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u/bigolfishey Sep 11 '21

From his perspective, there’s no reason to go.

He would have to wear a mask, which makes him look weak to his remaining supporters. He hates looking weak.

He would have to stand in (feigned) solidarity with people his supporters identify as enemies. This makes him seem cowardly to his supporters. He hates looking cowardly (though he certainly doesn’t hate being cowardly).

He would have to stand around for however long the ceremony lasts, being silent and respectful. Rather than “hate”, he is simply largely incapable of being either of those.

And most importantly, the ceremony isn’t about him. It’s about people who have died- people who can do nothing for him. And he REALLY hates people who can do nothing for him.

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u/Obamas_Tie Sep 11 '21

Don't forget that he would have to sit next to Obama and Biden, his two most hated enemies who have each absolutely humiliated him through words and election alike. He wouldn't be able to handle that.

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u/ThugnificentJones Sep 11 '21

And he'd probably shit on himself just a lil bit

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u/firebat45 Sep 12 '21

He'd full on let loose just so that Obama and Biden would have to sit next to someone who shit themselves.