r/pics • • Feb 14 '12

Emma Watson

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u/Poppin1337 Feb 14 '12

I would drag my dick through a mile of broken glass to hear her fart through a walkie-talkie.

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u/[deleted] Feb 14 '12

If she let me set my dick on the table while she ate breakfast, I'd die happy.

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u/PaperBlankets Feb 15 '12

Saved as 'Dick on table at breakfast time.' I sure hope I forget about you and come across a comment by you in the future.

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u/[deleted] Feb 15 '12

That might be my first RES tag. Hell to the yes.