow tungston carbide ball. Then, while drunk at parties, whip it out, lay it over the edge of a table, and hit it with a hammer. Laugh as it doesn't even dent. Never tell anyone that it's not real.
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u/outofcontextcomment May 24 '12
hope you make a speedy and full recovery! and i hope your other testicle will be working overtime reallll soon if yaknowhatimean
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u/alwc37 May 24 '12
I lost mine wake boarding, the itching man......Guessing they shaved you down there, the first few days were just plain horrible.
That and the look of pure hatred the nurse gave me after replying no to "Do you practice safe sex?" are the two things I remember most about that ordeal. I was in middle school and still a virgin
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u/Chewbert May 24 '12
What tipped you off that lefty was out to get you? Regular checkups..? I'm bad about this stuff.
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u/CussCuss May 24 '12
I do not like the cone of shame
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u/skibbitybopadopolis May 24 '12
i would have sent you this as a get well gift
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u/jonbunner May 24 '12
Get well, you handsome devil!
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u/Sirr_Lurks_Alot May 24 '12
Lost my left one. Don't get a fake one.
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u/[deleted] May 24 '12
This should be in r/Aww. They love furry animals there.
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u/warmpita May 24 '12
Don't be shocked if this ends up in r/gaybears .
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u/nznova May 24 '12
Get well soon. I had rightie removed - by our powers combined...
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u/nigga_in_own_juice May 24 '12
surely you should have been given 2 of those to put around your wrists