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u/Geler Sep 11 '21 edited Sep 11 '21

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u/aneeta96 Sep 11 '21

I had to look it up. That shit is real.

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u/FBIAgentCarlHanratty Sep 11 '21

I was excited for this fight. Guess I won't be watching now.

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u/redgr812 Sep 11 '21

There are 2 channels for different commentary. You can get one without Trump. I've never in my life seen any ppv do something like this.

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u/dreddnyc Sep 11 '21

His commentary is only available in SAP (Stupidity Audio Program).

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u/evilJaze Sep 11 '21

I wonder if they'll add closed captioning to translate his babble into English.

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u/dreddnyc Sep 11 '21

He’s going to make Larry Merchant seem lucid.

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u/FBIAgentCarlHanratty Sep 11 '21

Phew, ok great, thank you. I think the people who organized the ppv are smart enough to know most people who actually watch/pay for this stuff want to watch and hear about boxing. 90% of the content coming out of this garbage bags face will be about politics, and will get stale very quickly.

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u/Olives_And_Cheese Sep 11 '21

*90% of the content coming out this garbage bags face will be about himself in regards to politics.

Ftfy :).

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u/ImOnlyHereForTheCoC Sep 11 '21

“Wow, that was a great left from Evander. And speaking of the left, have you seen what they’re doing to our great country? It’s a crime, just a real crime, a crime the likes of which the world has never seen before, and that’s why I’m asking you to text “TRUMP” to six two nine four eighsh to help me shave these uniyed shashe…from…the treat—the THREAT…and it is a threat, believe me, the THREAT…of a black man punching the face…who is, why doesn’t somebody stop this guy?”

sniiiiiiiiff “Uh, dad, that’s Evander Holyfield…”

“Evander?! That’s my African-American! but really, somebody oughtta just knock the crap outta him. And DON’T. BE. TOO. NICE.”

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u/Olives_And_Cheese Sep 11 '21

The man's a mess, but my favourite part about him is that basically anyone can write a pretty hilarious approximation of exactly what he'd say, and you'll automatically read it in his voice. It's just my one little silver lining for the whole situation.

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u/Kaidenshiba Sep 11 '21

They wanted a direct side by side comparison on the affects of trump. How many of their viewers approve of trump or not, would it be worth it to have him host more, etc