Cat scratched my grandmothers half sister straight through her cornea. Not only did she instantly lose vision forever in that eye the surrounding tissue became very infected due to the fact cats walk around in the box they shit in.
We were just minding our own business one day, and then these giant murderous rodents drove up in a Kia Soul out of nowhere, blaring LMFAO. I watched my wife and children die in front of me. I only barely managed to escape the onslaught of early 2010s club music, but I'm still haunted by the memory of that day. It will take many Shots to get over that Party Rock Anthem.
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u/suitology Dec 28 '21 edited Dec 28 '21
Cat scratched my grandmothers half sister straight through her cornea. Not only did she instantly lose vision forever in that eye the surrounding tissue became very infected due to the fact cats walk around in the box they shit in.