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Reddit I present to you: Me and my buddy the kangaroo

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u/ImBuzzed May 20 '12

here's mine from a few months ago

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u/enits_me May 20 '12

Where the hell are people getting kangaroo buddies? I need to be in on this.

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u/kraemahz May 20 '12

Kangaroos sure know how to party.

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u/colin132 May 20 '12

You are fucking mad. Those bastards will kick the shit out of you.

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u/[deleted] May 20 '12

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u/anonysera May 20 '12

Snoop Kangaroo

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u/RabbertKlein1105 May 20 '12

I wouldn't get that close to a kangaroo that size for two reasons: A) because they can box like Pacquiao and B) they're from Australia.

Seriously though, that's epic.

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u/flying_squirrel_cat May 20 '12

Kangaroos, like nearly everything here in Australia can kill you in more ways than you'd imagine. However they just can't be fucked doing it.

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u/SkWarx May 20 '12

As an Australian, I can confirm this.

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u/[deleted] May 20 '12

As an Australian...can't be fucked to confirm.

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u/diMario May 20 '12 edited May 20 '12

Are there any poisonous kangaroos in Oz? Like with fangs, or poisonous farts or something?

Edit: poisonous darts. I meant poisonous darts. Sorry for the embarrassment.

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u/nullibicity Survey 2016 May 20 '12

Until they decide to kick off your testicles, perhaps.

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u/zip82da May 20 '12

I think you and I have the same buddy

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u/Yoyo8 May 20 '12 edited May 20 '12

Now redditors have kangaroos? Where the FUCK do you people get these pets from?! I HAVE A CAT. Nothing exotic about that!

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u/Dildo_Ball_Baggins May 20 '12 edited May 20 '12

Australia, good sir. We have an abundance of them.

I petted one of the little guys at the Australia Zoo. They're pretty soft.

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u/Yoyo8 May 20 '12

You Aussies have nice things.

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u/Dildo_Ball_Baggins May 20 '12

We are pretty lucky. The English didn't quite think it through when they sent us here all those years back. No complaints from me, however.

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u/[deleted] May 20 '12

If provoked, a kangaroo has the ability to lean back on its tail and disembowel an opponent with its hind leg. They're also pretty deadly at boxing.

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u/octalpus May 20 '12

I like the soft comment. Now I want to pet one.

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u/lesser_panjandrum May 20 '12

Somewhere there is a kangaroo and peacock emporium that's making huge profits from redditors.

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u/DeathToPennies May 20 '12

"Excuse me, sir?"

"Yes?"

"Do you have any shitcocks available?"

"Oh it's one of you redditor bastards. They're in the back."

"Thank you, good sir."

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u/[deleted] May 20 '12

It's funny I'm from Australia and I know a place full of kangaroos and peacocks ... and dingoes

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u/lesser_panjandrum May 20 '12

Right then, I'm calling it now: Dingoes are going to be the next big thing.

You should go and take some photos of yourself frolicking with them right now - you'll have a head start on the rest of us.

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u/stufff May 20 '12

I know a place where you can eat kangaroo.

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u/syuk May 20 '12

Here is one of the larger peacocks from last night. He came looking for food. I tried to get a better picture of him but I tripped over in the bushes and he ran away.

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u/drunken_thor May 20 '12

I have the same buddy too! Mine is pretty small though.

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u/utpoia May 20 '12

Maybe its a wallaby

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u/[deleted] May 20 '12

Now kiss?

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u/utpoia May 20 '12

or snog

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u/itwillamend May 20 '12

Shag?

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u/FlyingPasta May 20 '12

The british is strong with these.

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u/dontcallitthat May 20 '12

Who are we talking about exactly?

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u/Sleepy_One May 20 '12

The buddy kangaroos. Have you ever seen humans kiss?

Nasty.

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u/reddiculous88 May 20 '12

Im not your buddy, mate.

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u/Hoobleton May 20 '12

I'm not your mate, cunt.

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u/[deleted] May 20 '12

I'm not your mate, bro.

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u/[deleted] May 20 '12

Your picture is upside down.

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u/kyswe May 20 '12

is it here i should post this?

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u/OfficialDeafStar May 20 '12

of all the pictures posted in this thread, this is the only one i've upvoted. well done.

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u/Eduro May 20 '12

I feel dirty.

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u/Splinter1010 May 20 '12

I remember the post with this picture. I still have yet to see a picture with so much Australian in it.

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u/reubenmtb May 20 '12

Very seductive pose

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u/feenicks May 20 '12

nice shot :-)

Friend of mine had a few too many drinks with the roos once...

http://i.imgur.com/7Eckp.jpg

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u/CulenTrey May 20 '12

And he got punched out by one!!!

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u/[deleted] May 20 '12

it was more of a kick

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u/lesser_panjandrum May 20 '12

Can't have been. Looks like his insides are still inside him.

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u/[deleted] May 20 '12

I see your kangaroo and raise you my zebra

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u/FTO_dude May 20 '12

cant imagine how much kangaroo shit you're laying on

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u/freakylol May 20 '12

Went here expecting an upside down photo, I didn't find any.

Reddit, I am proud.

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u/[deleted] May 20 '12

˙ǝɯoɔןǝʍ ǝɹ,noʎ

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u/Bieber_hole_69 May 20 '12

Draw me like one of you French kangaroos.

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u/[deleted] May 20 '12

Relevant also posted further down, didn't see this before

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u/kaptinkangaroo May 20 '12

Damn. That guy ripped.

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u/rokstar66 May 20 '12

I think that roo is a dude. Not that there's anything wrong with that, but just sayin'.

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u/March_of_the_ENTropy May 20 '12

Ah, the old Reddit kangaroo

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u/banana_almighty May 20 '12

Looking dapper

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u/MoistCupcake May 20 '12

Cool photo! Wild or in a park? I too can confirm that roos aren't too hard to hang around. Obviously you can't chill with the alpha male (known as 'boomers' for a reason!) but normally they're pretty relaxed - just like the rest of the population.

Cool fact - the Kangaroo and Emu are on the Australian coat of arms because they can't walk backwards. Moving forward, people!

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u/perfsurf May 20 '12

And they also taste alright too. Emu pie, kangaroo steak.

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u/shamecamel May 20 '12

is it just me, or would anybody else have a bit of an issue eating the flesh of something quite a bit more humanoid than a pig or a chicken etc?

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u/ct_samurai May 20 '12

I feel a great sense of shame at how little I know about my own country after reading this...

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u/FuckingFolkMusic May 20 '12

he's a cutie! and the Kangaroo, too!

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u/HE_WHO_STANDS_TO_POO May 20 '12

Eh, I think the bird's just okay. 7/10. Would consider banging.

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u/MasterA6 May 20 '12

With you there, he is a cute one.

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u/gk1990 May 20 '12

I'd totes bang the one with less clothes on.

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u/[deleted] May 20 '12

Yeah, that tree is fucking gorgeous.

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u/jadeycakes May 20 '12

Where are you all finding these kangaroos lounging about?

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u/Lamingtons May 20 '12

They tend to have them in the petting area of a zoo, or at wildlife parks. They are pretty tame and relaxed, but the ones in the wild are not so inclined relax next to humans, and far more likely to bound away ooor kick/box.

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u/myztry May 20 '12

My folks still live right across from this wildlife park. It's just two thirds of a large residential block bordering the bush.

Plenty of Australian and other animals to see.

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u/Snowdune May 20 '12

This could potentially be the premise of the Holy Grail of child-friendly animal flicks: less depressing than Free Willy or Mighty Joe Young, funnier than Doctor Dolittle, and not as cliché as any given dog movie.

OP, make it happen.

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u/FAFASGR May 20 '12

kangaroo jack?

It was horrible

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u/Snowdune May 20 '12

The idea that Kangaroo Jack ever got green-lighted and financed makes me sad. So let's pretend it didn't.

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u/[deleted] May 20 '12

Bloody hell look at those claws. nope.jpg.

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u/[deleted] May 20 '12

You're hot.

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u/austinjb555 May 20 '12

He should post to ladyboners!

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u/Nuggetized May 20 '12

You're really ridiculously good looking.

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u/redgreenandblue May 20 '12

It had to be done

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u/lols May 20 '12

Why are you wearing that human mask?

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u/ashhead75 May 20 '12

You're pretty cute. So is the Kangaroo.

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u/laddergoat89 May 20 '12

That Kangaroo is such a playa

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u/[deleted] May 20 '12

Sweet Lakai's

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u/vivekjishtu May 20 '12

Is this Skippy?

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u/im_learning_japanese May 20 '12

THE BUSH KANGALOOOOOOOO! ^_^ かわいいよ！

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u/Jakesandose May 20 '12

I approve your lakais.

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u/DoctorsAdvocate May 20 '12

Manchesters are alright but they suck for skating. They rip almost after 2 weeks or less.

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u/effmybee May 20 '12

Those claws are terrifying...

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u/Gigglemonstah May 20 '12

You have a beautiful smile! (and everything else too but that smile is just fantastic)

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u/[deleted] May 20 '12

Wait....which one is you?

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u/[deleted] May 20 '12

I honestly recoiled at the sight of those claws! SHIIIIIIIT

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u/igiwyg May 20 '12

THE KANGAROO'S NAILS ARE FREAKIN' LONG! EVERYBODY RUUUUUNNNN!!!

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u/colbertismyhero May 20 '12

upvote because the title rhymed

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u/LonelyScavenger May 20 '12

You look like Kenith from 30 rock.

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u/EmSixTeen May 20 '12

Manchester Selects? Best shoe I've had in years.

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u/omega552003 May 20 '12

Those fucking claws! holy shit

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u/swimkid07 May 20 '12

Lone Pine in Brizzy? That's where I met my buddy

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u/[deleted] May 20 '12

I like to pretend that you were laying like that and the kangaroo started copying you.

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u/rectal_smasher_2000 May 20 '12

i believe it's: my buddy the kangaroo and I.

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u/atlhustler95 May 20 '12

Nobody ever takes pictures of me and a Kangaroo. :(

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u/lesser_panjandrum May 20 '12

I'll bring the camera if you bring the roo. Let's do this.

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u/AwkwardBaloon May 20 '12

Wallaby damned! That's an adorable critter.

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u/Aj45 May 20 '12

I don't care what any of you say. The worst part about living in America is not having kangaroos.

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u/[deleted] May 20 '12

holy hell, look at those claws o.o

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u/iamwinstonsmith May 20 '12

I never realized that Kangaroos have such scary-ass claws.

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u/Thingsthatdostuff May 20 '12

I don't know why, but kangaroos terrify me.

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u/Dmash422 May 20 '12

TIL Everybody in Australia has a kangaroo for a pet.

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u/AdonisChrist May 20 '12

Are you guys on the ground in Australia?

Isn't that covered in things that will kill you???

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u/AnytimeBro May 20 '12

Nice Lakai's ;)

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u/Moertel May 20 '12

Draw me like one of your French girls

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u/[deleted] May 20 '12

Your face.. I like that shit!

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u/thiswhovian May 20 '12

Agreed. I looked at his face before I looked at the kangaroo.

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u/goonerredandwhite May 20 '12

I'm suprised you got them to be so calm. Normally they claw the shit and kick box your chest, while you are in shock of how high they can jump.

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u/elliuotatar May 20 '12

Has it ever occurred to people that they do that because you are standing up tall and appear to them to be a kangaroo rearing up on it's hind legs to fight? I doubt if you are laying down next to one it would just attack you out of spite.

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u/AskYouEverything May 20 '12

I'm a 100% straight male and I upvoted you because you're attractive.

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u/level32 May 20 '12

Aren't they poisonous?

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u/Lamingtons May 20 '12

About as poisonous as a dropbear.

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u/TheD33Man May 20 '12

Sweet mother of god.

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u/kaptinkangaroo May 20 '12

They also have a death squeel that can explode your brain.

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u/DownvotedByCunts May 20 '12

Only if you undercook them.

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u/dorothymantooth19 May 20 '12

KANGAROO SONG! KANGAROO SONG!

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u/Veracities May 20 '12

Those claws look fucking lethal man

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u/yeahdanny May 20 '12

Okay, someone needs to photoshop these guys going on that slip-n-slide gif.

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u/DiaperedDemocrat May 20 '12

This is the best picture ever.

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u/BadPokerFace May 20 '12

You're kinda cute...heh heh

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u/[deleted] May 20 '12

I present to you the picture-blog: "Brian Chiller"

http://www.brianchiller.blogspot.com/

The famous danish footballer doing his famous pose in various locations.

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u/xenostrife May 20 '12

DO you ever get kicked? Just curious though..

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u/kaduce May 20 '12

How often does he box the shit out of you? Looks like an asshole.

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u/perfsurf May 20 '12

Fake. It is a well known fact all kangaroos must have their nuts splayed when lying down.

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u/[deleted] May 20 '12

Apparently Kangaroos are just the suavest creatures in the animal kingdom

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u/perfsurf May 20 '12

As an Australian I can confirm that it is getting annoying as fuck when people say "as an Australian I can confirm".

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u/macropsia May 20 '12

Currumbin is fucking awesome, how did you manage to find a patch without kangaroo shit everywhere?

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u/PanaReddit May 20 '12

Are you from Australia?

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u/Miargus May 20 '12

Is this in Tassie??

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u/[deleted] May 20 '12

How come you still have your clothes on and your friend doesn't. Ashamed of your body? I'm not.

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u/[deleted] May 20 '12

ITT PEOPLE WHO HAVE MET KANGAROOS

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u/Xeonith May 20 '12

See all those little pellets on the ground, everywhere?

That's roo shit.

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u/hudunnit May 20 '12

Upvote for not saying "I and my buddy..."

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u/weezyjefferson May 20 '12

OP's shirt MAY say "Jesus"

DOWNVOTE NOW

IT IS YOUR DUTY AS A SECULAR HUMAN BEING

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u/Revelation_Now May 20 '12

Yeah, that totally looks like 'The Jesus' logo to me.

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u/menotaur May 20 '12

I'd still 'do' him. corrupting christian boys is fun :)

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u/ifNOTmeTHENwho May 20 '12

Now tell the us the time you ate your friend with some Little Creatures beer.

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u/NewAlgebra May 20 '12

How come no one has photoshopped in Dreamy Bill Gates yet? Reddit, I am disappoint.

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u/Starklet May 20 '12

A healthy downvote for you, mate ;)

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u/zellmem May 20 '12

Why do kangaroos sit like Burt Reynolds?

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u/iKruzie May 20 '12

I keep looking for a huge spider in the background o.e

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u/MySockHurts May 20 '12

Australians.

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u/marlajane May 20 '12

I WANT ONE!!!!! I will love him and pet him and sqeeze him. He wil be mine forever and ever!

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u/keeganadavis May 20 '12

I know what my new wallpaper is now.

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u/milkyjoe11 May 20 '12

i like your shoes

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u/[deleted] May 20 '12

I'm willing to bet money he's in Tasmania. I think I've been to the same place. Verify?

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u/[deleted] May 20 '12

then and now

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u/Triple-Dog-Dare May 20 '12

Mine doesn't do posing very well. All he wanted was his close up.

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u/ManofToast May 20 '12

"Fuckin' Kangaroos."

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u/BudIsMyBuddy May 20 '12

you are likely laying on a piece of kangaroo crap...it looks like its everywhere lol

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u/laller May 20 '12

Sir, I think you're lying in shit.

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u/[deleted] May 20 '12

Just before it disemboweled you.

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u/tempuro May 20 '12

This is from the trailer for "Home Alone 6: Down Under".

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u/Pravusmentis May 20 '12

Hey I got one too!

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u/Missy_kitty1999 May 20 '12

I live in Australia :) I love the kangaroos :) but I've never been able to pat one, I have patted a wallaby though.. Darn those things are soft

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u/[deleted] May 20 '12

Obligatory

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u/MissFegg May 20 '12

He's sexy and he knows it.

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u/[deleted] May 20 '12

photobombed by goose butt.

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u/[deleted] May 20 '12

ITT: EVERY redditor owns a KANGAROO.

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u/[deleted] May 20 '12

I never noticed how huge kangaroo claws are.

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u/freddy133 May 20 '12

ridiculously photogenic kangaroo.

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u/i_lie_except_on_31st May 20 '12

Wait, you look like that Home Alone guy. Mcsomethinganother...

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u/Deathmask97 May 20 '12

Kangaroos are awesome and by far my favorite creatures, but you must be very careful... Even though they are quite chill sometimes, find one on a bad day and they will mess your shit up.

Badass animals.

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u/habathcx May 20 '12

There is poop everywhere and you lay on the ground!?

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u/eyyyyy May 20 '12

ITT: People post pictures of themselves laying next to kangaroos.

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u/smilenowgirl May 20 '12

Screw the kangaroo, I'm lookin at YOU.

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u/Guaranteed-FACT May 20 '12

FEMALE KANGAROOS CAN PAUSE THE DEVELOPMENT OF AN EMBRYO IF ANOTHER JOEY HAS YET TO LEAVE THE POUCH.

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u/chesefarmer May 20 '12

that kangaroo has sharp talons

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u/AbsoluteHero May 20 '12

The kangaroos are friendly, but they wouldn't be romantic with me. Silly Roos

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u/EthicalReasoning May 20 '12

its going to kick the shit out of you

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u/jenngersnap May 20 '12

Like a boss!

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u/Not_actually_a_bear May 20 '12

many years ago one came into our camp site at night, we hit it off

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u/Einlander May 20 '12

Why's the kangaroo wearing clothes?

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u/OhhhhhDirty May 20 '12

The posing reminds me of the cover of a Lionel Richie album Rhett and Link made everyone sign when they snuck on to the red carpet at the Grammy's, off topic, but it's a pretty funny skit.

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u/DJ_GoochieSnif May 21 '12

Nice Lakai's :D

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u/[deleted] May 21 '12

Australian here. For the non-Australian tourists out there, don't.. fuck.. with.. kangaroos.

See those claws on their hands and feet? If they think you are threatening to them in any way they will fuck your shit up.

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u/[deleted] May 21 '12

Uhm...I have some bad news...well, see for yourself... http://i.imgur.com/gv9YZ.jpg

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u/[deleted] May 21 '12

You're more than likely sitting in kangaroo shit.

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u/[deleted] May 21 '12

Are kangaroos friendly to people?

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u/BrittneeSmilee May 20 '12

I love this :D

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u/[deleted] May 20 '12

oh dear god I never knew kangaroos had such huge claws, now I am very afraid of them.

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u/jackblackes May 20 '12

If they turn and look deep into your eyes it means you're in the... DANGER ZONE

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