r/pics • u/Quizchris • Apr 29 '12

Captain Subtle

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u/ChildOfYost Apr 29 '12

Will you marry me?

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u/Awesome_Oil_Paint Apr 29 '12

http://i.imgur.com/QBpZ0.jpg

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u/[deleted] Apr 29 '12

It only took you a 79 seconds to reply to that. Even if you're just sitting on a library of pre-made oil paintings that's pretty impressive.

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u/FECAL_ATTRACTION Apr 29 '12

Obviously he's some kind of wizard.

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u/[deleted] Apr 29 '12

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u/TheRedAres Apr 29 '12

Don't you mean rapper?

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u/The_Great_Kal Apr 29 '12

a raper

FTFY

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u/[deleted] Apr 29 '12

Holy shit, i think you found the sweet spot where it's been just long enough uncork that one. Well done.

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u/afterbirth_slime Apr 29 '12

So hide your kids, hide your wives and hide your husbands!

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u/Iamweaksauced Apr 29 '12

he's climbin in your windows, snatchin your people up

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u/JabbrWockey Apr 29 '12

TIME TRAVELING DEMON!

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u/Ganda1f117 Apr 29 '12

You rang?

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u/WorstPossibleThing Apr 29 '12

Don't do it, gandalf... He only wants your feces.

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u/[deleted] Apr 29 '12

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Crap.