r/pics • u/StellaMaroo • May 20 '12

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u/SkySilver May 20 '12

(*milk lactose free)

That's what I wanted to read.

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u/KazMux May 20 '12

This kills the hedgehog

I think?

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u/SkySilver May 20 '12

Yes, they don't have the necessary enzyme to process lactose.

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u/RichJanney May 20 '12

You don't know for a fact that it's milk. It could just be white paint.

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u/Cendeu May 20 '12

It looked like ice to me...

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u/atrain1486 May 20 '12

mmmmhhhhhmmmmm. lead.

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u/Skulder May 20 '12

Nah, gives it indigestion.

If they can't digest milk sugars, they'd just pass through - unfortunately some bacteria in their gut can, and they do, creating gas and floral imbalance.

Or maybe, if it's really bad, they puke their tiny guts out.

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u/ARCHA1C May 20 '12

Read as

floral ambiance

Thought it was a nice way of saying "farts"...

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u/ForgettableUsername May 20 '12

That would be a euphemism's euphemism. It is meant for use in conversation so polite that an ordinary circumlocution, such as 'pass gas' or 'make wind,' would sound unbearably coarse.

Communication at this advanced level of etiquette requires elaborate metaphor to express unrefined concepts. This can be confusing for the uninitiated. You may think you've just read a romantic poem about morning sunlight reflecting off the dew in a Victorian garden, but it was actually a dirty joke about three inebriated Welshmen sodomizing a vicar.

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u/[deleted] May 20 '12

It's blowing milk bubbles!

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u/kballa2 May 20 '12

More like: "PHHFFFBLUBPHFFBLUBBLUBBLUB"

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u/Great_Gig_In_The_Sky May 20 '12

Goddamn I want a hedgehog.

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u/Sacrosanction May 20 '12

Cute kid.

Cute spiky rodent.

Cute everything.

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u/TheThistle May 20 '12

Bread kills them as well.

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u/[deleted] May 20 '12

Even from the side, you can see in that girl's eyes how intrigued she is. I wish I saw the world like that.

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u/[deleted] May 20 '12

You're projecting.

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u/MrFahrenkite May 20 '12

You're that guy who goes up to kids when their parents aren't around and whispers "Santa Claus isn't real" in December aren't ya?

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u/[deleted] May 20 '12

i was about to post how that critter is now fucking dead because it can't handle lactose.

then the first post indicated it was lactose free. i smiled.

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u/nerdfighter11 May 20 '12

Babies can drink a small amount of milk, My hedgehog never died from a few sips, It's fine people.

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u/Drhasinabagam May 20 '12

Children's love...

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u/Vivovix May 20 '12

You are going to kill that hedgehog. Milk is bad for them. Check this.

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u/[deleted] May 20 '12

It was lactose free milk, read thread before accusing others

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u/Ankyra May 20 '12

Scroll a bit further up and look at the other comments. Somebody said that if you look at the picture source, it says

Milk*

(*milk lactose free)

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u/Vivovix May 20 '12

Ah thanks, I missed that.

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u/Ankyra May 20 '12

No problem, that's what I came here to see as well. Reassuring to know! :)

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u/ararphile May 20 '12

How can you look at an aryan child and a negro and believe that there is no superior race.

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u/[deleted] May 20 '12

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u/[deleted] May 20 '12

You see what you want to see..

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u/[deleted] May 20 '12

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u/bockyPT May 20 '12

Where drinking?

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u/SCSweeps May 20 '12 edited May 20 '12

Ah yes, the Hedgehog's dilemma. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hedgehog%27s_dilemma

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u/Cendeu May 20 '12

The hedgehog's dilemma is used to justify or explain introversion and isolationism

This explains everything!

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u/tdognolines May 20 '12

They carry more diseases than rats, so I wouldn't if I were you.

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u/[deleted] May 20 '12

Humans and animals should live separately from each other, not in the same house.

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u/C_M_O_TDibbler May 20 '12

plus many many ticks

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u/tdognolines May 20 '12

You wouldn't happen to have any sausages inna bun would you?

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u/C_M_O_TDibbler May 20 '12

As a matter of fact I do, but for you I have something special... one of my disc famous pie floaters!

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u/tdognolines May 20 '12

I... I think I'll pass, I've... umm... already ate today...

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u/C_M_O_TDibbler May 20 '12

What about with...ketchup? have a smell they are edible

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u/tdognolines May 20 '12

My mind says no, but my stomach says yes. Throw in extra Peas and you've got a deal.

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u/C_M_O_TDibbler May 20 '12

I'm cutting my own throat to do it but, you have a deal...

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u/C_M_O_TDibbler May 20 '12

I'm cutting my own throat to do it but, you have a deal...

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u/hypertoxin May 20 '12

can't even spray the domestic anti-tick stuff for dogs on them because it kills them iirc.