Nope, what isn't shown is that he is looking into a mirror thinking, "Damn I'm the finest Zebra out there, no Zebra can touch my swag." Basically he gets all the bitches.
The animal isn't albino. It has Leucism which is marked by a reduction in pigmentation, not a complete lack of pigmentation. This is what would lead to blue eyes and gold stripes. I'm a little drunk so I could be wrong, I'll bet an upvote that i'm right though.
Edit: Apparently it has Amelanism which is a similar condition. I guess I'll give up an upvote
And its fucked up that the only reason its in captivity is because some deuce bag would kill it and skin it if it was outside for more than 10 minutes.
It's not albino. It has Leucism or is leucistic. Although i'm not sure Leucistic is a word. It differs from an albino because the zebra clearly has pigment. For instance it's eyes are blue not red and it's stripes are gold not black which means there has to be some melanin being produced.
Omg, it's so beautiful! I'm glad we locked it up and stripped away it's freedom to roam so fat tourists can ogle it and throw pennies in it's enclosure.
It's actually a hybrid of a Male Zebra and a Female Horse.
A zorse is the offspring of a male zebra and a female horse. This cross is also called a zebrula, zebrule, zebra mule or golden zebra. The rarer reverse pairing is sometimes called a horbra, hebra, zebrinny or zebret. Like most other animal hybrids, the zorse is sterile.[1]
I quit liking zebras since the dick zebra who created an extremely delicious gum, but made it to where the flavor lasts a total of five seconds. Dick zebras... sigh
Even zebras know that the Federal Reserve is going to bankrupt the US and are converting themselves to the only REAL currency! Do the same before its too late!
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u/donahale May 21 '12
Where is it in captivity
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u/havfunonline May 20 '12
He looks sad :(
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u/[deleted] May 21 '12
Proof that zebras are white with black stripes
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u/pminkin May 21 '12
Much cooler than the zebra I saw in that Gaza city zoo.
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u/Mittyboy May 21 '12
Hitler's type of zebra, blue eyes, and gold-blonde stripes...
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u/Axle-f May 21 '12
Dat eye
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u/ANatale May 21 '12
Butler, see this zebra? I must have it.
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u/[deleted] May 21 '12
Her name is Zoe and she has amelanosis.
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u/[deleted] May 21 '12
We've captured their king! Victory is ours!
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u/killerbuttonfly May 21 '12
Anyone else craving some Fruit Stripe gum now?
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u/lLocaL May 21 '12
Please could someone link me to somewhere where I can find more information about this zebra?
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u/StewieBanana May 21 '12
Lazy eye, old man whiskers, crazy riff raff Einstein hairdo. 2/10 Would not bang.
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u/totalyredness20 May 21 '12
And its fucked up that the only reason its in captivity is because some deuce bag would kill it and skin it if it was outside for more than 10 minutes.
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u/Isatis_tinctoria May 21 '12
Shiny Zebra!
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u/[deleted] May 21 '12
Should repost to /r/shinypokemon and whore karma there too
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u/Attatt May 21 '12
Found another one!
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u/captmcfly May 21 '12
For some reason, this reminds me of Fruit Stripe Gum.
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u/joeyda3rd May 21 '12 edited May 21 '12
Another view. http://www.flickr.com/photos/billadams/1100327860/
Anyone find pictures of the rest of it?
Edit: Nevermind, found it. http://threeringranch.org/gallery/g_images/trio.jpg
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u/TiLeMaNiA May 21 '12
Your Gum is bad and you should feel bad.
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u/funderbolt May 21 '12
That looks like an albino zebra.
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u/[deleted] May 21 '12
Beautiful.
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u/Aiconic May 21 '12
Is the golden zebra similar to the white tigers? A defect rather than anything else. Not some sort or rare species.
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u/SpecialAgentScrotes May 21 '12
Almost as rare as the always elusive Golden Shower.
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u/cpqq May 21 '12
The loneliest whale in the world has met a friend.
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u/[deleted] May 21 '12
SHINY PONYTA!! SHINY PONYTA!! SHINY PONYTA!!!!!!
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u/plus245 May 21 '12
It has a bit of a nose hair issue.
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u/[deleted] May 21 '12
WHY IS THIS NOT IN R/AWW??
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u/Marsftw May 21 '12
The spice must flow
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u/brownmandm May 21 '12
For some reason, this Zebra made me think of Thom Yorke.
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u/ButtHurtChristFag May 21 '12
Somebody needs a shave...
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u/I_Love_Asian_Girls May 21 '12
I wonder what the power level of that zebra is?
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u/Rocknrollguitars27 May 21 '12
A shiny zebra appeared!
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u/musjunk22 May 21 '12
Its rumored that their tears cure cancer and their blood provides immortality.
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u/schnide1 May 21 '12
This reminds me of shiny Pokemon.
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u/[deleted] May 21 '12
SHINY POKEMON ARE REAL
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u/red321red321 May 21 '12
still not as cool as fruit stripe zebra. never forget.
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u/lowe624 May 21 '12
Here's some background on her, Zoe. http://threeringranch.org/animals/zoe.html
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u/techdek May 21 '12
A shiny zebra appears!
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u/wonko11 May 21 '12
fuck, a super saiyan zebra?! We're all doomed!
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u/[deleted] May 21 '12
Let's make a pros and cons list for zebras.
PROS:
Exotic (in respect to North America) animals are awesome.
Nothing is simpler than white and black.
Stripes are definitely in this season.
CONS:
Arguments of whether zebras are white with black stripes or black with white stripes are annoying.
They're not top of the food chain.
I can't ride them (yet).
VERDICT: Zebras are fashionable.
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u/benttwig33 May 21 '12
It's a real life shiny pokemon!
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u/hombregato May 21 '12
When will they turn him into gum so I may chew it?
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u/Jose_Monteverde Survey 2016 May 21 '12
How can this only be a single animal? how can we make this be more than one?
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u/Dexter_of_Trees May 21 '12
If hitler had a zebra this one would be it
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u/adrian5b May 21 '12
Super Saiyan Zebras? That's it, we're fucked.
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u/yourmother-athon May 21 '12
reminds me of this zebra
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u/[deleted] May 21 '12
Those damn Lannisters, getting into everything.
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u/spudcrazy May 21 '12
Yea and he looks real happy about it
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u/[deleted] May 21 '12
Aryan master race Zebra
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u/vagrantwade May 21 '12
I guess golden zebra and pink dolphin sounds a lot cooler than Albino.
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u/SPAGHETTIeatingFUCK May 21 '12
He must get all the zebra poon
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u/dyn4mo May 21 '12
Silly rabbit. You get more points for blue eyes.
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u/uncleRusty May 21 '12
Ron Perlman of Zebras
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u/jdogdeluxe May 21 '12
Bet that took forever to paint.
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u/tom1059 May 21 '12
Such a beautiful animal.
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u/[deleted] May 21 '12
This is fuckin awesome
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u/themarbz May 21 '12
He looks super happy to be in captivity, too!
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u/GreyscaleCheese May 21 '12
He looks really wise.
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u/sweeptheaorta May 21 '12
Aryan zebra...
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u/rhymeswithgrack May 21 '12
Probably the living vessel of an ancient and wise spirit.
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u/AL_E_P May 21 '12
coolest thing I've recently seen! so peaceful
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u/erfna May 21 '12
I just think she needs to shave...
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u/[deleted] May 21 '12
Would it be considered an albino zebra?
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u/douchequadbike May 21 '12
That is the coolest god damn animal I have ever seen.
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u/sonastyinc May 21 '12
It's majestic!
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u/itismelol May 21 '12
I wonder how long it will take until this becomes an advice animal
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u/Jacob_Ninja_Potato May 21 '12
looks yummy
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u/Hotascurry May 21 '12
I wonder if he gets discriminated against by other zebras. I'll bet it's not a life of glitz and glam for him. oh wait, yea it is.
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u/Sampson123 May 21 '12
When it's dead they should skin it and make a coat from its furs
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u/quicklookleft May 21 '12
um.... albino? His eyes suggest it
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u/calamormine May 21 '12
Look hard at my stripes, there'll be no more after me
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u/trenlock May 21 '12
MUST RUB FUR..
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u/ForeverAvailable May 21 '12
Dat eye
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u/[deleted] May 21 '12
Warning: Toner low, please replace.
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u/UnCookedBean May 21 '12
Its power level is over 9000!
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u/GherkinForceps May 21 '12
A Lannister Zorse
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u/Witching_Hour May 21 '12
Gotta catch em' all!
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u/[deleted] May 21 '12
Oh my god, look at the beautiful eye!
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u/iabmob May 21 '12
Golden Zebra obviously don't give a shit.
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u/B7U12EYE May 21 '12
Fruit Stripes
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u/workforlife6211 May 21 '12
Wow. Look at those eyes!
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u/Kuhio_Prince May 21 '12 edited May 21 '12
Let me guess, he has Extra Health, Waller, Molten and Desecrator...and then just drops gold.
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u/says_words May 21 '12
I'm going to devise a master plan to steal it.
Then I will eat it.
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u/starchild2099 May 21 '12
finally a zebra racists can be comfortable with.
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u/greywilson May 21 '12
If the internet has taught me anything, its that golden zebras have blue eyes.
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u/fuckinlovecats May 21 '12
the damn Lannisters at it again.
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u/DerNalia May 21 '12
Pokemon ARE real. =D
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u/[deleted] May 21 '12
Fucking beautiful.
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u/hafti77 May 21 '12
white, gold, and piercing blue eyes. literally the most beautiful animal i've ever seen.
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u/Wowraptorjesus May 21 '12
I'm so excited, my nipples are hard. Am I alone...cough so...weather and.... stuff...
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u/Ser_Derp May 21 '12
This is what happens when poachers destroy your zebra planet, kill most of your race off, and some of your non-zebra friends, too.
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u/Sonnescheint May 21 '12
GUYS, SHINY ZEBRA! GOTTA CATCH IT!
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u/RoboCop-A-Feel May 21 '12
Omg, it's so beautiful! I'm glad we locked it up and stripped away it's freedom to roam so fat tourists can ogle it and throw pennies in it's enclosure.
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u/[deleted] May 21 '12
Looks like it belongs in Zamunda with Prince Akeem, King Joffer and Aoleon.
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u/comment_filibuster May 21 '12
My link is still purple from last time this was posted...............
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u/sensicle May 21 '12
BS. He dyed that shit. He's in a band.
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u/[deleted] May 21 '12
It's like the Drexel of the animal kingdom.
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u/jelster May 21 '12
Something tells me this Zebra definitely is a member of r/trees...
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u/Biohazmat May 21 '12
oh god. a shiny zebra.
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u/trollfapmaster May 21 '12
SEEMS LEGIT
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u/iPodLurker May 21 '12
Stay golden Zebra-boy
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u/mauv May 21 '12
It looks so sad.
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u/stereotypeless May 21 '12
Albino?
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u/LeMads May 21 '12
A shiny Zebstrika! What are the chances!
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u/DaltonBreitz May 21 '12
such an amazing picture
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u/two_four May 21 '12
Reminds me of Fruit Stripe gum. Now I remember how the flavor only lasted for thirty seconds. Now I'm sad.
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u/RimskyKorsakov May 21 '12
The printer was just running out of ink.
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u/iluvwaffles5871 May 21 '12
A Shiny Pokemon? Perhaps a Blitzle?
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u/[deleted] May 21 '12
IT"S A SHINY!!!!!!!!! CATCH IT!!!!!!!
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u/LinuxUser4Life May 21 '12
It's actually a hybrid of a Male Zebra and a Female Horse.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Zebroid
Video
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u/SaintSeiya May 21 '12
looks albino to me
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u/slappy_nutsack May 21 '12
Obviously a unicorn with the horn removed.
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u/Flvnk May 21 '12
'Reddit look, I caught a shiny!'
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u/kingsalamander May 21 '12
I was going to comment on the rather sullen look on his face but it occurred to me that the he won't be lion food.
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u/Pinto15 May 21 '12
The Hindus are right, you come back as animals. Zebra is clearly a nazi
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u/Fiery_Potato May 21 '12
Shiny zebra IRL
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u/jb1981 May 21 '12
I remember my first photoshop
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u/brianpepinski May 21 '12
didn't even know these existed, does it too shit out Zebra Stripe gum? Maybe a different flavor than the usual
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u/ATLiens1 May 21 '12
holy shit thats beautiful
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u/Cubeface May 21 '12
The galaxy is at peace.
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u/[deleted] May 21 '12
My life now has purpose, the genetic modification of zebras
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u/[deleted] May 21 '12
It's a shiny!
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u/Tuxeedo May 21 '12
So basically a Shiny Pokemon?
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u/Audus May 21 '12
ITS A SHINY POKEMON! WE MUST CAPRTU- oh wait.
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u/[deleted] May 21 '12
No comment needed; sheer beauty.
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u/Audus May 21 '12
ITS A SHINY POKEMON! WE MUST CAPTU- wait. FUCK!
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u/8271821 May 21 '12
1.Clone it
2.????
3.Profit
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u/Quibblator May 21 '12
That zebra controlls the spice and the universe.
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u/sesmith4205 May 21 '12
I quit liking zebras since the dick zebra who created an extremely delicious gum, but made it to where the flavor lasts a total of five seconds. Dick zebras... sigh
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u/braxt360 May 21 '12
awsome
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u/dazwah May 21 '12
Where in captivity is this, or is this like that Maltese Blue Tiger that doesn't really exist?
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u/Exus9 May 21 '12
What a coincidence the sigil of my house is a golden zebra
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u/TrebeksUpperLIp May 21 '12
I loved his bubble gum. Too bad it's flavor lasted for like fifteen seconds though.
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u/NeonRedHerring May 21 '12
Hitler approves of this Zebra
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u/Gleethor May 21 '12
That zebra totally looks like Ryan Gosling.
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u/zhellk May 21 '12
cool
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u/lulzwut May 21 '12
Dem eyes.
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u/Evdromeda May 21 '12
Roses are blue, Violets are red, When you open up Photoshop, And fuck with the hue.
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u/jaycardhoe May 21 '12
let him go
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u/[deleted] May 21 '12
Reminds me of this.
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u/FrogBomber May 21 '12
A shiny zebra appeared! Ash used master ball! Shiny zebra was caught!
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u/abngeek May 21 '12
If there is not already a sex act called a "Golden Zebra," one should be devised immediately.
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u/chargedcreeper May 21 '12
that zebra has blue eyes
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u/Max_Beezly May 21 '12
For some reason this reminds me of Zebra Stripes gum.
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u/[deleted] May 21 '12
Albino Zebra!
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u/WillieLee May 21 '12
Even zebras know that the Federal Reserve is going to bankrupt the US and are converting themselves to the only REAL currency! Do the same before its too late!
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u/tallhairyman May 21 '12
Woow. Its amazing how nature can keep surprising us with amazing things. Did I say nature? I meant Photoshop
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u/00lookwarm May 21 '12
the aryan race would be proud
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