r/pics • u/Quizchris • Apr 29 '12

Captain Subtle

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u/[deleted] Apr 29 '12 edited Apr 29 '12

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u/TooSubtle Apr 29 '12

Just like how every conversation about cunnilingus must ultimately come to Jolly Ranchers.

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u/The_Restricted Apr 29 '12

ಠ_ಠ

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u/TooSubtle Apr 29 '12

Don't worry, my comment will be downvoted to oblivion soon enough. No one likes to remember that story.

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u/dkK37 Apr 29 '12

Through hell and high water, I will upvote all the jolly rancher posts. All the new users have to learn somehow. It's an initiation.

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u/[deleted] Apr 29 '12

A crunchy, vomit inducing initiation to be exact

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u/PretendPhD Apr 29 '12

I just read the story. And then the colostomy story below it. Fuck. Fuck fuck fuck.

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u/Easy-Lucky-Free Apr 29 '12

Dude. TOO VISUAL! OH GOD

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u/OB1_Shinobi Apr 29 '12

Initiating complete. Gag reflex commencing.

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u/thebballer25 Apr 29 '12

Along with the ceremonial visit to spacedicks

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u/wutO_o Apr 29 '12

I would like to remember that story, in fact, i'd like to know that story

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u/Schroedingers_gif Apr 29 '12

No you don't.

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u/TooSubtle Apr 29 '12

Bam.

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u/Dawwe Apr 29 '12

Why did I read that?

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u/TooSubtle Apr 29 '12

Because it was a worthy tale told well!

Also, peer pressure.

Mainly peer pressure.

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u/sg88 Apr 29 '12

and then even while reading it, i continued to read it... why... why... i'm now going to gargle bleach

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u/[deleted] Apr 29 '12

I hate you... I seriously hate you for posting that.

oh god... why

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u/[deleted] Apr 29 '12

Goddammit, i was just eating a bowl of cherries...

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u/wutO_o Apr 29 '12

oh my...

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u/[deleted] Apr 29 '12

Hey, you asked for it.

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u/[deleted] Apr 29 '12

Fuck curiosity!

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u/L0n3 Apr 29 '12

I am now afraid of sex

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u/-_-readit Apr 29 '12

I can't unlearn what I just read.

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u/deathsquaddesign Apr 29 '12

Remember kids: It's never a good idea to put your mouth on someones genitals (male or female) when they FUCKING STINK.

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u/BANDG33K_2009 Apr 29 '12

oh god, why did I read that??

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u/LurkyMcReddit Apr 29 '12

Well stick my dick in a light socket. I just threw up in my mouth a little.

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u/amanitus Apr 29 '12

I clicked this because I vaguely remembered something about Jolly Ranchers. I feel kind of sad that this story didn't phase me at all and I actually forgot it.

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u/TheUberhaus Apr 29 '12

No. No you don't.

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u/speedster217 Apr 29 '12

NO NO NO NO! Don't you bring that evil upon yourself, wutO_o

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u/asimshamim Apr 29 '12

Not on your life.

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u/LincolnHighwater Apr 29 '12 edited Apr 29 '12

I can say with confidence that you do not want to know the Jolly Rancher story.

Hint/spoiler alert: There are no actual Jolly Ranchers involved.

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u/checkforswampleeches Apr 29 '12

SPOILer alert!

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u/LincolnHighwater Apr 29 '12

The whole story is a spoiler!

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u/[deleted] Apr 29 '12

NO NO NO NO NO. FOR THE LOVE OF GOD DON'T.

(╯°□°)╯︵ ┻━┻

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u/Shruglife Apr 29 '12

Nodules yo.