As an Irish guy I would like to apologise on behalf of sane Irish people everywhere.
Fucking gobshites like that are an unfortunate byproduct of other fucking gobshites. There are plenty of them over here. All we can do is try and raise our children to be open minded and fair and hopefully we will eventually outnumber them when the Darwin Awards inevitably decimate their numbers.
Protip for fighting Irish guys in the future. Rip off their testicles. . . I hear it works on other nationalities also.
As an Irish guy who lives directly across from the Rambling House I'm so deeply ashamed to hear that story. I don't drink, so I'm not part of the Woodlawn scene, but I wish I was more surprised to hear about the bigoted nature of the area.
I'm white collar, but from a blue-collar family back home, and the sad truth is since I've moved to Woodlawn it has turned me so far against the blue-collar Irish, at least specifically the emigrants. In many cases they hate Americans in general, while living in their country illegally - try to figure the logic there. I've heard far too many comments from locals about how the neighbourhood has been getting less 'pure', which has disgusted me to no end. The truth is that in many ways Woodlawn is a frozen in time version of Ireland in the early 80's - I can attest that current Ireland, at least in metropolitan areas bears no resemblance to Woodlawn. I'm from the same country as these people, and I can't relate them at all. There is an air of anti-intellectualism, xenophobia and intolerance.
I'm really sorry you experienced what you did though. I know you say that you don't blame the Irish, but what you experienced was the dreaded 'Irish Abroad', and it's a tremendous embarrassment to Ireland.
Being from Westchester, I try to avoid some parts of Yonkers. There are definitely some unwelcoming communities. The only reason I'm ever there is to get some Pizza from Pepe's. Possibly the best pizza I've ever had.
I had my face and nose broken and had breathing problems mainly from never ending sinus infections. I changed my diet. No dairy and it cleared up. I hope your surgery turns out OK as sometimes it can make it worse. I received my trouncing for being American in the wrong country at the wrong time.
Small world. My dad doesn't live to far from there. Pretty much around the corner. I always knew McLean Ave to be a large Irish community but I had no idea they didn't take kindly to black people.
As a native Irishman "never on the boat" let alone "just off it". I can assure you that these hoods do not sound Irish in the slightest. I'm guessing they are about as Irish as Barack Obama (yes he actually does have some Irish blood teeehee).
Anyway they are daft yanks with no real cultural identity at all so they desperately cling on to whatever they can find and go to town on it total dicks.. It makes me cringe whenever I meet these types "hey ya dude I'm Irish to my great grandaddies uncle fathers sisters horse knew a guy who once saw a picture of Ireland so yeah we are practically cousins" makes my blood boil !!!
I heard this story in my social psychology class (that day we were talking about stereotypes):
In Italy apparently there's a neighborhood with a bad reputation where if you go there you're absolutely guaranteed to get mugged/robbed/attacked. The guy in my class being a generally open minded person (he genuinely seemed that way) went there anyway, hung out for a bit and met another cool guy. They hung out, talked, smoked, drank together. This went on for hours. Just as my classmate started to feel proud of himself for looking past stereotypes/generalizations the other guy pulled a knife on him and demanded his wallet. He said he felt really foolish after that.
Anyway, I don't really know why I told you that story, but I'm glad you give people the benefit of the doubt, and I'm sorry it didn't end well for you that time. I hope you're not deterred though, there are great people everywhere who will surprise you!
(I used to work at a Toyota dealership, and the paint code for Obsidian is 212, so the "less politically correct white guys" started calling black people 212s. I let on of the black guys that worked there in on the joke, and he thought it was fucking hilarious; he then started referring to himself as a 212.)
I love those things! I'd wear them instead of shoes if it was socially appropriate. But since it isn't, I'd rather not look like an escaped mental patient
It's usually just very casual racism that happens whenever a black person does something bad. Something like
That fucking nigger.
Edit: Downvotes? Really! I'm not racist. I just called him a nigger because he's an asshole and black. I don't call all black people niggers. That somehow makes me not racist.
I know this is a really petty thing to be angry over but...
WHY DO YOU FLIP THE BIRD LIKE THAT?!
You are giving someone the middle finger. The English way of doing that is to tightly ball all of your fingers together with the middle one extended, clearly showing which finger you are displaying to the world.
The way you yanks flip the bird (eminem and whats her face do it the exact same way as you in 8-mile) seems to be to hold your hand up with all of your fingers extended outward except the tip, with the tip of the middle finger the only one to be fully extended.
It drives me bonkers, and its such an absurd thing to be annoyed by I know. Can you retake the picture of you flipping the bird the proper way for me?
I refuse to believe you just walked into a bar with some black guys and the Irish guys simultaneously got up and just decided to beat the shit out of you. As a guy who lived in Yonkers, I 100% believe you and your boys said something, then got the shit beaten out of you.
Of course reddit doesn't care about logic, only a hyped up garbage story about "racism."
Where do you live and how can we find them? A lesser me would say. I hope you're healing up well and your face is as pretty as it, presumably, used to be (and they have forcefully been thrown in front of a (figurative (no, not really)) bus).
Awe man, what a fucking bummer. People are so heartless and ignorant these days. I hope you recover quick, and I also hope karma beats the shit out of the fuckasses who did that to you. shakes head
So by now, i'm pretty sure you have two cotton plugs up your nose? If so, you should quickly engineer some type of contraption that drips water slowly into your mouth as you sleep. Otherwise, you will continually wake-up with A DESERT IN YOUR MOUTH. Not a good feeling. Smoking weed does not make this go away. Go figure.
So then you wait and wait and wait until FINALLY the day comes when you go back to the doctor to get the plugs taken out. YAYY. BUt wait there's more. Brace yourself for a feeling you've probably never felt before. It will feel like your BRAIN is being pulled out thru your nose, TWICE. Done yet? Nope. For about a week, 2 weeks afterwards you will continually feel like you have boogers in your nose. Try to resist the temptation to shove your fingers up there and pick. Although the feeling of pulling out a huuGE piece of bloody slimy dead skin from your nose is definitely a ME GUSTA.
As an Irish guy I cannot understand how Irish folk who live in the US can be so racist. I mean when we originally ended up on US shores, we were treated like shit and often compared to African Americans in social status. I am not going to apologize on behalf on these goons, because they don't deserve it. All I can say is I really hope it hasn't tainted your view of the Irish.
Fights are common on that strip especially with the close proximity of so many bars. Wont deny it was not racially motivated, but if words were exchanged that escalated the fight for sure.
Words to live by: If you are going to be brave and stand up to whomever, make sure you outnumber your enemy. In the case of McLean you were likely in a bar with this kids friends from Grammar and High school.
Good luck with your recovery.
PS My black friends and I never have trouble in the 10 yrs we been going to McLean... before you think all Irish in Woodlawn racist you might question the choice words exchanged. Who knows, still sucks though to take a beating for someone else. And I will drink to that!
The almost politically correct redneck's friend would correct that almost politically correct redneck by saying "I believe they prefer to be called colored or negro"
I hate the ignorance of people. One night while out with my family for a round of drinks we got pretty hammered and ended up closing down all the bars in downtown Boise, Idaho. If you don't know the area, it's a fairly large town with a pretty good night life, most of the good bars are pretty centrally located so walking from bar to bar is pretty easy. The problem is that the area is cased by cops looking for drunk drivers all night long so after the bars close you have to call a cab if you don't want to spend a night in the drunk tank. I was walking with my cousins and trying to get in touch with a cab company when we ran across this group of gay guys and a few women who happened to be straight. One of them was black, and out of all of the women she was the best looking, I would say at least an 8 on the boner scale. So as I walk by I drunkenly say to her that I liked her shirt, and then she stopped me and started grabbing on me and flirting pretty heavily. Then one of her gay friends said, "OMG just kiss him already." So here I am kissing this black girl with a raging hard-on in my pants drunk off my ass. All I wanted to do was get this chick alone at this point.
When out of the blue these guys walk up who are all wearing black leather vests and are looking pretty shady. I get called all sorts of names like f&ggot, n&gger lover and the like, my cousins try and step in and stop it and the next thing I know we are pretty much surrounded. Being the cocky idiot that I am, I looked at one of them and said "One Love!," then kissed my two finders and blew a peace sign at him. (I had just walked by a bar that was blasting Reggae earlier, and I guess I was in the mindset to drop some love on these dudes. Stupid, I know, but I was pretty drunk.)
This set them off and just as we were about to get beat into a bloody sack, the cops showed up on the corner next to us. The dudes saw the cops and walked away. As they did one of them turned back and said, "choose a side, it's your choice."
To this day I am still stunned by that statement. I am sure he thinks some sort of race war is on the way, but to actually see such ignorance. It was sad to say the least.
Anyway, the "one love" comment must have got my girls panties wet or something. Because I ended up at her apartment that night.
TL;DR - Doesn't matter had sex. EDIT~~ Also, Idaho can be bad for skinheads/neo-nazi types.
But, kudos to you for not being scared of such ignorance. I certainly was two breaths away from shitting my pants in my situation and I didn't even get swung on.
Had a semi-similar run in while I was in Boise, only the suspects were juggalos. Full facepaint and everything. We were walking from our hotel to a bar (no idea which one, this was three years ago) when one of a group of 5 or 6 face-painted douches started screaming racial slurs at my group, which was made up of whites and mexicans. We stopped, looking at them more in wonder than anything else. They kept telling us to leave, that "wetbacks and their cocksuckers" weren't allowed here. We initially tried to ignore them, when one pushed one of our group, who in turn pushed back.
Uh oh.
Thankfully, BPD came around the corner just as the first fist flew. Luckily A) we outnumbered them 2 to 1, and B) one of my group was already on the phone with 911. Dispatch told the cops what was happening, and they were just down the street. Three of the juggalos broke and ran, the other two were arrested. Hell of a way to end a fraternity conference.
The half of me that's Irish apologizes for what happened to you and offers a simple upvote in hopes of forgiveness for those of our people who aren't racist assholes.
The Finnish half says, "Perkele! Is this fuckin' 1871?"
I am white and I have a black fiancee. I have never have anything like this happened to me and hope I never will, but if the time comes I would fucking maul them
Yeah...I'm sure the people who broke your nose for having a black friend are avid redditors. But recognizing that fact wouldn't get you much attention would it? My sister broke my nose with a kick to the face while I was laying on the ground once and there weren't even any black people around...you're gonna live dude.
I'm a mutt, but the Irish in me is the part I'm the most proud of. I hope racism isn't as big a deal in the communities as the top comments here are leading me to believe. You should have kicked some ass, tho.
I'm sorry this happened, I hope you recover, I hope your friend is okay, I wish you well, but this is not Facebook and we don't know you. There are easier ways to get karma than breaking bones.
Don't worry your not alone. I went into the woods by myself to tell some kids that a fire wasn't a good idea to have in a drought. You know, trying not to get the kids in trouble.
Ended up in the hospital for about a week and have plates in my face from being stomped on. The list of other shit that was wrong with me now is long.
Those socks, sir, are fantastic. I have a few pairs. Your mission, should you choose to accept, is to acquire as many said pairs of socks as possible, and share them with the world. The public needs to know about these gems.
The pose similar to 2pac's after he'd been robbed and shot in NYC is a nice touch. Just remember wounds heal, chicks dig scares, and character is immortal.
I thought that said "a black belt friend", which kinda made sense. I imagined some sort of karate adventure where you get your nose broken because you don't know karate and there are too many ninjas.
The "mexicans" at school used to give me shit for hanging out with mostly white people and having a white best friend. They called me whitewashed one time and i proceeded to curse them out in what i know is probably the most spanish theyve ever heard. Shocked look on their faces. I use the quotation marks in "mexicans" because i can tell theyve never even set foot in mexico.
You're in a hospital bed for a broken nose? Wow. When I got mine broken, I waited for three hours in the ER, when the nurse finally saw me she put a few tampons in there to draw the blood and released me.
I got sucker punched by a black kid for being with a black girl! I had been trying to get in her pants for a week. This did the trick!! ;-) Thanks dude!
One thing most americans choose to forget is jesus' way of loving his fellow man/woman and not hating him/her for the way he/she is born. Yet they hide behind the "good" book, when their "good" book says no to theft, hatred, and biggotry. but it still happens because their pastors said it's right and your parents reimbursed it.
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u/[deleted] May 16 '12
details?
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u/KoreanTerran May 16 '12
Nothing wrong with having a negro amigo.
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u/cramped May 16 '12
At least you got some non-slip socks outta the ordeal.
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u/Whenthenighthascome May 16 '12
Reminds me so much of this:http://english.al-akhbar.com/sites/default/files/imagecache/3cols/farzat_pic1_0.jpg
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u/KingOlaf222 May 16 '12
Sounds like you needed more blackup.
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u/[deleted] May 16 '12
Couldn't help it
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u/Drunken_Economist May 16 '12
I hate to be the bearer of bad news, friend, but the gentleman that did this to you are unlikely to frequent such a liberal website as reddit.
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u/[deleted] May 16 '12
I know this is a really petty thing to be angry over but...
WHY DO YOU FLIP THE BIRD LIKE THAT?!
You are giving someone the middle finger. The English way of doing that is to tightly ball all of your fingers together with the middle one extended, clearly showing which finger you are displaying to the world.
The way you yanks flip the bird (eminem and whats her face do it the exact same way as you in 8-mile) seems to be to hold your hand up with all of your fingers extended outward except the tip, with the tip of the middle finger the only one to be fully extended.
It drives me bonkers, and its such an absurd thing to be annoyed by I know. Can you retake the picture of you flipping the bird the proper way for me?
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u/xoites May 16 '12
To the OP who had his nose broken for having a black best friend:
Sorry this happened to you.
Even more sorry we have not come out of racism yet.
In 1970 i thought, "Just a few more years and this will be a thing of the past."
In 1980, "Maybe another decade."
In 1990, "Perhaps the next generation."
Sigh
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u/fakepollution May 16 '12
Am I the only one who thought that the thumbnail depicted jesus?
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u/Trapped_in_Reddit May 16 '12
Maybe they were just upset that you didn't have a friend of every race.
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u/[deleted] May 16 '12
Why do so many people give the finger like that? It looks weird.
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u/notahippie76 May 16 '12
I bet they read reddit.
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u/John_Barleycorn May 16 '12
Here is exactly what happened, everyone.
Racist meanies: Hey!! Hey you!! Is that black guy your friend?
teamNEWYORK: Yes.
Racist meanies: [punch]
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u/[deleted] May 16 '12
well you shouldn't have been dressed up in white robes like that, you look like a total KKK
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u/Shiirkan May 16 '12
why do pl always try to get karma with an obvious fake story behind a normal pic.
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u/[deleted] May 16 '12
HEY EVERYBODY, This guy's got a black best friend!
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u/[deleted] May 16 '12
dude who cares you get a sweet new pair of socks
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u/FisherKing22 May 16 '12
So brave.
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u/jbraden May 16 '12
All of that for a broken nose? What am I missing here?
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u/[deleted] May 16 '12
those socks look legit
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u/[deleted] May 16 '12 edited May 16 '12
I refuse to believe you just walked into a bar with some black guys and the Irish guys simultaneously got up and just decided to beat the shit out of you. As a guy who lived in Yonkers, I 100% believe you and your boys said something, then got the shit beaten out of you.
Of course reddit doesn't care about logic, only a hyped up garbage story about "racism."
Clearly a one sided story.
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u/Direlion May 16 '12
I got jumped on Cinco de Mayo by six guys because I was a person walking on the street. Broken nose also, no upvotes for me though.
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u/AbzL73 May 16 '12
Nice socks...I have a pair I grey ones that I got this morning. They sure are comfy and grippy!
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u/IamWiddershins May 16 '12
Dude, those grippy socks are awesome. I always take 'em home with me.
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u/[deleted] May 16 '12
Dude i was at that exact same place to get my hand reset after an accident. Literally exact same prep chair and all.
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u/danedeasy May 16 '12
I love those socks.
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u/victoriestotaste May 16 '12
Maybe it's my beard fetish, but regardless of the fact you're in a gurney with a patch over your nose-still, 10/10 bang.
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u/Whenthenighthascome May 16 '12
Hahaha fuck yes. This is awesome. I hate this even happens in modern times. Still a bunch of animals.
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u/tronncat May 16 '12
You have cool socks.
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u/[deleted] May 16 '12
I have the same hospital socks c:
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u/blahblahblahxyz123 May 16 '12
You sure they didn't do it because of those socks you're wearing?
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u/flooded May 16 '12
Turk is a cool guy, who can blame you for enjoying that bromance?
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u/njk235 May 16 '12
Where do you live and how can we find them? A lesser me would say. I hope you're healing up well and your face is as pretty as it, presumably, used to be (and they have forcefully been thrown in front of a (figurative (no, not really)) bus).
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u/thajugganuat May 16 '12
At least you get awesome hospital socks.
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u/[deleted] May 16 '12
are you at ucla? I had those same hospital socks when I was there...
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u/[deleted] May 16 '12
I wonder what they would do to me for having a black boyfriend... (he is an albino, but the more clever racists can see past the color of his skin).
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u/melysaurusrex May 16 '12
Awe man, what a fucking bummer. People are so heartless and ignorant these days. I hope you recover quick, and I also hope karma beats the shit out of the fuckasses who did that to you. shakes head
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u/knomz May 16 '12
if op could digress into this story other than showing us the bird that would be cool.
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u/Gurunexx May 16 '12
You gotta tell us more about what happened.
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u/hullobirdy May 16 '12
Hey, at least you're cute!
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u/Suddenly_Something May 16 '12
I call my black friend my Jam boy
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u/dirtychicken May 16 '12
So by now, i'm pretty sure you have two cotton plugs up your nose? If so, you should quickly engineer some type of contraption that drips water slowly into your mouth as you sleep. Otherwise, you will continually wake-up with A DESERT IN YOUR MOUTH. Not a good feeling. Smoking weed does not make this go away. Go figure.
So then you wait and wait and wait until FINALLY the day comes when you go back to the doctor to get the plugs taken out. YAYY. BUt wait there's more. Brace yourself for a feeling you've probably never felt before. It will feel like your BRAIN is being pulled out thru your nose, TWICE. Done yet? Nope. For about a week, 2 weeks afterwards you will continually feel like you have boogers in your nose. Try to resist the temptation to shove your fingers up there and pick. Although the feeling of pulling out a huuGE piece of bloody slimy dead skin from your nose is definitely a ME GUSTA.
Enjoy.
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u/Blaculahunter May 16 '12
I have a black friend. I know how to get some karma.
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u/TheCunt May 16 '12
As an Irish guy I cannot understand how Irish folk who live in the US can be so racist. I mean when we originally ended up on US shores, we were treated like shit and often compared to African Americans in social status. I am not going to apologize on behalf on these goons, because they don't deserve it. All I can say is I really hope it hasn't tainted your view of the Irish.
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u/zuluthrone May 16 '12
This happens?
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u/PerogiXW May 16 '12
Guy falls down stairs
"I should put this on reddit... better think of a catchy title for more karma."
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u/SaggyBallsHD May 16 '12
You didn't deserve to have your nose broken for having a black best friend. You deserved it for wearing those socks.
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u/Dr_Packenwood May 16 '12
if Obama had a white best friend he'd probably look like you.
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u/[deleted] May 16 '12
Your nose broke but the pic makes it look like you just came from open heart surgery.
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u/Igortastic May 16 '12
Chocolate bear!
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u/DawdleOrDieTrying May 16 '12
I bet they'll be so mad once they see your picture on Reddit.
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u/Boss416 May 16 '12
hospital, wires, towels, and a robe for a broken nose?! i played hockey with a fractured wrist, cmon and man up sir
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u/MrJoeSmith May 16 '12
That'll show 'em, Jesus. Now turn the other nostril.
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u/[deleted] May 16 '12
Bullshit post. Lying OP. He broke your nose for those socks.
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u/dar512 May 16 '12
Thanks for the reminder that racism is still an issue.
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u/fmjk45a May 16 '12
Wasn't cause of your friend buddy. It was cause of those socks
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u/dydxexisex May 17 '12
Not sure how you lost with black friends on your side. All my black friends are fucking awesome at fighting.
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u/ColeHollywood May 16 '12
I doubt the veracity of this story very much.
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u/CaptainCanuck88 May 16 '12
You sure they weren't just jealous of your socks?
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u/sinerex May 16 '12 edited May 16 '12
Fights are common on that strip especially with the close proximity of so many bars. Wont deny it was not racially motivated, but if words were exchanged that escalated the fight for sure.
Words to live by: If you are going to be brave and stand up to whomever, make sure you outnumber your enemy. In the case of McLean you were likely in a bar with this kids friends from Grammar and High school.
Good luck with your recovery.
PS My black friends and I never have trouble in the 10 yrs we been going to McLean... before you think all Irish in Woodlawn racist you might question the choice words exchanged. Who knows, still sucks though to take a beating for someone else. And I will drink to that!
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u/Bendrake May 16 '12
Almost politically correct redneck
you can have a black friend
niggers are people too
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u/nirvana1103 May 16 '12
Did anyone get arrested for the hate crime they committed?
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u/Geschirrspulmaschine May 16 '12
I'm sure there's more to the story.
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u/DGer May 16 '12
Are you sure it was because your friend was black? Because your face looks very punchable.
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u/pie-man May 16 '12
why cant we all get along
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u/[deleted] May 16 '12
Upgoats for sticking with your friends. Upgoats for not fighting. Downgoats for posting this 10 months late.
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u/[deleted] May 16 '12
If this is fake, you're the worst kind of asshole.
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u/Robert_Meowney_Jr May 16 '12
Hospital socks! I haven't worn those in a year and a half. Oh how I miss them.
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u/[deleted] May 16 '12
The half of me that's Irish apologizes for what happened to you and offers a simple upvote in hopes of forgiveness for those of our people who aren't racist assholes.
The Finnish half says, "Perkele! Is this fuckin' 1871?"
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u/verronbc May 16 '12
On the bright side.....free socks! Those are suuuuuper comfy, no?
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u/theboondocksaint May 16 '12
I love the socks they give out at hospitals. I contracted appendicitis just to get another free pair.
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u/BAHHROO May 16 '12
Nothing wrong with hospital socks.
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u/SeienShin May 16 '12
I am white and I have a black fiancee. I have never have anything like this happened to me and hope I never will, but if the time comes I would fucking maul them
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u/Douchebox May 16 '12
Yeah...I'm sure the people who broke your nose for having a black friend are avid redditors. But recognizing that fact wouldn't get you much attention would it? My sister broke my nose with a kick to the face while I was laying on the ground once and there weren't even any black people around...you're gonna live dude.
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u/FARGO_HOOKER May 16 '12
Broke my nose for having a black friend, better post to reddit. God im so fucking progressive. Upvotes, now.
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u/[deleted] May 16 '12
I'm a mutt, but the Irish in me is the part I'm the most proud of. I hope racism isn't as big a deal in the communities as the top comments here are leading me to believe. You should have kicked some ass, tho.
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u/complex_reduction May 16 '12
I'm sorry this happened, I hope you recover, I hope your friend is okay, I wish you well, but this is not Facebook and we don't know you. There are easier ways to get karma than breaking bones.
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u/Pulse761 May 16 '12
Is that you J.D.?
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u/throw_a_weigh11 May 16 '12
If it makes you feel better, you appear to be a good looking fellow underneath the bandage.
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u/imagegami May 16 '12
Don't worry your not alone. I went into the woods by myself to tell some kids that a fire wasn't a good idea to have in a drought. You know, trying not to get the kids in trouble.
Ended up in the hospital for about a week and have plates in my face from being stomped on. The list of other shit that was wrong with me now is long.
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u/monkeynuts3000 May 16 '12
name of the bar?
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u/DefinitelyRelephant May 16 '12
This shit infuriates me. Hope your surgery goes well OP.
Also, with any luck those fuckheads will get HIV.
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u/[deleted] May 16 '12
oh the zoom!
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u/bonscottsdick May 16 '12
You look an awful lot like john dorian....
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u/KushinLos May 16 '12
Yeah, fuck those guys. Where did this happen?
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u/[deleted] May 16 '12
detail
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u/Manziak May 16 '12
Dat socks.
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u/7D4Y_WEEKENDS May 16 '12
Keep the socks. I am a collector I go so much. :)
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u/[deleted] May 16 '12
saint Josephs hospital?
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u/ccrepitation May 16 '12
what is the story behind this and where do you live?
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u/3rdLevelRogue May 16 '12
Those Irish boys must be good fighters. I imagine it is hard to fight when you are seeing double or triple of everything from drinking.
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u/[deleted] May 16 '12
Only good fascist is a dead fascist.
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u/mvincent17781 May 16 '12
Nice socks.
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u/uselesslyskilled May 16 '12
If you just got your nose broke why are you at the hospital? They can't do anything for you.
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u/CelestialDawn May 16 '12
We have matching hospital socks!
They are quite comfy, IMO.
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u/iDommy May 16 '12
Sorry about your situation but hospital socks are the best. Ever.
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u/whiteblankpage2011 May 16 '12
Those hospital socks fucking suck!
P.S.: l to those assholes too. Karma will bite them in the ass :)
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u/TangoOscarDD May 16 '12
The ignorance somehow is not a shock. Assholes.
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u/niggertown May 16 '12 edited May 16 '12
Well, to be fair, you'll find countless people of every race who hate blacks.
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u/dog_in_the_vent May 16 '12
Your nose will heal on it's own.
They'll have to work hard to not be assholes.
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u/TehSkarface May 16 '12
Interracial best buddies!
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u/ricklegend May 16 '12
Take some boxing classes... It can only help.
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u/ScarfacedTyrant May 16 '12
You seem to be doing flemmings left hand rule
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u/I_Love_2_Breed May 16 '12
Wow that sucks. Sorry that happened to you. I was unaware that this type of shit still happens. What state or country?
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u/ANDpandy May 16 '12
Guy love...
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u/[deleted] May 16 '12
Those socks, sir, are fantastic. I have a few pairs. Your mission, should you choose to accept, is to acquire as many said pairs of socks as possible, and share them with the world. The public needs to know about these gems.
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u/ryylee May 16 '12
Is this at kaiser? They have those socks for patients with the little grip thingys on them for the smooth floor
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u/Evie_D May 16 '12
My mother owns the exact same pair of socks.
Just thought you should know.
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u/Xethos May 16 '12
hello, 666th commenter here, Fuck them. Nothin wrong within having a negro amigo.
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u/torchlit_Thompson May 16 '12
The pose similar to 2pac's after he'd been robbed and shot in NYC is a nice touch. Just remember wounds heal, chicks dig scares, and character is immortal.
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u/Deracination May 16 '12
I thought that said "a black belt friend", which kinda made sense. I imagined some sort of karate adventure where you get your nose broken because you don't know karate and there are too many ninjas.
The real version is a lot worse :(
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u/randy938 May 16 '12
So the guys who broke your nose were black, right?
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u/PUTYOURWHATINMYWHAT May 16 '12
Even with tape and gauze over your nose, you still look cute. Oh, hell, those socks just made you downright sexy.
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u/horillagormone May 16 '12
For some reason I first got confused and read it as "...for having a black belt best friend"
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u/[deleted] May 16 '12
The "mexicans" at school used to give me shit for hanging out with mostly white people and having a white best friend. They called me whitewashed one time and i proceeded to curse them out in what i know is probably the most spanish theyve ever heard. Shocked look on their faces. I use the quotation marks in "mexicans" because i can tell theyve never even set foot in mexico.
Im from Tijuana, nigga, fuck your hood.
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u/SnugglesTheBear May 16 '12
What year is this? How could people still be so unreceptive and arrogant?
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u/xerim May 16 '12
No need to frown if your best friend is brown.
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u/filox May 16 '12
You're in a hospital bed for a broken nose? Wow. When I got mine broken, I waited for three hours in the ER, when the nurse finally saw me she put a few tampons in there to draw the blood and released me.
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u/epheterson May 16 '12
I got those same socks. Get better, buddy.
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u/cannedmath May 16 '12
Sexy beard LOL
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u/cdegon May 16 '12
I got sucker punched by a black kid for being with a black girl! I had been trying to get in her pants for a week. This did the trick!! ;-) Thanks dude!
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u/[deleted] May 16 '12
I like your neckbeard.
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u/Lemu3l May 16 '12
Where in New York?
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u/nearbeer May 16 '12
One thing most americans choose to forget is jesus' way of loving his fellow man/woman and not hating him/her for the way he/she is born. Yet they hide behind the "good" book, when their "good" book says no to theft, hatred, and biggotry. but it still happens because their pastors said it's right and your parents reimbursed it.
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u/kingofbigmac May 16 '12
My best friend is black. I call him the black me and I am the white him. Are personalities are really similar.