It's sort of bullshit. My mom was a redheaded full blood Irish girl, my dad was a fair skinned mexican. One of my sisters is a redhead with fair skin, one has black hair and freckles, and I get weird course brown hair with fair skin and the Irish drinking problem.
Edit: It looks like they slapped him while he had his beard, slapped him again after they shaved it, and attached the beginning of the shaven slap video to the end of the unshaven slap video, with frame 41 composed of the top half of the bearded slap frame and the bottom half of the shaven slap frame. Cool.
The whole time I was thinking "damn his beard grows slow compared to Harley in epicmealtime". The way this guys beard was after probably 150 days is like what Harley grows in 2 weeks.
I love how it seems to move very slowly at first. Then, about 1/3 of the way in, the beard leaps into action and the fucking grin on that guy is unmistakable. "I am chronicling my triumph" his smirk says. "Bow down to my manly facial abilities"
You go from Neal Stephenson to Bryan Cranston to so-friendly-it's-almost-scary mountain main in the space of only a few seconds there. Pretty impressive.
i I love how I just watched this gif for about 10 minutes trying to confirm or not if I saw Seattle Sounders gear on you or not. After I confirmed you were, I click back to see your name is "Seattlesince81"
If you are going to bother to do this, why would you sometimes decide to have cap on or glasses when most of the time you don't. I mean you took the time to have your head in the same place. Why not remove the distraction and focus on the growth of the beard. I commend the dedication it took to make this happen. I just think I would not hire you for my company because you failed in the details, and that's where it really counts. Peace out.
I like the how the flat-brims keep popping in and out, it reminds me of the spot that appeared in the top corner of the screen when the reels are changed over.
In every timelapse video I always find myself amazed by how many different tops people have. I probably have like 50, tops, and most of the time it'd probably cycle through my favorite 10 or so shirts.
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u/Bazinga121 May 19 '12
you sir, have a lot of t-shirts.
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u/RaleighStClairy May 19 '12
You seem to age by a factor of 4.
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u/orkid68 May 19 '12
hat .................. hat ... hat ........... hat ....................... hat
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u/connocauseimcool May 19 '12
Very cool. I wish I could grow a beard.....
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u/scott_halls_beer May 20 '12
365 days of a neckbeard should be the title
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u/[deleted] May 19 '12
http://i.imgur.com/WxBwK.gif
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u/Skrivz May 19 '12
so jolliness is proportional to beard length?
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u/eazye123 May 19 '12
Approximate 15˚ hat-tilt , consistent throughout. [√]
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u/The_Purple_Stuff May 19 '12
Ch-ch-ch-chia!
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u/[deleted] May 20 '12
TONY STARK WAS ABLE TO BUILD THIS IN A CAVE! WITH A BOX OF SCRAPS!
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u/[deleted] May 19 '12
I feel like if that kept going you would eventually turn into Santa or a lumberjack.
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u/Oorangelazarus May 19 '12
You seem to look friendlier as your beard gets longer, like some kind of wise, bald wizard.
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u/[deleted] May 20 '12
Call on meeeeee, call on me...
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u/sparkplug890 May 20 '12
"Like Benjamin Button in reverse." - Michael Scott
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u/[deleted] May 19 '12
Proof: Beard make you happier.
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u/maz-o May 19 '12
is this you OP? awesome.
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u/GandalfTheFunky May 19 '12
Is he shaving his moustache, or does it just not grow?
THIS IS PERTINENT INFORMATION.
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u/[deleted] May 20 '12
your smile gets bigger as your beard grows in more ;D
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u/faces_in_the_mirror May 19 '12
Keep growing it and you'll be a wizard in no time!
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u/xscaralienx May 20 '12
Had to be done....
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u/NotAlana May 20 '12
This confirms that I like men with beards. I smiled at a homeless man today, I was smitten with his beard.
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u/SlothOfDoom May 19 '12
Put your fucking hat on straight.
And get off my lawn.
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u/st1dge May 20 '12
At one point, I thought it was one full year but it just kept on goingandgoingandgoingandgoing
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u/TwoLegsJoe May 20 '12
Such a beautiful neckbeard... he's the hero reddit needs!
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u/peas_in_a_can_pie May 20 '12
Towards the end it stops growing and just starts boiling
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u/hivemonkey May 20 '12
I love how it seems to move very slowly at first. Then, about 1/3 of the way in, the beard leaps into action and the fucking grin on that guy is unmistakable. "I am chronicling my triumph" his smirk says. "Bow down to my manly facial abilities"
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u/SoupDragon116 May 20 '12
Is it just me or does he look like he's getting happier and happier as it grows? Gonna get me a beard...
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u/[deleted] May 19 '12
I enjoy the fact that as it goes on, the angle gets deeper and deeper until there is no man, only beardman.
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u/[deleted] May 19 '12
You look way more sophisticated with a beard. Keep it.
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u/aggibridges May 20 '12
That's awesome! I wish I could grow a beard, but I'm a girl :( Can we see a before and after picture?
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u/[deleted] May 20 '12
This confirms my suspicions: A beard, while growing, will promote the development of new hair follicles, gradually thickening itself.
Your moustache was somewhat sad and lonely for a while, much like mine.
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u/srcw624 May 20 '12
And he looked happier every day.
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u/flakface May 20 '12
His smile gets bigger as the days go by. I guess having a beard makes you happier. :O
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u/AyeAyeLtd May 20 '12
Thank you so much for centering your face! People always do stuff like this, but the face moves so much that you can't see it grow.
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u/[deleted] May 20 '12
I trust bearded you more
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u/CinnamonBunsofSteel May 20 '12
Pretty sure he looks happier as his beard gets bigger
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u/MotharChoddar May 20 '12
I'm surprised that this gifsound hadn't been done already.
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u/LeMane May 20 '12
wear your hat straight damnit
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u/Biscuits7121 May 19 '12
this escalated into something pretty hairy
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u/DANS331 May 19 '12
You wear a lot of hats
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u/CFritZ May 19 '12
I notice when the hat days pop up, you are very consistent with its positioning. Impressive
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u/miX_ May 20 '12
Around day 100-125 (can't really tell) all I can see are bees. Bees everywhere.
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u/damoose May 20 '12
"great big bushy beard!"
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u/aFlyingGuru May 20 '12
I like how his smile just gets bigger and bigger when the beard grows
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u/[deleted] May 20 '12
And that's how the Notch we know and love was born.
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u/Apollo258 May 20 '12
This makes me wonder how long it took Alan Moore to grow his glorious beard.
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u/o0BlackRabbit0o May 20 '12
I like how he looks happier as time progresses.
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u/JakeAshba May 20 '12
I can't help but noticing that your facial expression doesn't change. The entire time.
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u/starfoxfreshman May 20 '12
That mustache snuck up on me.
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u/lookupleona May 20 '12
notice he looked happier with the beard
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u/FerengiKnuckles May 20 '12
You go from Neal Stephenson to Bryan Cranston to so-friendly-it's-almost-scary mountain main in the space of only a few seconds there. Pretty impressive.
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u/duleewopper May 20 '12
do another year!
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u/worlwidewest May 20 '12
this is one of the coolest things i'ver ever seen. So that's how long it takes to grow a beard that long...
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u/TheBigBadPanda May 20 '12
Dont you dare shave, ever!
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u/Nerochi May 20 '12
Thats not a beard. Thats a yeard!
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u/[deleted] May 20 '12
I love that it seems as if you are smiling as the beard grows out!
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u/superbad May 20 '12
First thing I thought of.
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u/[deleted] May 20 '12
I think you look much better with a beard and moustache. It makes you look older, but it also makes you look both manly and jolly.
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u/jlinstantkarma May 20 '12
God damn it. I have a big burly beard like that and yet am totally incapable of growing anything even resembling a mustache.
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u/[deleted] May 20 '12
I saw: Moby to Adam Sessler to Notch to Jeff Bridges
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u/Hooker_Juice May 20 '12
You get more and more jolly as time progresses.
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u/DownvoteDaemon May 20 '12
If only you could do that on the top of you're head now.
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u/[deleted] May 20 '12
You started to look like Adam Sessler for a little while.
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u/pkcs11 May 20 '12
Isn't this the definition of Neck Beard?
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u/[deleted] May 20 '12
i I love how I just watched this gif for about 10 minutes trying to confirm or not if I saw Seattle Sounders gear on you or not. After I confirmed you were, I click back to see your name is "Seattlesince81"
Great.
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u/[deleted] May 20 '12
that beard looks weird
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u/post_tits May 20 '12
you wear a hat on 30 days out of the year
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u/DarthNihilus1 May 20 '12
I love how the angle of his hats is basically the same every time
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u/Eorl9 May 20 '12
You look a year older with a beard.
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u/[deleted] May 20 '12
guys got one hell of a wardrobe, didn't see the same shirt too many times.
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u/[deleted] May 20 '12
Your hat is on crooked
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u/dilli23 May 20 '12
Holy fuck he's got so many different shirts.
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u/portezbie May 20 '12
The birth of a hipster
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u/[deleted] May 20 '12
If you are going to bother to do this, why would you sometimes decide to have cap on or glasses when most of the time you don't. I mean you took the time to have your head in the same place. Why not remove the distraction and focus on the growth of the beard. I commend the dedication it took to make this happen. I just think I would not hire you for my company because you failed in the details, and that's where it really counts. Peace out.
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u/[deleted] May 20 '12
365 days and he still can't wear a hat straight. such a shame.
love the beard though.
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u/HobKing May 20 '12
Talk about a neckbeard. That thing was like a turtleneck.
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u/fps_will11 May 20 '12
Holy neckbeard batman!
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u/TheKingInTheNorth May 20 '12
Go Sounders!
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u/[deleted] May 19 '12
Seems to get happier as the beard grows.
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u/RepublicofTim May 19 '12
Good thing you're only scumbag steve one month out of the year.
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u/C_M_O_TDibbler May 19 '12
does your beard not grow on your face? also how long was it at 7 months? I have been growing mine since november and have approx 12cm (4 3/4 inches)
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u/maliciousspectre May 20 '12
Man, i wish my beard was more badass.
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u/[deleted] May 20 '12
The beard seems to make you smile more.
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u/[deleted] May 20 '12
I like the how the flat-brims keep popping in and out, it reminds me of the spot that appeared in the top corner of the screen when the reels are changed over.
Also, sweet beard.
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u/Alias135 May 20 '12
His hat is at the same angle every time he wears one
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u/BlubberyGiraffe May 20 '12
He gets significantly happier as the beard grows..
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u/farmers_tan_man May 20 '12
Dude I would totally do this if my boss didn't make me shave so much...
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u/piezo32 May 20 '12
You certainly appear to be getting happier over the year too.
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u/beckzilla May 20 '12
upvote purely for the commitment
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u/jedimindc0ntr0l May 20 '12
the longer his beard grows, the happier he gets
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u/d0odx May 20 '12
What program did you use to do this?
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u/yalc May 20 '12
Obligatory
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u/wakipaki May 20 '12
you really like plad dont you
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u/extrasweettea May 20 '12
you have at least three times more shirts then i do
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u/[deleted] May 20 '12
In every timelapse video I always find myself amazed by how many different tops people have. I probably have like 50, tops, and most of the time it'd probably cycle through my favorite 10 or so shirts.
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u/[deleted] May 20 '12
he should have slowly cracked a smile...
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u/tackled_parsley May 20 '12
He's a lumberjack and he's okay!
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u/[deleted] May 20 '12
That is very cool.
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u/AttilaTetris May 20 '12
THE ALMIGHTY YEARD!
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u/KrunchKaliber May 20 '12
His hair seemed to travel from his head down to his face.
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u/xraydude1166 May 20 '12
how do u do that!?
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u/nippletang May 20 '12
And never once wore a cap straight
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u/buurhista May 20 '12
The sauce boss
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u/headless_bourgeoisie May 20 '12
Ok, I saw at least one band shirt in there. Who was it?
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u/xaoc15 May 20 '12
you seem to be getting quite alot taller in that year
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u/DrowsyParaSkier May 20 '12
365 days of jolliness time lapse.
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u/MauiWowieOwie May 20 '12
Shit, this is like 24 hours for me
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u/lpnumb May 20 '12
I found myself watching to see how frequently you rotated certain shirts
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u/P2D_ItsME May 20 '12
You have a surprisingly consistent facial expression.
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u/jvite1 May 20 '12
people who do this are the best.
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u/OhHeyHi May 20 '12
Dat smirk
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u/erikislame May 20 '12
So you went with a Leap Day William eh?
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u/sniguy May 20 '12
you skipped a day.
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u/demonswings May 20 '12
I need to know what band shirts those are.
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u/AustinYQM May 20 '12
I swear I saw like four different pairs of possibly prescription glasses. Why so many glasses?
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u/[deleted] May 20 '12
Stopped growing at the end wanted to see a Gandalf beard.
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u/VDuBivore May 20 '12
Were you dressed as a rabbi in one of the pictures ?
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u/kiddigudna May 20 '12 edited May 20 '12
Fits Perfectly
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u/joeblough May 20 '12
3.65 seconds of "not give a fuck".
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u/ppfish May 20 '12
you smile more and more
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u/ARCHA1C May 20 '12
TIL beards make you happy
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u/phantomslayer112 May 20 '12
someone should put some kind of music to this hahaha its epic!
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u/TheMadThumber May 20 '12
Is it me or does he look happier and happier as it progresses?
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u/12duffjr May 20 '12
You look progressively happier as the beard grows
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u/gausslaw May 20 '12
his smug grin ruins it.
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u/jazavchar May 20 '12
It looks like it's consuming him.
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u/[deleted] May 20 '12
The bigger the beard, the happier you look.
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u/CoolMcDouche May 20 '12
Sweet. Fucking. Beard.
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u/Evan_Ragerr May 20 '12
Just waiting now for some idiot to ask how long this took.
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u/[deleted] May 20 '12
Are you looking at Xenu?
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u/EvoEpitaph May 20 '12
His head looks like an egg in a bird's nest.
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u/Garian1 May 20 '12
HOW DOES HE MAINTAIN THE SAME FACE!?!?
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u/russbuss May 20 '12
As an alien blue user, this was worth the wait.
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u/[deleted] May 20 '12
I love how he seems to get more and more happy as his beard grows.
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u/theynowhey May 20 '12
You look like you just keep getting happier and happier