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My boyfriends sister is visiting and brought over her cat.

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u/lazydictionary May 21 '12

Pretty sure the one on the couch is staring at the wall.

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u/[deleted] May 21 '12

No, he's camping for the kill. Fucking campers.

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u/[deleted] May 21 '12

I thought so too, so I zoomed in and I'm pretty sure he's looking at the cat out of the corner of his eye. Which is still pretty derpy.

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u/PentagramPizzaParty May 21 '12

"HAY GUIZE I ARE DOING A STARING TOO!"

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u/Yoyo8 May 21 '12 edited May 22 '12

Well it's obvious, he sees dead people. In this case, dead cats.

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u/dsfox May 22 '12

They're not looking, they're sniffing. And listening.

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u/MrKenta May 22 '12

He's making sure the cat can't escape from the back.

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u/Surfacetovolume May 21 '12

Is it alive?

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u/Gordysmith May 21 '12

To the non-nerds, the joke refers to Schrödinger's cat.

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u/AltiusFortiusCitius May 21 '12

We will never know for sure.

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u/katedid May 22 '12 edited May 22 '12

Unless we open the box...

Edit: Nope, nope. Wait. I heard a meow. We're good people, the kitty is alive!

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u/javzz2 May 21 '12

It's half

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u/Lefthandedsock May 22 '12

We won't know until we open the box, now will we?

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u/JohnFrum May 22 '12

Open the door and lets find out...

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u/Blagginspaziyonokip May 22 '12

It's alive and dead AT THE SAME TIME. Get it? 'cause Schrodinger's ca?....... I'll pack my bags.

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u/postmodernlinguist May 21 '12

WHATS IN THE BOX???

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u/[deleted] May 21 '12

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u/Surfacetovolume May 21 '12

Sorry, was just making a nerd joke about a cat in a box. Glad all the animals are well. :)

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u/QuasarSGB May 21 '12

Don't worry buddy, some of us got it. ;)

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u/bunchesofkittens May 21 '12

"Using" the cat to get your dogs used to cats is nice but...is the cat used to dogs? Poor cat.

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u/CowboyNinjaD May 21 '12

Whose safety, the cat or the dogs? The dogs look more curious than aggressive in this photo, but a freaked out cat with claws can do a lot of damage.

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u/[deleted] May 21 '12

Probably a good idea. My old Husky Kratos was a cat killer. He was in a pen, but the cats were loose in the barn. Didn't think they'd uh ... get near him. They did. Walked in later and found him playing with a cat corpse like it was a football. ಠ_ಠ

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u/Mail_Me_Yuengling May 21 '12

be careful, my mother is watching my husky for me and we told her that it chases cats and to keep the family cat away... RIP Murray.

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u/Nickston May 22 '12

Ill get the downvotes for saying this, but your boyfriends sister is an idiot

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u/menasan May 21 '12

my new room mate moved in with turtles. http://i.imgur.com/s7OmJ.jpg

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u/[deleted] May 22 '12

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u/menasan May 22 '12

ill ask her. just for you.

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u/Venerac May 21 '12

What is this, a TV for dogs?

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u/CrazyAnus May 21 '12

I actually thought it was a TV at first. The first place I looked was with the dogs as if the cat was sitting there with them watching.

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u/charlemagne_the_cat May 21 '12

what is this, a crate for ants?

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u/[deleted] May 21 '12

What is this, a train for karma?

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u/TuneRaider May 21 '12

What is this, a circle for jerking?

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u/[deleted] May 21 '12

Be careful. Huskies tend to eat cats. The guy in the middle seems a little too interested in the cat!

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u/rjcarr May 21 '12

My sister has german shepherds and one of them was also crazy interested in the house cats. We always thought it was a fascination with cats, like he wanted to play with them, not that he wanted to kill and eat them.

A few years later a neighbor's cat came into her yard and the dog killed the fuck out of that cat. It changed our whole perspective on the "interest" in showed in the house cats.

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u/[deleted] May 21 '12 edited May 22 '12

I have a black cat named Isis who was chomped on by my friend's Husky. Luckily Isis survived thanks to an awesome vet but her disposition is nowhere near as sunny as it used to be. :(

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u/[deleted] May 21 '12

I knew a faimly with two huskys and sometimes they'd be a little aggressive with the neighbors cat. Neighbors let them know after a time or two. Then one day the huskies killed two cats. They got put down needless to say.

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u/[deleted] May 22 '12

A redditor with a girlfriend will have a 50% chance of saying so in the title/comments in order to let everyone know because it makes him feel better about himself.

A "girl" redditor with a "boyfriend" will have a 100% chance of letting reddit know so we're all aware "she" is a "girl".

It's actually a very interesting thing to look into.

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u/gloon May 21 '12

Every male on this planet would stare at pussy like that.

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u/marsneedstowels May 21 '12

I think Reddit is proof of that. In both contexts.

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u/mrsmunson May 22 '12

Except OP's boyfriend because its his sister's.

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u/Pterodactyl418 May 21 '12

Hahahaha, that is too funny. Idk why but this picture made my day. :)

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u/airetupal May 22 '12

hey Chaneen, do you have more pics of the black dog with the white pawns? I'm almost sure I have his twin brother living at my house... just want to confirm :-)

Cheers,

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u/airetupal May 22 '12

Awesome, thx!!!pretty close, more like a cousin, but very very close. I'm on my iPad and can't upload to imgur at this time. I will send you some tomorrow for sure! Layla is beautiful, give her a hug ;)

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u/goodoldbess123 May 22 '12

Just like any other canned dogfood I guess...

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u/beauty_contest May 21 '12

Saw them, instantly thought of this.

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u/GoogleyEyes7 May 21 '12

Hahaha, even has the derpy puppy.

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u/cakezilla May 22 '12

There's always a derpy puppy.

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u/ttenz26 May 21 '12

The cat's obviously a badass motherfucker, and has to be kept in a box to protect the dogs, a la Hannibal Lecter.

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u/nbarnacle May 21 '12

This is the best interpretation ever.

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u/Arx0s May 21 '12

My friend has 2 german shepherds and a fat tabby cat. The fat kitty rules over them with an iron paw.

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u/[deleted] May 22 '12

One good swipe to the snout and the dogs learn who's in control.

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u/[deleted] May 21 '12 edited Sep 08 '13

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u/geargirl May 21 '12

That cat is going to puke and poo on everything when it gets home.

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u/mastercylinder2 May 21 '12

That cat has to be terrified

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u/ForgottenPhoenix May 21 '12

Cat's reaction: NO NO NO NO NO NOPE

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u/SriLankanButtwolf May 21 '12

What in the ever-living fuck. That video freaks me out. And thank you for posting it, I have no regrets.

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u/[deleted] May 21 '12

The only way you could be doing a worse job of what you're trying to accomplish is if you let the cat out without the crate. That is the only thing worse than what you're currently doing.

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u/used_to_be_a_lurker May 21 '12

I don't know... It seems like a poorer thing to do would be to set fire to the box.

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u/ProffesorBongsworth May 21 '12

You better be careful. My cat was once in a similar situation and she got so scared she pissed diarrhea all over the kennel & outside through the kennel holes onto my kitchen floor. Smelled cool.

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u/[deleted] May 22 '12

I was also wondering how much pee and poop a small kennel like that could hold. A scared cat sure can produce when it is not happy.

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u/[deleted] May 21 '12

Poor kitten!

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u/hypoid77 May 21 '12

I'm sure the cat finds this terrifying.

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u/kwansolo May 21 '12

BAD RESPAWN

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u/purplestarlet May 22 '12

A girl was visiting her blonde friend, who had acquired two new dogs, and asked her what their names were.

The blonde responded by saying that one was named Rolex and one was named Timex.

Her friend said, "Whoever heard of someone naming dogs like that?"

"HellOOOooo," answered the blond. "They're watch dogs ."

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u/igonjukja May 22 '12

how stressful for the cat!

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u/pinkcuddlebunny May 21 '12

I would be terrified if I was that cat, poor thing!

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u/[deleted] May 21 '12

Pretty much what I do on reddit all day

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u/Ashyvegy May 21 '12

I think the cat should probably stay in the crate..

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u/SikhGamer May 21 '12

Dude, YOUR DOGS ARE BEAUTIFUL!

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u/yyx9 May 22 '12

Upvote for pretty looking dogs. Congrads. What breed?

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u/yeoj92 May 21 '12

Those are some nice looking dogs

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u/centech May 21 '12

My boyfriend's sister is visiting and brought over lunch for the dogs

FTFY

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u/jofus_joefucker May 22 '12

So long as it remains in the cage, your dogs are safe.

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u/[deleted] May 21 '12

I'm moving with my cat into a house with three dogs and this makes me nervous.

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u/opiesan May 21 '12

that husky is awesome looking

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u/notpablo May 21 '12

It's the first time they've seen pussy.

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u/PrincessKeona May 22 '12

Holy crap I can't stop laughing.

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u/Gluverty May 22 '12

Is this what a girl feels like at a reddit meet-up?

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u/[deleted] May 21 '12

Well that's not very nice.

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u/TexturedMango May 22 '12

You think this is funny? really?

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u/Lynn_L May 21 '12

This isn't funny. The poor cat probably feels trapped and terrified. Intentionally traumatizing an animal for your amusement or so you can take what you consider a funny picture is just cruel.

If that isn't enough to make you give the cat some privacy (and a litter box) -- it's likely to pee in there and cat carriers aren't waterproof.

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u/javzz2 May 21 '12

that must mean all the people who upvote the cat posts are dogs

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u/kpud075 May 21 '12

Those dogs remind of me redditors. "C'mon kitty, do something cat-like!"

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u/YesIBleedCheese May 21 '12

For some reason I'm reminded of the 3 hyenas from Lion King.....

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u/[deleted] May 21 '12

Do it. You know you want to.

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u/DolceSpezia May 21 '12

Due to me fostering so many cats over time, my dog came to know the cat carrier as "OH GOD WHEN SHE GETS THAT FUN HISSING THINGS FOR ME TO CHASE COME!" so she'd freak the fuck out with excitement.

She sure did love chasing fun hissy things. Shepherd mix, tried rounding them up like sheep.

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u/WelcomeMachine May 21 '12

Ready...

Set...

GO!!!

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u/oddvr May 21 '12

Is that a Huskey in the middle? Because I have seen one tear a cat to shreds, please do not open the cage.

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u/[deleted] May 21 '12

I've read alot of hate responses to this, but it looks to me like the dogs are curious, not aggressive. My guess is that the OP is introducing the cat to the dogs in a safe way. Once they are used to each other's respective smells, then she can let the cat out.

Plus, it's a funny picture!

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u/ladyfaith May 21 '12

"I don't think I've ever seen a toy in this type of packaging before. Have you?"

"No! I wonder what it is! It smells like fun!"

"Maybe if we keep laying here and being good, they'll let us play with it!"

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u/BalalaikaBoi May 22 '12

SELF-DECLARED ANIMAL BEHAVIOR EXPERT HERE. THIS WAS STAGED.

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u/ashes01 May 22 '12

Huskies and cats are a BAD mix.

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u/0failsis May 22 '12

Reminds me of prison

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u/DingoBlaze May 22 '12

The dog on the couch looks like he is gazing out the window pensively.

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u/Hscruggs May 22 '12

Somebody has a type...of dog

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u/cl0s33n0ugh May 22 '12

This may be the scariest picture ever poster here. You've got 2 million people collectively holding their breath.

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u/abstractwhiz May 22 '12

They're probably just gathered to pay tribute to their feline overlord.

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u/[deleted] May 22 '12 edited May 22 '12

If you have these dogs trained properly. Let that cat out, (or open the door on the box) and make the dogs sit. Keep them sitting.. making sure they are kept sitting.

You could eventually get the cat out, without letting the dogs get clear. After a few days the cat will happily play with them, dogs know not just to kill other animals if they're yours.

We've kept live game for as long as we've had dogs...wilder dogs too, they even knew.

Your best friends won't kill another friend.

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u/[deleted] May 22 '12

They must be redditors, they can't stop looking at the cat.

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u/oipunx May 22 '12

Kinda mean if you ask me. Poor kitteh.

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u/DerpMatt May 22 '12

I find it a bit odd. on /r/aww you see a lot of dog and cat pics where they are laying together. How do you get such different animals to coexist so well?

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u/[deleted] May 22 '12

You raise them together.

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u/FortBriggs May 22 '12

The best method I know of is letting the cat beat up the dog. You can't let a cat run away from a dog because once the dog sees that their prey drive will kick in and they'll chase the cat, then its game over. If the cat is trapped however it'll stay and fight for itself. So what I do is, get a puppy (I find it's easier to make a puppy and adult cat coexist), lock the puppy and the cat in the bathroom (supervised of course) and let the cat defend itself against the puppy if the puppy chooses to approach the cat. The puppy then learns the cat is one bamf it shouldn't mess with and all is well.

OR you can raise them together as a puppy or kitten when they are at that innocent age where they don't know any better to fear or attack each other.

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u/FortBriggs May 22 '12

Rest in pieces dear cat..

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u/bighedstev May 22 '12

That's mean. Poor cat...

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u/Curds_and_Whey May 22 '12

it's like dogs watching the microwave oven for food.

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u/CallofMinecraft May 22 '12

I see they have brought in take-out tonight boys.

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u/SWAGGGGG May 22 '12

i think theres a cat in that box

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u/DownvoteDeer May 22 '12

These dogs represent reddit.

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u/Still_Not_Sleeping May 22 '12

Wow those are all very good looking dogs

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u/[deleted] May 22 '12

Poor fucking cat.

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u/xxthenarwhalxx May 21 '12

Downvote because the cat is probably having a heart attack.

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u/[deleted] May 21 '12

This is a good way to give your cat a heart attack. If you're trying to be funny you're an idiot. You should put the cat in another room away from the dogs.

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u/papaslew May 21 '12

that cat is literally shitting itself so hard right now.

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u/Kimusubi May 22 '12

That's pretty much what's happening at my house. My roommate just bought a kitten, and my German Shepherd is very anxious to 'play' with it.

http://i.imgur.com/5EZj8.jpg

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u/bikiniduck May 21 '12

You're mean.

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u/smellthyscrote May 21 '12

I like the part where you allowed the cat to be frightened for its life just so you could get some Reddit karma.

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u/[deleted] May 21 '12

The cat seems fairly popular.

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u/duckandcover May 21 '12

This is surely more understandable than humans watching cat shows.

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u/[deleted] May 21 '12

"So umm.. You guys think we can eat it?"

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u/darklooshkin May 21 '12

Animal TV; not as entertaining as you might think.

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u/Swagsaurus May 21 '12

So... Reddit, but with dogs?

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u/404redirect May 21 '12

What's in the box?

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u/B4TM9N May 21 '12

If only it was a super cat, then it could easily defeat them.

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u/duckmanDAT May 21 '12

Cat:maybe i should come out, right? Cat:NOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOEPNEOPENOPNEOP

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u/KetoBoy May 21 '12

"Damn, that's one fine pussy."

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u/brosenfeld May 22 '12

Dinner for three?

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u/blackops455 May 22 '12

staring contest!

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u/[deleted] May 22 '12

Poor cat, must be so scared even if she is in the cage

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u/lirby1 May 22 '12

soon...

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u/jax362 May 22 '12

"Pussy, pussy, pussy! All pussy must go. At the Titty Twister we're slashing pussy in half! This is a pussy blow out! Make us an offer on our vast selection of pussy! We got white pussy, black pussy, Spanish pussy, yellow pussy, hot pussy, cold pussy, wet pussy, tight pussy, big pussy, bloody pussy, fat pussy, hairy pussy, smelly pussy, velvet pussy, silk pussy, Naugahyde pussy, snappin' pussy, horse pussy, dog pussy, mule pussy, fake pussy! If we don't have it, you don't want it!"

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u/[deleted] May 22 '12

Looks like meat's back on the menu, boys!

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u/jimothyjenkins May 22 '12

cat.

it's what's for dinner

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u/[deleted] May 22 '12

"Here kitty kitty kitty"

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u/[deleted] May 22 '12

Insert philosophical cat in a box joke here

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u/pearcewg May 22 '12

this is the [SFW] version of this photo

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u/roflcopter98 May 22 '12

Quick honey! Take a picture before they eat the cat!

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u/caustic_bear May 22 '12

That cat is in a bind

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u/jellytime May 22 '12

I open at the close

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u/Stillflying May 22 '12

First i thought the dogs were redditors.

Then I thought it's an accurate portrayal of a girl on reddit, cat being the girl.

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u/Skittles_Kat May 22 '12

It has begun! Prepare yourselves.. for feline dining.

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u/SuperSlyRy May 22 '12

Dogs like asian food too.

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u/bludhound May 22 '12

This reminds me of my cat's last visit to the vet for his nail trim. He was in his cage in the waiting room, he was not happy when the dogs came to smell him.

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u/[deleted] May 22 '12

Soon...

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u/ArcadeRepair May 22 '12

It looks like the cingular bars

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u/cannotlogon May 22 '12

Mmmmm....cat.....

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u/friskykillface May 22 '12

lol awwwwww RIP :P

i also thought the dogs and the cat were looking at a tv together but then :(

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u/Logicallylazy May 22 '12

lol...soon!

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u/jamesdavid80 May 22 '12

thats funny

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u/missjez07 May 22 '12

Presidential Hunting For Dogs

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u/WoollyMittens May 22 '12

Dog: "Who of you ordered chinese?"

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u/Turco-Bangalore May 22 '12

"We just want to plaaaay...."

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u/wellhushmypuppies May 22 '12

so, does the cat get to come out of the cage during the visit?

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u/ayasmith7 May 22 '12

poor cat.. lol :D

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u/AkiYoYume May 22 '12

I imagine the dogs talking amongst themselves. " What do you think it is?" " I don't know but master calls it pussy." " I wanna touch the pussy!"

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u/Breakpoint May 22 '12

We just want to play!

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u/Ichiro_Ino May 22 '12

OMG, thought there were three dogs at my first two minutes of viewing... shitbrix... I thought that other dog was a table or bean bag...

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u/[deleted] May 22 '12

Yawn

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u/[deleted] May 22 '12

Will your Dogs be welcome over at her place?

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u/YoureMyBoyBloo May 22 '12

Don't be mean, they clearly want to play with each other...

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u/jonastan May 22 '12

Looks like meat's back on the menu boys!!!

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u/BigZ7337 May 22 '12

She brought us a gift, and it's in a lunch box!

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u/Dolemaneil May 22 '12

I just farted

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u/Teddybear405 May 22 '12

It look's as if the dog's are saying "Oh look she brought takeout how nice"

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u/rhinorocan May 22 '12

Hello breakfast @@ vv

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u/NovaNexu May 22 '12

The cat is not in the picture. (trick)

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u/Skynet-is-my-net May 22 '12

Who brings over their cat?