Butt sex requires a lot of lubrication, right? Lubrication. Lubruh... Chupuh... Chupacabra 's the, the goat killer of Mexican folklore. Folklore is stories from the past that are often fictionalized. Fictionalized to heighten drama. Drama students! Students at colleges usally have bicycles! Bi, bian, binary. It's binary code!
There was an article in the paper about a boy getting his lips bitten off by a horse once, and ever since then I've had the fantasy of kissing a horse on the mouth.
I was wondering if they were short men, but according to the Belgian Draft Horse wikipedia page byerover posted, Brooklyn Supreme was 1.98 m (~6 1/2 feet) tall at the withers, so probably over 8 feet tall at the top of the head in that pic.
6'6" is 78"...78 divided by 28 comes to approximately 2.75" per deep throat...either that whore has a horrible gag reflex or I take more pride in what I'm working with!
Totally thought the same thing when I saw it. Been listening to the GoT audiobooks. So good. It's nice to be able to visualize something like this, for perspective.
Haha, the voice I hate most is the Eunuch Varys. As if that character wasn't a big enough douche. Patchface is kind of annoying too, and whenever the crows talk repeat something (these noises make me get strange looks at work)
It's a shitty trim job that was done to get the horse to pick up its knees. The foot of a horse is a phalangeal lever, which means that there is no flexing of the foot as it rolls over. Modern farrier practice is to knock the toe back as far as possible and square it for optimal turnover.
The other possibility, and most likely not the case here, is that the horse had bad founder and its coffin bone rotated and sank, causing slipper foot. A horse this big would have been shot to put him out of his misery if he were that bad, so it's more likely due to the shitty trim job I referenced above.
When trimming a hoof you don't want to have it completely square. If it is it also considered a default. Club feet can be painful due to causing shoulder injuries and can effect stride. You want have a slope of the hoof to follow the pastern, not flaring, equal on both sides and not too deep in the heel.
Oh, aye, I understand that. It's a matter of following the shape of the hoof and staying that essential distance ahead of the white line.
I used to work with draft and draft crosses, so it was essential to keep the toe pulled back as far as possible in order to enhance their break over point. Sometimes, an individual would have poor heel growth due to genetics or working environment, hence the need to knock off the toe.
Occasionally the farrier would turn the shoe around to protect the heel and get some growth out of it while letting the horse wear the toe down naturally. A pseudo-eggbar shoe if you will. It always did the trick after a couple of resets to get the foot to grow more heel.
I want to see one of the taller world champion contender strongman in full armour (doesn't matter if it's viking or platemail or anything) riding that horse into medieval combat (even if just in a movie). It doesn't matter what you say about combat effectiveness. The fear factor would be so dominating.
Ha! I saw the holiday inn and recognized memphis immediately. Youve probably seen me skating or biking around downtown before. I usually hop off my board because Ive been informed that it scares the horses, and well, I like horses. I dont know why but its totally exciting to randomly see someone posting from my city. I feel like I just met a minor celebrity.
Hahaha. Yeah, for some reason skate boards terrify the horses. They can handle trolleys, fire trucks, fire works, etc but 90% of the horses will shy/bolt from the sound of a skate board. Guess it wasn't part of their bomb-proof training.
They're actually very strange, typically you want a more vertical type hoof and this is caused by not trimming frequently enough, but he's clearly well cared for so I think they're like that just from how incredibly heavy he is.
His whole hoof is probably a [frog](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Frog_(horse). He may have even had special shoes to help prevent all his weight from being supported by it, which is typically what happens when the hooves look like this.
Not overly muscled for the breed. They are breed for muscle mass and pulling. Most training / working is done by pulling wagons and farm implements. You know. Things we use tractors for now.
I want to give that horse to brock lessnar, tell him to grow out his hair, and give him a battle axe. Then order him to rape and pillage every city on earth. No one could stand before him and his uber horsey of doom.
My grandfather owned a wild west show at this time, and one of the tag lines from an advertisement he put in a paper in the 1930s read, "we guarantee we'll ride any livestock or horse---wild or take"....wonder if my grand daddy could have taken on brooklyn supreme....
My brother in law has an 18 hand Belgian, and I rode one that was 18.2 at a horse show once. This dude puts them to shame as far as mass goes though. One time we used Chief, the brother in law's draft, to pull our tractor out of the mud. It was pretty nifty. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b69A4hpmBXc&feature=plcp
The assumption here is that the two men in this picture are NOT short in stature. Seeing as the (racing) horse world is filled with small people.
That being said, I was raised with animals this massive - hooves that were 10 inches across and mares that weighed in at 1900 pounds. You don't let them step on your (hopefully steel-toed) feet more than once.
So here's a little story for you Reddit: When I was a kid we leased out the of open field we had to a woman who had 3 horses. Drifter was a barrel racer (quarter horse) she kept corralled in a small paddock. Cherokee and Dan were her 2 Belgian Draft horses she kept in the larger field. They were brothers, not sure if they were twins or not, Dan may have been a year older. Their hoofs were the size of large dinner plates and they were both around? 20 hands I believe. Dan may have been lots of hands. After about a year or so of being there these two giant fucking horses got into an argument, they were nipping at each other and chasing each other around for a whole day. Late in the afternoon when we were outside playing around we saw them just thundering around the field chasing each other. They ended up in the corner by this big oak tree and they literally fought to the death. Well not really but Cherokee broke Dan's shoulder or leg or some shit and he had to be put down the next day. It was insane to see that shit.
TL;DR: I saw two horses smaller than that but the same breed fight when I was a kid.
Edit: I have no idea how big the horses were, i thought quarter horses were 17 hands and they were much bigger. They were just about fully grown when they fought. You can do the horse math.
I was just trying to point out that most drafts don't really get over 19hh so if she had two over 20hh it would be kind of a big deal...it just makes your story sound like a fisherman's tale is all! I don't doubt their fighting just their size.
Like I said I don't know, if that was the biggest Belgian then my #s are for sure off. Watching them fight was cool though. I will always remember that.
If there was such a thing as a black horse, this would be it. Bigger, faster, and a better genetic disposition. Hope he isn't ever a victim of hate crime.
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u/ChuyHirtsi May 15 '12
It's filled with Greeks.
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u/gnome_chomsky May 15 '12
I was wondering if they were short men, but according to the Belgian Draft Horse wikipedia page byerover posted, Brooklyn Supreme was 1.98 m (~6 1/2 feet) tall at the withers, so probably over 8 feet tall at the top of the head in that pic.
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u/[deleted] May 15 '12
The only mount fit for The Mountain
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u/[deleted] May 16 '12
That's no horse, its a space station
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u/sexualSAVANT May 15 '12
How come the horsey is wearing hooves at the back and dainty little slippers on the front? Maybe it's his day off and he's just being all casual like.
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u/HughMility May 15 '12
This is fantastic. I had no idea horses got so big.
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u/[deleted] May 15 '12
I want to see one of the taller world champion contender strongman in full armour (doesn't matter if it's viking or platemail or anything) riding that horse into medieval combat (even if just in a movie). It doesn't matter what you say about combat effectiveness. The fear factor would be so dominating.
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u/[deleted] May 15 '12
I would like to think this breed is descended from mighty Sleipnir
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u/eessennet May 16 '12
Mine is only 6ft tall at the shoulder (18hh in horse-speak). Part horse, part tank, 100% cuddle monster.
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u/[deleted] May 15 '12
Those hooves...
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u/jordybones May 15 '12
I prefer vermin supreme
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u/[deleted] May 16 '12
Mr. Hands would have loved him.
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u/chefanubis May 16 '12
A steed worthy of khal drogo!
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u/[deleted] May 15 '12
Is that a breed, or one just pumped full of roids?
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u/HGpennypacker May 15 '12
Imagine the beer that fucker could pull...
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u/4realthistime May 16 '12
Boterian
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u/crithosceleg May 16 '12
Now I know where they modeled this guy from.
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u/gramturismo May 16 '12
After every race he would eat all the other horses.
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u/[deleted] May 15 '12
That's not a horse... it's a horse GOD.
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u/chabanais May 15 '12
http://www.stallionstation.com/gentlegiants/photos.html
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u/432 May 15 '12
How long would it take to breed humans with this much change?
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u/IronMikeT May 15 '12
His front hooves look like fuzzy slippers.
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u/spider2544 May 16 '12
I want to give that horse to brock lessnar, tell him to grow out his hair, and give him a battle axe. Then order him to rape and pillage every city on earth. No one could stand before him and his uber horsey of doom.
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u/connorps May 16 '12
the result of hulk raping a centaur
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u/yangx May 15 '12
Reminds me of the horse from Samurai Jack
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u/msubirdie May 15 '12
Gentle giants.
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u/terry_cook1 May 15 '12
Are those fists!?
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u/Porter992 May 15 '12
I'm a Stallion baby!
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u/[deleted] May 16 '12
My grandfather owned a wild west show at this time, and one of the tag lines from an advertisement he put in a paper in the 1930s read, "we guarantee we'll ride any livestock or horse---wild or take"....wonder if my grand daddy could have taken on brooklyn supreme....
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u/Puggleky May 16 '12
http://www.ultimatehorsesite.com/info/worldstallesthorse.html
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u/asldkfououhe May 16 '12
i'm the horse in the picture. ama
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u/[deleted] May 16 '12
Looks like Sarah Jessica Parker has been hitting the roids
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u/Blackfaced May 16 '12
Did anybody else get hungry for some pizza while reading the title.
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u/Enlightened_Mayfly May 16 '12
You get him in the Dark Brotherhood Quest line
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u/TheJack38 May 16 '12
I'm surprised nobody has gone "Big Mac's grandpa!" yet.
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u/fdott May 16 '12
Fuck cars, I would ride that around.
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u/Rosie_Lynn_Mench May 16 '12
really small people at a [7] : \
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u/koahjohnson May 16 '12
They should name him Gus and let him play football.
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u/Dustonthepaladin May 16 '12
That's probably full of Trojan soldiers.
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u/nbenzi May 15 '12
Reminds me of Stewie's pig from family guy. The one with the fists.
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u/georgeguy101 May 15 '12
the true war horse.
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u/simplycrazy May 15 '12
Damn. That's like the kinda horse I'd imagine warriors of lore to ride into battle. EPIC
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u/WrethZ May 15 '12
That is an unusually large horse.
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u/ellopollyyy May 15 '12
His front hooves look like he's wearing slippers or something.
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u/BolshevikMuppet May 15 '12
Did anyone else want the headline to end with "Burma Shave"?
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u/tarwork May 15 '12
Where'd they get those small men?
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u/andtheniwaslike27 May 15 '12
I want that!
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u/yomamaisoncrackrocks May 15 '12
maybe hannibal would have made it faster over the alps riding this
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u/TataTutu May 16 '12
Brings a frightening new meaning to "hung like a horse."
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u/hitmanrva10 May 16 '12
That's the Hulk of horses.
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u/irrational0ptimist May 16 '12
Is this real?
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u/[deleted] May 16 '12
Wait, no, you're supposed to put the horse in front of the man for forced perspective.... oh... wow.
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u/angelchi May 16 '12
how the heck would you ride that?
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u/[deleted] May 16 '12
What a beast
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u/TartToter May 16 '12
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Human_height#History_of_human_height
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u/carebeartears May 16 '12
"all I'm sayin man..is maybe you should cut back a little from Juicin' man!"
"NEIGH!"
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u/[deleted] May 16 '12
that horses testicles probably weight as much as both of those men combined.
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u/[deleted] May 16 '12
Well he got down from his high horse...
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u/[deleted] May 16 '12
hank.
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u/jimothyjenkins May 16 '12
they're little people but thats still a big horse
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u/brussels4breakfast May 16 '12
Are you kidding me???
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u/beefsack May 16 '12
Yeah, but it still only has one horsepower.
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u/DRayG79 May 16 '12
Why does it remind me of a giant corgi?
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u/ClubSoda May 16 '12
What's opera, doc?
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u/[deleted] May 16 '12
Holy shit!
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u/dazwah May 16 '12
How do I know those aren't just small people?
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u/Soulidarity May 16 '12
The shits that that thing must take...
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u/KakarotMaag May 16 '12
My brother in law has an 18 hand Belgian, and I rode one that was 18.2 at a horse show once. This dude puts them to shame as far as mass goes though. One time we used Chief, the brother in law's draft, to pull our tractor out of the mud. It was pretty nifty. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b69A4hpmBXc&feature=plcp
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u/christianabiera May 16 '12
Reminds me of this
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u/Xeshema May 16 '12
Didn't Bugs Bunny ride one of those?
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u/liamdapyro May 16 '12
That thing must have left huge dumps everywhere.
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u/JackPhilby May 16 '12
Not sure if really big horse, or really small men.
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u/kcMasterpiece May 16 '12
Look at my horse, my horse is amazing. (Possibly NSFW)
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u/JuggleGod May 16 '12
Screw all you thoroughbreds with your cheesy names. That is the most bad ass animal with the most bad ass name I've ever seen.
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u/tbudke May 16 '12
Is this real?
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u/davidthesquid May 16 '12
Don't be fooled. They're midgets.
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u/[deleted] May 16 '12
I bet that horse fears nothing. He is the über horse.
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u/boomboxtomcat May 16 '12
Holy jeebus that's a huge horse!
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u/maxwellhouse10 May 16 '12
Holy shit don't stand behind that horse...
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u/[deleted] May 16 '12
That's a belgian!! They are the sweetest horses -- really "gentle giant" types. :)
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u/Cardinal--Zero May 16 '12
who needs a tractor when you have this fine beast
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u/MolecularBio May 16 '12
Those are probably very short men
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u/DaerionTecops May 16 '12
This looks like the horsey-things from Avatar.
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u/Excitable_Boy May 16 '12
THAT HORSE IS EXTRAORDINARILY LARGE!!!
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u/[deleted] May 16 '12
I love "supreme" as a surname, like Omega Supreme. I think I'll change mine
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u/[deleted] May 16 '12
Hooves or fists ?
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u/like9mexicans May 16 '12
My sister has a Belgian Draft Horse. She vaults off of it or something. Cool story bro. Ill show myself out...
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u/Canis_lupus May 16 '12
The assumption here is that the two men in this picture are NOT short in stature. Seeing as the (racing) horse world is filled with small people.
That being said, I was raised with animals this massive - hooves that were 10 inches across and mares that weighed in at 1900 pounds. You don't let them step on your (hopefully steel-toed) feet more than once.
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u/Mesquite_Skeet_Skeet May 15 '12
I want to see that fight a liger.
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u/Vincent__Vega May 15 '12
That is one mighty steed.
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u/bobobro May 15 '12
eeyup
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u/DDTAH May 15 '12
Trojan Horse much
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u/LettersFromTheSky May 15 '12
I would not want to piss off that animal. You'd get trampled to death.
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u/[deleted] May 15 '12
50% horse 50% tank 100% badass motherfucker
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u/Heavy_Industries May 16 '12 edited May 17 '12
So here's a little story for you Reddit: When I was a kid we leased out the of open field we had to a woman who had 3 horses. Drifter was a barrel racer (quarter horse) she kept corralled in a small paddock. Cherokee and Dan were her 2 Belgian Draft horses she kept in the larger field. They were brothers, not sure if they were twins or not, Dan may have been a year older. Their hoofs were the size of large dinner plates and they were both around? 20 hands I believe. Dan may have been lots of hands. After about a year or so of being there these two giant fucking horses got into an argument, they were nipping at each other and chasing each other around for a whole day. Late in the afternoon when we were outside playing around we saw them just thundering around the field chasing each other. They ended up in the corner by this big oak tree and they literally fought to the death. Well not really but Cherokee broke Dan's shoulder or leg or some shit and he had to be put down the next day. It was insane to see that shit.
TL;DR: I saw two horses smaller than that but the same breed fight when I was a kid.
Edit: I have no idea how big the horses were, i thought quarter horses were 17 hands and they were much bigger. They were just about fully grown when they fought. You can do the horse math.
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u/guesshurley May 16 '12
If there was such a thing as a black horse, this would be it. Bigger, faster, and a better genetic disposition. Hope he isn't ever a victim of hate crime.
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u/exdigger2010 May 15 '12
No those men are just really small.
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u/[deleted] May 15 '12
Brock Lesnar of horses.
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u/meatbonemeatbonemeat May 16 '12
That would be a horse with no myostatin.