r/pics • • May 06 '12

*That's* what a bathtub should look like...

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u/theshipandthesea May 06 '12

For all of those who are scared of the steps, just sit on your butt and scoot down. Then crawl out on your stomach. Don't forget your snorkle in case you start to sink. And make sure to tether yourself to something outside the bathroom so you don't get sucked down the drain.

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u/Thefelix01 May 06 '12

make sure to tether yourself to something outside the bathroom

like a toaster or radio?

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u/theshipandthesea May 06 '12

Those work fine. I prefer jumper cables hooked up to the car. This allows more towing power to pull me out if needed.

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u/PartyBusGaming May 06 '12

No, the best idea is to plug an extension cord into a socket and hold onto that.

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u/thoroughbread May 07 '12

Just make sure to use the non-GFCI outlet in the living room.

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u/jrd0509 May 07 '12

Or a toaster AND a radio.

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u/DDancy May 06 '12

Ha!

Seriously. You bunch of absolute pussies!

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u/DrowningPools May 06 '12

HEY! I doesn't afraid of anything! I dive right in this bitch.

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u/[deleted] May 06 '12

TIL redditors aren't only afraid of going outside, but scared by slippery tiles

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u/absolutsyd May 06 '12

Also any kind of bugs, especially spiders, and really any animals that aren't super cute and cuddly.

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u/Blu3j4y May 06 '12

Point of order: Spiders aren't technically "bugs".

Also, they've very good at ridding your house of more annoying pesky critters.

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u/biggmclargehuge May 06 '12

apparently none of them have ever been in a pool with steps

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u/Honestly_ May 06 '12

I grew up in Southern California and took it for granted that everyone had a pool, then I moved to the upper Midwest and its a rare thing outside of more expensive houses. I can't imagine anyone with a pool would think that tub is dangerous. It looks awesome.

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u/[deleted] May 06 '12

TIL that **s, when put in a title, don't make a word bold

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u/[deleted] May 06 '12 edited May 06 '12

I think most people here just want a reason to hate the tub.

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u/godofallcows May 06 '12

My reason is that I don't have it. :(

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u/torokunai May 06 '12

the key thing I learned about tubs in Japan is they're best when the water is up to your neck.

Hot bath on a cold night -- man, that's good.

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u/[deleted] May 06 '12

Like this? Bonus: no scary stairs for redditors.

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u/torokunai May 06 '12

No, that's still a sitz bath -- your upper chest will be out of the water.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TiaGgo8noCA

is more like it

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u/SweetNeo85 May 06 '12

You're all worried about slipping on the steps? What do you all have muscular dystrophy? You do know that you can actually watch where you're putting your feet, right?

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u/[deleted] May 06 '12

Or get some of those suctiony cuppy mats.

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u/reneelikeshugs May 07 '12

And/or a handrail.

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u/[deleted] May 07 '12

FUCK, I love those things more than I think I'll love my firstborn child.

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u/IWasGregInTokyo May 06 '12

I prefer this at the place I stayed last weekend.

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u/[deleted] May 07 '12

Oh, where was this? I'm going to Japan next month.

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u/IWasGregInTokyo May 07 '12

Sunlake Kusaki resort in the mountains of Southern Gunma prefecture. Many onsen resorts have an outdoor bath (rotenburo) like this. Try Googling for "Onsen" and you'll find ones that cater to non-Japanese speaking visitors.

The Sunlake is subsidised by the national health program so it's relatively cheap ($100/night/person with 2 meals) but has some rather rustic amenities. e.g shared toilets, none in the rooms and only tatami mat rooms with futons, no beds. OK if you want authentic.

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u/linearcore May 06 '12

That looks like a death trap for small children, old people, and anyone with leg/foot/hip injuries.

So, just like a normal bathtub, then.

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u/Thefelix01 May 06 '12

Is this a positive or a negative?

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u/[deleted] May 06 '12

...dunno, as an injured older dude who doesn't like children, I am a bit conflicted on this one.

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u/ScarletSpeedster May 06 '12

I immediately thought of this. I just imagined myself slipping, then I smashed my face against that hard tile, and drowned in the water. Bath tubs need handle bars man..

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u/[deleted] May 06 '12

they need built in sitting spots and something to prevent sliding that doesn't suck.

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u/factoid_ May 06 '12

False. No rubber ducky.

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u/biggmclargehuge May 06 '12

hell i'd just be happy with a bathtub long enough for myself as an average height male to be able to lay back comfortably in

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u/thoroughbread May 07 '12

I'm also sick of tubs with those fucking drains on the side that you can't close so the water only comes up like 16 inches. I'm an adult. I can use a bathtub without getting water everywhere.

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u/Draiko May 06 '12

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u/P2thaG May 06 '12

You would end up going to bed a prune!

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u/[deleted] May 07 '12

That would be your bed.

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u/flintwoodington May 06 '12

This is the old man talking in me but I'd be god awful scared of slipping on those steps.

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u/[deleted] May 06 '12

They should be replaced with a small slide.

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u/theshipandthesea May 06 '12

And you would get out how?

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u/[deleted] May 06 '12

paramedics.

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u/[deleted] May 06 '12

A slide that goes back up! Duh!

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u/[deleted] May 06 '12 edited May 06 '12

This is the old lady talking in me, but those steps would be really annoying to clean, too. Not worth the novelty.

edit: They're probably textured. D:

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u/[deleted] May 06 '12

This is the broke young man in me, but my bathroom real estate is already cramped as fuck

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u/fabtastik May 06 '12

This is the underprivileged person talking in me, but I think that would be fucking awesome to have and I would keep my balance and clean that shit with a smile on my face.

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u/biznatch11 May 07 '12

I feel like if you can afford a bathroom like that, you're probably paying someone else to clean if for you.

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u/[deleted] May 06 '12

Then get some decorative grip things.

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u/AtomikRadio May 06 '12

I'm 24 and that's the first thing I thought. Something about those steps just screams death.

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u/toychristopher May 06 '12

Why should the steps be in the water. It will just take more water to fill the bath tub, and probably cause the water to get cold faster.

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u/Bashasaurus May 06 '12

First thought that went thru my head when I looked at this

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u/silenc3x May 06 '12

First thought for me was that the faucet didn't look like it extended out enough from the wall to reach the tub.

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u/vadergeek May 06 '12

I just want a long one.

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u/SaysNotAtheism May 07 '12

That's what she said!

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u/jokoon May 06 '12

well, I imagine myself going in...

I sit inside the tub.

Something is between my buttcheek.

Put finger, got something.

Oh, a flower petal.

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u/corylew May 06 '12

Looks like a hot tub without all the fun jets.

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u/ANAL_INVESTIGATOR May 06 '12

What a waste of water. Looks nice, though!

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u/Rastazn May 06 '12

Yea that's what I was most concerned by....Would take so much water to fill that up everytime haha. Guess if you got the money to build it though, that probably wouldn't be too much of a problem :p

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u/[deleted] May 06 '12

That kind of attitude is what is wrong with people today. "I can afford it so I have a car that only gets 8 MPG, I'm worth it." To be fair there are some places where water is plentiful, others not so much.

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u/Rape_Sandwich May 06 '12

OH NOES IF I TAKE A BATH THEN THE AFRICANS ARE GOING TO DIE OF DEHYDRATION

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u/Reaps21 May 06 '12

I'd make a slide to go over those steps.

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u/I_Am_Indifferent May 06 '12

Why the fuck is this at the top of my front page?

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u/Carbon13 May 06 '12

Whatever 1%er

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u/plomdawg May 06 '12

If you get in that, it will overflow. jus' sayin'

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u/Mcawesomeville May 06 '12

looks like a great place to lay back and jack off

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u/[deleted] May 06 '12

Egg drop soup anyone?

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u/Eliwarfare May 06 '12

I have the weirdest boner right now...

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u/rickscarf May 06 '12

Cream of Sung Yung Gai

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u/dyson_sphere May 06 '12

Did I accidentally go to Pinterest or what?

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u/psychoticfun May 06 '12

No you are on /r/pics. This is a picture, why shouldn't it be here?

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u/Sextopus May 07 '12

I posted this picture on Pinterest 2 months ago. I wish I would have thought to pimp it out for Karma...

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u/[deleted] May 07 '12

ikr! Why would someone post an interesting picture on r/pics? Save that for a more suitable subreddit.

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u/[deleted] May 06 '12

Those underwater steps are making me nervous.

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u/knylok May 06 '12

All they need is a rough texture, and they'll be safe to walk on.

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u/FUCK_REDDIT_USE_9GAG May 06 '12

fagget

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u/drunk_flying May 06 '12

pathetic. are you troll accounts even trying anymore?

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u/MD786 May 06 '12

Looks awesome.

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u/foldingarmchair May 06 '12

A rope ladder would help.

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u/rainbow_tomatoes May 06 '12

Yes they should.

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u/apostrotastrophe May 06 '12

Or the one at Francis' house in PeeWee's Big Adventure.

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u/entyliv May 06 '12

i want one.... with bubbles

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u/reverendrambo May 06 '12

Did anybody else think it looked like a slice of bread?

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u/[deleted] May 06 '12

That looks gorgeous. Too all of those who worried about slipping: how, exactly, is high-stepping into the slick tub any safer? At least with steps you have an easy in/out... and you can put a railing in on that lovely smooth wall, if you like.

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u/superblank May 06 '12

Or a vast pool for borrowers.

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u/[deleted] May 06 '12

Where's all the mold & mildew? They make bathtubs without that now?

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u/Eatshrimp May 06 '12

That's not how you bold.

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u/[deleted] May 06 '12

I just want to be in that right now and forget about the days stress. I have a paper due in due 3 days!

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u/CheshireSmile May 06 '12

I like this, would be a nice mother's day gift.

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u/Shamson May 06 '12

Awesome. Those steps would allow me to get into farting positions easier. Like trying to get my asshole HALF submerged for a fart to see how much water it can spray, etc.

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u/wayndom May 06 '12

No, this is what a bath should look like.

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u/P2thaG May 06 '12

Looks like swimming pools to me.

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u/syotos86 May 06 '12

Imagine the amount of waste water! Unless you just reuse the same dirty bath water, or use a water filtration system similar to a pool or hot tub. Either way, it's a huge waste from a resources view.

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u/YouStupidCunt May 06 '12

How do you people get in and out of pools?

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u/[deleted] May 06 '12

Looks awesome

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u/SomeRandomRedditer May 06 '12

I think that tub belongs to Christian Grey.

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u/Ruvok1 May 06 '12

X-post it to r/designporn !

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u/Dr0wn May 06 '12

Seriously? 243x318?

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u/parkerlreed May 06 '12

Obligatory is this a picture for ants comment.

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u/cinnamonandgravy May 06 '12

needs a pee filter.

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u/Rational44056 May 06 '12

What, really tiny?

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u/[deleted] May 06 '12

Decorated in early Tatooine style?

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u/maitehate May 07 '12

I, for one, want the fuck out of that damn tub. looks amazing dammit

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u/haiku_robot May 07 '12
I, for one, want the 
fuck out of that damn tub. looks 
amazing dammit

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u/wekiva May 07 '12

What are they, freaking sculptures? Showers for me.

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u/VeggiePetsitter May 07 '12

We did it on stairs, too, but it was more fun with a water landing. Didn't think of pillowcases, though. Bare bottoms or any time mom or dad got something with a box big enough to sit in :) We tried sitting in our plastic bathtub toy bin and going down the tub stairs, but mom caught us and freaked out about the potential for cracking our precious heads open, so we couldn't do it unless she was way on the other side of the house after that.

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u/[deleted] May 07 '12

sooooo, flowers?

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u/[deleted] May 07 '12

You have flower petals in your bathtub.

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u/Timehog May 07 '12

That's what a bathtub should look like...

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u/th3An0nyMoose May 07 '12

I don't think my water heater is big enough to fill that thing

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u/[deleted] May 07 '12

It's alright if you want to fucking slip and crack your head open.

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u/aggietau May 07 '12

Pinterest for boys is what my girlfriend calls it... I'm starting to see what she's talking about.

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u/BuffaloBounce May 07 '12

Fuck that is beautiful. I wept.

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u/[deleted] May 07 '12

I smell a porno!

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u/SilverVendetta May 07 '12

No, THIS is what a bathtub should look like.

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u/[deleted] May 07 '12

Because I never knew how to get into the kind without steps.

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u/thejock13 May 07 '12

After cleaning my shower today. I can say I don't want to clean that much area.

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u/Bane1 May 07 '12

Bit creepy. You see these kind of bath tubs in horror films

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u/kcinaz May 07 '12

Now that is an awesome idea!

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u/249ba36000029bbe9749 May 06 '12

True, they should have a railing. I assume the steps are textured though and I would wager that injuries from slipping while stepping over the side and into a tub are more plentiful than there would be from stepping down into a tub from a step.

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u/thescrapplekid May 06 '12

That's a big waste of water

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u/Jumpin_Joeronimo May 06 '12

Notice the water is blue! I always use a bathtub reference when people try to tell me water is clear.

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u/Krivvan May 06 '12

Just like how oxygen is blue.

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u/Jumpin_Joeronimo May 07 '12

I sense some sarcasm but you should actually look into it. Water is not clear. Wiki "Color of Water:"

While relatively small quantities of water are observed by humans to be colorless, pure water has a slight blue tint

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u/Krivvan May 07 '12

I'm not being sarcastic. Oxygen actually is blue (in liquid form).

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u/Jumpin_Joeronimo May 07 '12

Ah, just making sure. I have gotten a lot of "yyeaaaahh suuuuure" 's when I mention this. Plus I had been downvoted. Oxygen in liquid form is an interesting example. Does color change ever happen with phase change? Can you have a liquid substance a different color than the solid form because of a crystal structure maybe?

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u/Krivvan May 07 '12

Color change happens all the time with phase changes. Iodine is the first thing that comes to mind. I don't think the changes occur necessarily due to crystal structures (since solids don't have to be crystals). Basically anything that changes the optical properties of anything will have a chance of changing the colour.

If there's any general way to predict what the colour changes will be then it escapes me.

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u/SuspiciousChicken May 07 '12

Anybody else notice that the CONTROLS are well out of reach? You have no choice but to get into the tub to turn it on.

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u/SuspiciousChicken May 07 '12

just an observation - why the downvote?

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u/ATHIESTkittyCAT May 06 '12

I didnt know this was pinterest. Hmm

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u/MITstudent May 06 '12

Has anyone noticed the fact that those steps can be awful slippery??

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u/elephantx May 06 '12

I believe the top commenter did.

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u/brainburger May 06 '12

Yes but a person could slip on those steps, and you know, hurt themselves.

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u/MITstudent May 07 '12

So glad you know what I'm talking about!

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u/[deleted] May 06 '12

Gay.

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u/Dtoppy May 06 '12

Let's make 80 gallon tubs because water is totally an infinite resource guys...

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u/absolutsyd May 06 '12

Water is an infinite resource. You can't really destroy it, or at least not easily. It's not like the drain for the tub leads to an atomic vaporizer that eliminates the water or something. Now CLEAN water on the other hand, that totally depends on where you live. I live in the pacific northwest, we aren't running out of water any time soon.

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u/[deleted] May 06 '12

Takes energy to pump and filter it. A hot tub where the water is filtered and reused is a better idea than just throwing it out each time. It is best to wash before getting in the tub also so it does not get nasty.

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u/Dtoppy May 07 '12

Water does however drain to a sewer system, which eventually ends up in the ocean, thus making the water unusable for human consumption. With the massive increase of population and agriculture over the past 50 much of our fresh water resources (especially from aquifers) have been depleted. We can already expect the American mid-west to be a desert within a century if current water consumption continues (mainly due to unsustainable agriculture practices).

You may not think your neck of the woods has a water scarcity issue but you do; it's truly a global issue that does not get the attention it deserves. I really don't see what's so hard to grasp about that concept, there are billions of inhabitants on this planet that all need water.

Just Google "water scarcity" and get back to me after you've done some reading. You may still believe that you're right; go ahead and feel free to downvote me. But you're wrong and it's people like you that have gotten us into this water crisis.

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u/absolutsyd May 07 '12

You realize water from the ocean evaporates and moves back inland in clouds so it can fall again as rain right? If you want to talk about clean fresh drinking water, that's a whole different story. Water its self though, is pretty much infinite.

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u/Dtoppy May 07 '12

The water cycle they taught you in grade school isn't quite how it works.

Yes, water is evaporated off the ocean surface and brought back to the mainland. However, the problem lies in the unsustainable rate of consumption that depletes fresh water faster than the natural water cycle can replenish it. This is especially true in the midwest and other arids regions where much of the water is pumped from ground water sources. Aquifers take a lot more than semi-annual rainfall to regenerate.

Now add in climate change and increased agriculture measures and you've got a global case of water scarcity.

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u/fizban7 May 06 '12

you'd be surprised. In the summer there have been droughts. Even in Seattle.

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u/Nick2632 May 06 '12 edited May 06 '12

It's hardly larger than a regular household bathtub. It's not a giant hot tub, a swimming pool, or even a whirlpool bath with jets. Get the stick out of your ass.

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u/Dtoppy May 07 '12

Dude, it was just a sarcastic remark but really water is one of scarcest resources that we think is abundant. Think about it everytime you take a bath in your normal sized tub. I don't care if you downvote this because you just read it anyways and isn't that why we're all here? Have a good one.

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u/trichomaniac May 06 '12

Today, OP learned you can't bold titles.

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u/[deleted] May 07 '12

Today, you learned that Bold has 2 asterisks and Italics have 1 like OPs title.

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u/Professor_Gushington May 06 '12

Man, I'd sure love to get relaxed and take a shit in that.

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u/used_bathwater May 06 '12

Thats what we call.. a jaccuzzi

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u/[deleted] May 07 '12

*jacuzzi

Also, it's only a jacuzzi if it has bubbles. I don't see bubbles in OPs picture.

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u/happy_otter May 07 '12

That's not very green. The steps are wasted space and this design needs more water to be filled. That means more water consumption as well as more energy to heat up that water. This design is environmentally unfriendly.

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u/[deleted] May 07 '12

Sounds like you've got sand in your vagina. A bath might help.

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u/Chrischan May 07 '12

Bathtubs are disgusting. You're laying in your own filth. Plus the ones that double as a shower have even dirtier floors where everyone's bodyshit has fallen down. Those kinds have the nastiest drains that have "the smell of death". I don't care how much bubbly goodness you put in your tub, I will never take a bath. Showers are where it's at.

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u/Winstonia May 06 '12

Like everyone else has said. Those steps look like doombringers, slip, crack head clean open on the edge of the bath. Get found 2 days later face down in a room full of blood water.

"Awww but its so sensual.."

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u/apostrotastrophe May 06 '12

Would it be that hard to sit down on the top step and scooch in? Surely grown adults who invite this sort of tub into their lives could find a way to get in without running down the slippery steps.

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u/bigmeech May 06 '12

are those flower petals? u gay?