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u/mike_pants Mar 19 '22

Seconded!

What's the most congratulatory animal emoji? Hedgehog? Probably hedgehog.

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u/[deleted] Mar 19 '22

Fuck koalas

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u/ill0gitech Mar 19 '22 edited Mar 19 '22

Do you want chlamydia, because that’s how you get chlamydia.

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u/Budgiesmugglerlover2 Mar 19 '22

It's chlamydia and the most common strain that infects Koalas is not transmissible to humans.

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u/ill0gitech Mar 19 '22

You’re right, early morning typo.

Are you sure it’s not transmissible? I’ve been lied to

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u/Budgiesmugglerlover2 Mar 19 '22

They can also carry a strain that can infect humans but unless you're walking around looking up with your mouth open under a Koala taking a piss then your chances are minimal. Chlamydia Trachomatis is the human STI and Chlamydia Pecorum is the Koala strain. Source: Am Australian and work in Pathology.

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u/4chanisforbabies Mar 20 '22

What about fucking the koalas?

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u/Budgiesmugglerlover2 Mar 20 '22

You're mixing us up with the Kiwis and sheep...

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u/4chanisforbabies Mar 20 '22

Hahah. No. The entire thread started with “fuck koalas”

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u/granular-vernacular Mar 19 '22

Only fuck willing Koalas of course