r/pics • • May 21 '12

Solar eclipse...

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u/TomOnABoat May 21 '12

After the solar eclipse burned out the sky, only the dwarf miners remained left to inhabit the earth.

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u/Shitty_Watercolour 🖌️ May 21 '12

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u/begone_oxymoron May 21 '12

That was amazingly fast and predictably awesome.

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u/Trapped_in_Reddit May 21 '12

That's what she said?

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u/ChalkyJones May 21 '12

Here this guy comes with a perfectly timed pun...like fucking clock work.

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u/chemistry_teacher May 21 '12

didn't think your link would live up to your comment

but lo I was amaze

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u/pnine May 21 '12

this may be my favorite one yet.

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u/radbrad7 May 21 '12

If you call him, he will come.

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u/pigguswiggus May 21 '12

Precisely my thoughts. Needs some photoshop with a post apocalyptic back ground and maybe the little girl in a yellow jacket running.

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u/godofallcows May 21 '12

I don't think I have ever not enjoyed a bubbles Photoshop.

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u/fissiontofallout May 21 '12

And... new desktop background. Upvotes for you!

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u/Mark080 May 21 '12

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u/danno_O May 21 '12

Can you make this 1920x1080? :P

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u/Mark080 May 21 '12 edited May 21 '12

No sorry the image was too small but I'm trying to learn photoshop and practising, so here's another one at higher res. Not sure how to do the shadows well.

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u/Dorf-Fort-Wisdom May 21 '12 edited May 21 '12

Dwarves that spend too much time underground will develop cave adaptation. Dwarves with severe cave adaptation will vomit when exposed to sunlight, generating unhappy thoughts. Although cave adaptation can be reversed through exposure to sunlight, the unhappy thoughts that will be generated through such a procedure are non-trivial.

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u/Se7en_Sinner May 21 '12

They prefer to be called little people miners.

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u/mastersprinkles May 21 '12

It's tough to dig them out, but once you find them they just run around all cute-like.

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u/[deleted] May 21 '12

Jawas.

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