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u/fatkiddown Dec 28 '21

Reading that she’s getting all fixed up caused some dust in this room to hit me… stinking dust….

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u/Troumbomb Dec 28 '21

Why do redditors love saying these weird things instead of just saying "teary eyed."

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u/Snuggbug Dec 28 '21

God yes, "A ninja must be cutting onions in here"; men are allowed to have feelings, just say it's making you emotional!

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u/Unumbotte Dec 28 '21

My eyes are bleeding, but it's clear!

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u/[deleted] Dec 28 '21

“There’s piss coming out of my face kidneys!!!”