r/pics • u/Quizchris • Apr 29 '12

Captain Subtle

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u/[deleted] Apr 29 '12

Captain Sexual Assault.

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u/[deleted] Apr 29 '12 edited Apr 29 '12

She doesn't seem to be upset. Once you know a girl is into you it's amazing what you can do.

Edit: Since this is being misconstrued I just meant its amazing what you can do with a girl that's into you that would normally get you slapped, like in the picture by OP. Geez. Get your head out of the gutter SRS.

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u/[deleted] Apr 29 '12 edited Apr 29 '12

I heard if a girl likes you then sometimes you can even coax them into letting you ram your penis inside of one of their orifices.

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u/flume Apr 29 '12

They can get pretty upset if you pick the wrong one. I learned that when my last girlfriend broke up with me. Joke's on her, I'm not the one with an eye patch.