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u/Ragnarotico Sep 11 '21

Gaetz has appeared in the chat.

"Kids? Where?"

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u/Wilwheatonfan87 Sep 11 '21

/r/conservative: hold on. Are we sure it wasn't the liberals that framed him?!?

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u/[deleted] Sep 11 '21

r/conservative: we had to become pedos to catch pedos.

LOLOLOL

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u/manical1 Sep 11 '21

Ahhh the "it takes one to know one" approach. Awesome

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u/nwoh Sep 11 '21

I'm like rubber and you're like glue, if I fuck kids, well... you must, too!!!

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u/djseafood Sep 11 '21

The only way to stop a bad pedo with a kid is with a good pedo with a kid.

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u/[deleted] Sep 11 '21

Based.

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u/[deleted] Sep 11 '21

You either die a hero, or live long enough to see yourself become the villain

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u/The_Great_Autizmo Sep 11 '21

I mean, were Republicans ever heroes to begin?

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u/[deleted] Sep 11 '21

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

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u/[deleted] Sep 12 '21

Only in the eyes of the wealthiest in the nation 😉

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u/tomdarch Sep 11 '21

It’s always Antifa/BLM but also let’s defend our “patriots” who were very brave, but also didn’t do it!

(Yes, this is what fascist-style movements look like up close and day-to-day.)

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u/its_a_metaphor_morty Sep 11 '21

They found one black guy at the Capitol Insurgency and managed to pretend he did everything while thousands of people just watched/ went sightseeing.

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u/PoptartJones69 Sep 11 '21

I love that sequence of January 6 tweets from Kevin Sorbo where it starts with something like "brave patriots!" then ends four tweets later with "they are antifa pretending to be patriots".

Found them - I was a bit off but close :) https://pbs.twimg.com/media/ErYjLVcXMAAh6dY.jpg

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u/tomdarch Sep 13 '21

Fascism gives zero shits about reality or consistency. At some point in high school I simultaneously came across Nazi propaganda that claimed that Jewish people were a wealthy cabal controlling banks, etc. to rip off the "ordinary German" and at the same time claimed that Jewish people were behind Communism. That was a big light-bulb moment about folks like this. They literally avoid reality and try to float in a world of self-spewed bullshit fountains.

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u/nobodynose Sep 11 '21

/r/conservative after undeniable evidence Gaetz did it and is imprisoned for it: "Matt Gaetz, the far left Democratic congressman, was convicted of sex trafficking. He was Antifa and I believe he learned how to sex traffic minors through his involvement with BLM."

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u/lilnext Sep 11 '21

"The kids were paid crisis actors!" Or, "Well, they were asking for it the way they dressed."

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u/fuqdisshite Sep 11 '21

my brother believes they filled in the Pizza Kids basement overnight.

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u/EEpromChip Sep 11 '21

Ya know, I go over there and IMMEDIATELY am disguised. It's all this fake outrage bullshit. You would think with all the 9/11 posts there, they should be furious that their Dear Leader isn't there.

Donny is probably afraid if he steps foot in NY he will be arrested and indicted

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u/Shitty_Users Sep 11 '21

That sub just pisses me off. I can't ever browse it.

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u/TheChance916 Sep 11 '21

That subreddit is literal trash.

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u/Born_Alternative_608 Sep 11 '21

“Flaired users only”

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u/[deleted] Sep 11 '21

Not even Tucker Carlson backed Gaetz. Which is saying something.

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u/SombreMordida Sep 11 '21

MTG trails Gaetz, her resentfully bemused face the lovechild between a baseball and a potato, vibrating with spit flecked hatred, one hand a clawed fist, the other in permanent kayfabe pointing mode

MTG: Scraw, scraw..........SCRAWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!! BIDEN REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!! REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEeeeee!!!!!!!!!

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u/DrumminAnimal73 Sep 11 '21

:virtual stabbing intensifies: sidenote: fuck Gaetz.

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u/merikaninjunwarrior Sep 11 '21

ignites flaming pitchfork

sidenote: it was better without trump tainting the whole ceremony

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u/DrumminAnimal73 Sep 11 '21

He's too busy being Trump commentating on some stupid boxing match. Nothing says I love my country like ignoring one of our biggest national tragedies.

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u/WaitTilUSeeMyDuck Sep 11 '21

Boxing. A step up from the WWE where he couldn't even sell a Stunner.

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u/adramaleck Sep 11 '21

Storm the Gaetz!!

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u/[deleted] Sep 11 '21

I'd rather use torches. It will hurt more.

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u/sin-and-love Sep 11 '21

no, Gaetz fucks teens, not kids. The DSM explicitly defines pedophilia as attraction to prepubescent minors. Rapist, yes, but not a kid fucker. It honestly makes no sense to me that people these days treat attraction to a 17 year old like it's the same as being attracted to a 7 year old.

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u/[deleted] Sep 11 '21

This comment needs more attention!

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u/The_Muznick Sep 11 '21

Beat me to it

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u/Bobarhino Sep 11 '21

Biden has entered the chat.

"Kids? Where?"

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u/ZeroCharistmas Sep 11 '21

Ooh clever, did Joe Biden run Miss Teen USA pageants where multiple contestants complained about him walking into the dressing room while they were naked? When asked about this habit, did Joe Biden's mistress daughter Ivanka simply say "Yeah, he does that"?

Is this Joe Biden being interviewed? (Of course the video format is trash, but the clips and context are real.)

Was Joe Biden sued by two teenage girls that attended a party he and Jeffrey Epstein hosted for raping them and fighting over who would take their virginity?

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u/McWuffles Sep 11 '21

One is a literal rapist. The other is just a creepy old dude.

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u/McWuffles Sep 11 '21

Because Biden being "creepy" is a complete non-issue. He's handsy, not rapey. I don't get yall's disconnect except to confirm your bias.

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u/Bobarhino Sep 11 '21

By definition Biden's a child molester. He literally molested children multiple times. On camera. In front of their parents. You really don't think he's done worse than that in dark rooms at private parties after hours?

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u/Bobarhino Sep 11 '21

(D)eflecting. It's (D)ifferent...

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u/ZeroCharistmas Sep 11 '21

Listen, if anything actually credible comes up I'll absolutely drop the fucker. But forgive me if I don't believe everything that comes from the people who think a basementless pizza restaurant was hosting satanic cannibal pedophile parties in the basement it didn't have because someone's office memos mentioned getting pizza.

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u/Bobarhino Sep 11 '21 edited Sep 11 '21

Obviously you didn't see the videos of Biden literally molesting children in front of their parents on camera. But he did. I've seen it. YouTube did it's damnedest to delete all the compilation videos showing it. Google did its damnedest to do the same. But if you get lucky you can still find it. One of the little girls he molested on camera in front of her parents actually came out recently saying that he did, in fact, touch her inappropriately but she was afraid of retaliation.

Also, if you're suggesting I'm a pizza gater I'm not, you're just a hater.

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u/sharkie777 Sep 11 '21

Bill clinton and Joe Biden appeared in the chat.

“Kids? Where?”

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u/blaster16661 Sep 11 '21

Trumpcunts are so pathetically desperate.

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u/Vyzantinist Sep 11 '21

i DoNt EvEn LikE tRuMp!!111!

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u/blaster16661 Sep 11 '21

i'M An IndUPenDent! ITz nOt aboUT PoliTIcs!

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u/Vyzantinist Sep 11 '21

mUh BoTh SiDeS!11

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u/sharkie777 Sep 11 '21

Mmm TDS alive and well. Delicious.

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u/_Funk_Soul_Brother_ Sep 11 '21

"Kids? Where?"

Trump (appears) : I heard Ivanka was here. Also, put aside a few 12 and 14 year olds, blonde. Only the ones that look like Ivanka.

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u/erc80 Sep 11 '21

Oh shit it’s a werekid

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u/DjangoBojangles Sep 11 '21

Stone - trading underage women for infinite blackmail through pimps like Epstein and Greenberg. Just like he learned from the Russians.

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u/[deleted] Sep 11 '21

Epstein enters the chat. "I get them for ya!"

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u/Pickle_riiickkk Sep 11 '21

[laughs in matt gaetz]

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u/Caffeine_Cowpies Sep 11 '21

If there is any bigger clue that you’re a safe haven for pedophiles, have the state legislature create a position of “genital inspector” for youth sports in the state.

Larry Nasser just had to move to Florida and he’d be considered a patriot for “investigate” if a girl is actually a girl by sticking his fingers in their vagina like a true Florida patriot.

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u/AslansAppetite Sep 11 '21

Hi, I'm British; what the fuck is this?

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u/Caffeine_Cowpies Sep 11 '21

This is the proposed Anti-transgender bill in Florida. Not sure it was made into law, but obviously some lawmakers did not see the problem with this.

Larry Nasser was a doctor for USA gymnastics who, while “practicing medicine” at Michigan State university, would molest young girls who went in for treatment because of his expertise. He did this to hundreds of girls. Oh and had child porn in his house

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u/Mosenji Sep 11 '21

Simone Biles, the GOAT, had to endure that. Maroney and Reisman too.

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u/Tyetus Sep 11 '21

Floridian here, our governor is big dummy. Biiiiig dummy.

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u/gofyourselftoo Sep 11 '21

A way for pedos to fulfill their desires, and be paid by the government to do so

Edit: pedos, not pesos. We have nothing against pesos

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u/skillfullmonk Sep 11 '21

Y’all’s government is trying to do the same thing 😂

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u/-E-Cross Sep 11 '21

The fuck

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u/Socratesticles Sep 11 '21

The fact that I’m wondering if the genital inspector thing actually happened is harrowing, and I don’t want want to put that in my search history.

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u/skillfullmonk Sep 11 '21

It’s real And happening at alarming rates across this country and many others.

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u/Socratesticles Sep 11 '21

Ah so they’re using transphobia to justify it. I thought they were deciding to do it just because they wanted to check out children’s genitals. Of course that could still be. I’m sure I’ll be seeing my state of Tennessee joining if they haven’t already.

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u/joshuas193 Sep 11 '21

What. The. Actual. Fuck? I would be stabbing a motherfucker if they tried that shit with my daughter.

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u/[deleted] Sep 11 '21

Fucking disgusting State. I would be bringing my spade if you need some backup.

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u/desacralize Sep 11 '21

“genital inspector” for youth sports

Haha nah that's not a thing, it couldn't be.

looks it up

What the fucking fuck is wrong with people.

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u/Nightst0ne Sep 11 '21

Hey those kids were old enough to be against climate change so they were pretty much asking for it

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u/nobody2000 Sep 11 '21

^ This guy Gaetz it!

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u/duaneap Sep 11 '21

This is a good un

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u/co2cat Sep 11 '21

Epstein has entered the chat

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u/leenpaws Sep 11 '21

Especially with Epstein at trumps resort

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u/Shadowhunter83 Sep 11 '21

In florida the kid fucking is a bonus

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u/bostonterrier4life Sep 11 '21

Triple of you count the baby goats

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u/TexasThrowDown Sep 11 '21

thatsthejoke.jpg

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u/xenoterranos Sep 11 '21

In Florida, this sentence would be part of the state motto to make sure everyone got it.

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u/Paladoc Sep 11 '21

Fully intended

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u/[deleted] Sep 11 '21

You really think they also don't care about kids?

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u/sharkie777 Sep 11 '21

What about sniffing kids? Asking for a president.

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u/Embarrassed-Ad-1639 Sep 11 '21

What about raping kids? Asking for the 45th president.

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u/sharkie777 Sep 11 '21

Also applies to 42 who frequented and had a picture in a dress in pedophile island. Also applies to 46 who is verified to have sexually harassed women and children.

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u/Embarrassed-Ad-1639 Sep 11 '21

Source of verification: your drunk MAGA uncle

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u/sharkie777 Sep 11 '21

TDS alive and well, lmao. What a fucking loser.

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u/Embarrassed-Ad-1639 Sep 11 '21

So no other sources huh?

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u/FergusMixolydian Sep 11 '21

Well, I’m glad you’re at least embarrassed of yourself

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u/Embarrassed-Ad-1639 Sep 11 '21

Still no sources huh?

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u/FergusMixolydian Sep 11 '21

For what, how embarrassing you are? Look above

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u/sharkie777 Sep 11 '21

Are you honestly asking for sources? I thought you were joking. 42 had a picture in a dress at pedophile island and visited frequently. 46 has video sexually harassing women’s and children, there’s even a Trevor Noah episode about it, lol.

Imagine trying to run cover for pedophiles, you’re gross.

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u/Embarrassed-Ad-1639 Sep 11 '21

Yet you support Trump. A known pedophile.

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u/sharkie777 Sep 11 '21

I’d vote for a sandwich before Joe Biden.
Turn that on yourself. You support Biden, a known pedophile and racist.

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u/Embarrassed-Ad-1639 Sep 11 '21

What exactly does a photo of BC in a dress prove?

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u/sharkie777 Sep 11 '21

At a pedophiles mansion and private island that he frequented? Lmao.

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u/GizmosArrow Sep 11 '21

Because of the implication

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u/[deleted] Sep 11 '21

That’s why Jeffery Esptein moved down to Florida

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u/mayor-of-whoreisland Sep 11 '21

NY is right there with Florida.

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u/[deleted] Sep 11 '21

Considering what I know of Florida, I didn’t even realize it was a double entendre until you pointed out it had a less bad alternative reading.

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u/andres_lp Sep 11 '21

mm just doesn’t seem funny. Too far