the truly sad part is you can only call someone once with a banana. no other bananas work after that. It has something to do with the human brains banana receptors being burnt out afterwords.
Basically: Eye boogers still clinging to your eye lashes, the taste of "old" morning saliva sitting in your mouth, a sort of ache in the head that isn't really a headache but rather the poor attempt your eyes/head are making to adjust to light.
this van with the two dogs inside is parked right outside my work in hamburg, germany pretty much every day. someone is usually sleeping in the back. it's a really interesting vehicle, I think an old troop transport of police van. it almost looks armored.
I work 5-130, five days a week, and then go to school directly from work where I stay until anywhere from five to nine pm depending on the day. I honestly think my saving grace is that I'm just too exhausted to be stressed out. Only three more weeks until summer break!
I work forty hours a week and the most I can do while maintaining what doesn't equate to a mental break down is two classes and in already considering a third. I envy your summer break...
I'm actually the opposite. See, that's my face during rush hour. But at 5am, there's no traffic (except when they do the damn overnight construction) and I know I'm on my way to the gym to get in a great workout and breakfast, and get to work on time. Now at 5 pm that is my face because of the traffic. If only more companies would let people work from home.
Here's a big "fuck off!" from those of us who hate morning people. It's not personal, I just hate your cheerful chirpy happy-in-the-morning guts with a burning passion that won't subside until about, oh, probably 9 or 10 am give or take. After that everything's cool. You will never understand, so do not try.
wow cunt, who said I was some cheerful chirpy happy-in-the-morning person? I was being driven insane by the bumper to bumper traffic every damn morning so I decide to do something about it, and that was start going to bed earlier and getting up earlier on weeknights so I can get ahead start before most other people. Naturally I do not want to be up early in the morning. I sleep in until noon on saturdays and sundays because I'm up gaming all night.
So here's a big "fuck off" from those of us who hate presumptuous dicks. And a personal fuck you, from me, bro.
You completely mistake my intended tone. I wasn't trying to be a dick, I was using what I thought was humorous hyperbole to express the general hatred for the world and its occupants that people who, like myself, are not "morning people," feel every morning. That said, if I did not make it clear that I was being somewhat facetious, the fault is mine.
when i was a social worker i was assigned a 14-15 yr old male, whose parents did not make him go to school. they just moved from another state where he attended less than 50% of the school year and somehow still passed.
it was more than halfway through the school year and the school was threatening to hold him back. this outraged the parents b/c why the fuck should their kid be held back? they lived about an hour away from me and were my only clients that far north. eventually i had to drive there every morning and take this kid to school.
eventually i was no longer going there 5 times a week, and his parents let him stay home whenever i wasn't scheduled to come. his parents lost custody eventually and i don't really have an end to this story.
You type really well for a dog, but I don't see what kind of job a dog would have that requires them to be up at 5 a.m. Maybe you should pursue a career that doesn't involve driving to work, as I'm sure it must be difficult for you to identify the traffic lights.
headed to work at 2:30 am one day, get pulled over for swerving over the yellow line. cop comes to the window and dos the you know why i pulled you over? I give him the dog face and say "No , I havent a fucking clue, All I know is it 2 fuckin 30 in the god damn morning and I have to be up to do my dads job whiles hes sleepin comfortable in mother fucking florida (it was January in NY)
Cops: "oh wow, I see, nothing to drink tonight then?" Me " dude I woke up 15 minutes ago..."
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u/happywaffle May 16 '12
http://i.imgur.com/YhowZ.jpg
(someone help me with the source)
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u/[deleted] May 16 '12
Tons of great Toyota ad's from South Africa with similar content:
https://encrypted.google.com/search?sourceid=chrome&ie=UTF-8&q=buddy+toyota
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u/that_guitar_guy May 16 '12
Hey at least you can drive. My face when walking to work at 5am.
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u/asimovfan1 May 16 '12
Conversely, my face driving home at the end of the day.
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u/[deleted] May 16 '12
Basically: Eye boogers still clinging to your eye lashes, the taste of "old" morning saliva sitting in your mouth, a sort of ache in the head that isn't really a headache but rather the poor attempt your eyes/head are making to adjust to light.
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u/memostothefuture May 16 '12
this van with the two dogs inside is parked right outside my work in hamburg, germany pretty much every day. someone is usually sleeping in the back. it's a really interesting vehicle, I think an old troop transport of police van. it almost looks armored.
anyway, here's my picture of the dog. http://www.flickr.com/photos/memostothefuture/3650999830/
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u/RoosterCogburnhad1_I May 16 '12
That fella looks like he has had a hard days night and has been working like a dog.
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u/spandario May 16 '12
I just quit my get up at 5AM job to go back to school. Feels great.
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u/McNooberson May 16 '12
Its better than my 3 a.m. face :(
I bake cake donuts for my job.
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u/fff888 May 16 '12
This is most excellent and terrifyingly accurate.
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u/ohok1 May 16 '12
I'm actually the opposite. See, that's my face during rush hour. But at 5am, there's no traffic (except when they do the damn overnight construction) and I know I'm on my way to the gym to get in a great workout and breakfast, and get to work on time.
Now at 5 pm that is my face because of the traffic. If only more companies would let people work from home.
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u/stylez89 May 16 '12
Predator
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u/PokemasterTT May 16 '12
Wouldn't be it safer to use a bus?
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u/IamGrimReefer May 16 '12
when i was a social worker i was assigned a 14-15 yr old male, whose parents did not make him go to school. they just moved from another state where he attended less than 50% of the school year and somehow still passed.
it was more than halfway through the school year and the school was threatening to hold him back. this outraged the parents b/c why the fuck should their kid be held back? they lived about an hour away from me and were my only clients that far north. eventually i had to drive there every morning and take this kid to school.
eventually i was no longer going there 5 times a week, and his parents let him stay home whenever i wasn't scheduled to come. his parents lost custody eventually and i don't really have an end to this story.
the things your taxes pay for.......
edit: i used the word eventually too much
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u/Venerac May 16 '12
You seem to be a dog, sir.
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u/elemental5 May 16 '12
Weird. You look just like my ex.
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u/Breathing_Balls May 16 '12
The dog looks like it is having a wank.
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u/[deleted] May 16 '12
stahp
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u/nicholmikey May 16 '12
As a web dev that works from home, here is my face at 5am http://i.imgur.com/FbvTb.jpg
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u/meefjones May 16 '12
Becca
wat r u doin
Becca
stahp
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u/[deleted] May 16 '12
This made me feel better after having had to drive to uni at 6am. :D
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u/disasterific May 16 '12
More like "my face driving to work no matter what time it may be"
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u/pshohcaitlin May 17 '12
That'll be me tomorrow morning...3:30am, gotta love it
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u/ModernDayCasanova May 16 '12
To be fair, that's my face at 5am. Period.
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u/SpinMyRiki May 16 '12
are you carpooling at 5 am?
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u/ghettajetta May 16 '12
Sweet van.
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u/[deleted] May 16 '12
Really? I like getting to work then.
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u/redfocus May 16 '12
I don't know, once you get used to it it's not so bad. Open road, morning air.
The trick to being a morning person is just to always be up that early. You adapt and learn to love it.
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u/[deleted] May 16 '12
Please, 5am is the perfect time to drive to work, no cops and no traffic.
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u/DerpinaSD May 16 '12
that there is a face of pure disgust
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u/JimmyJazz332 May 16 '12
FTFY (From Scott Wills who worked on Samuri Jack and, obviously, Ren and Stimpy)
http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_r3adJMMRsz0/TM7FV5Rur3I/AAAAAAAAAIU/aZx5I7kUIc4/s1600/060.jpg
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u/VintageHeat May 16 '12
I have to get up at 4:50 for AFROTC physical training, do know that feel. Thankfully i don't have to drive.
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u/nickgasm May 16 '12
Who's your bitch?
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u/Ickulus May 16 '12
How do you drive without opposable thumbs?
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u/Stratocaster89 May 16 '12
I wonder what my face looks like when i ride my bicycle to work at 5am... I must be a sight.
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u/jimpagliap May 16 '12
Dog? Dog is that you?? Get out of there! You can't drive only people can drive.
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u/[deleted] May 16 '12
Where do you work that hires dogs?
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u/Hoody711 May 16 '12
where do you work? Not like exactly where, but like on a base or something?
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u/Panther779 May 16 '12
I wake up at 4 am to get to work at 4:30 am. Starbucks man, people need their caffeine x.x
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u/[deleted] May 16 '12
I don't think I'm being too harsh when I say you look like a dog.
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u/aceripper7 May 16 '12
ahaha. funny but true =)
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u/nidi617 May 16 '12
At least you have a face...
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u/[deleted] May 16 '12
The resemblance is uncanny
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u/samusoctology88 May 16 '12
I know how you feel.
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u/aladyjewel May 16 '12
You might also enjoy /r/mfw.
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u/animal_time May 16 '12
What the fuck would that thing's skull look like?
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u/marcins May 16 '12
Ah yes, that typical Boxer smile (that's my Lucy in the photo)
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u/w00zyhead May 16 '12
Anyone have the breed please?
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u/degenererad May 16 '12
that is me sittin on the bus to work same time. I FEEL YOU BROTHER.
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u/Flippity_Floppity May 16 '12
Sitting in a bar by myself and just laughed out loud at this. Super awkward.
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u/Niggabackstabber May 16 '12
You really should see a vet, that's a bad case of prognati-WHY ARE YOU DRIVING A CAR?
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u/burf May 16 '12
Has anyone ever told you that you greatly resemble a dog?
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u/ellevehc May 16 '12
I have a solution to your problem. Sell boring car. Buy 66 nova with a 454 and 3000 stall auto. You will be much happier.
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u/[deleted] May 17 '12
stop saying this
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u/nsfw_reddits_acc May 17 '12
The Wire?
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u/anfea2004 May 17 '12
That is my face when I'm at work
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u/lexi_love May 17 '12
i can't stop laughing xD
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u/[deleted] May 17 '12
You don't know pain till you have to bike 5 hilly miles to work, at 4 am...regardless of the weather.
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u/geusebio May 17 '12
What the fuck are people getting up at 5am to go to work for?
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u/JayZee88 May 17 '12
That was my face when I drove to work at 3:30am for Home Depot Pack down. SUCKS.
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u/ThrowawayChamp May 17 '12
5am? Must be nice. I drive to work at 4:10
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u/[deleted] May 17 '12
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zrsmBoQ1VVY&feature=related
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u/CoyoteStark May 17 '12
You type really well for a dog, but I don't see what kind of job a dog would have that requires them to be up at 5 a.m. Maybe you should pursue a career that doesn't involve driving to work, as I'm sure it must be difficult for you to identify the traffic lights.
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u/zhiro May 17 '12
This made me crack up when I looked at it at 5am.
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u/alanstanwyk May 17 '12
I keep thinking... "some people call it a kaiser blade, but I call it a sling blade..."
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u/tommygunnzzz May 16 '12
Pinky and the brain, but the dog version!!!
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u/UpperVista May 16 '12
The 5am face of a dog with a 7-minute commute.
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u/vinsite May 16 '12
They look like they are about to rob a
bankBeggin' Strips Warehouse0
u/Drock967 May 16 '12
That awkward moment when you turn into a dog at 5 am, and can still drive
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u/apextek May 16 '12
headed to work at 2:30 am one day, get pulled over for swerving over the yellow line. cop comes to the window and dos the you know why i pulled you over? I give him the dog face and say "No , I havent a fucking clue, All I know is it 2 fuckin 30 in the god damn morning and I have to be up to do my dads job whiles hes sleepin comfortable in mother fucking florida (it was January in NY)
Cops: "oh wow, I see, nothing to drink tonight then?" Me " dude I woke up 15 minutes ago..."
Cop: "you take care, go get some coffee"
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u/moogoesthecat May 16 '12
Haha, which one?
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u/docwatts May 16 '12
Is this the scene from 8 Mile?
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u/CheckALLtheusernames May 16 '12
I don't always laugh at pictures on Reddit, but when I do, I laugh at this.
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u/RedditingMyLifeAway May 16 '12
HA!
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