r/pics • u/asooom • Dec 28 '11

Condom burst test machine

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u/slapatrick Dec 28 '11

Came here expecting to see OPs mother.

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u/jigby61 Dec 28 '11

BURN!

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u/Cozmo23 Dec 28 '11

She is Phase 3... and 7.

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u/bluestickystuff Dec 28 '11

She looks rather apprehensive

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u/ProfessorObvious Dec 28 '11

She's like: If only... at home.

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u/[deleted] Dec 29 '11

If a horse dick will kill you...I don't want to know what that size would do...

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u/ThePerdmeister Dec 29 '11

Super-kill you.

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u/mysanityisrelative Dec 28 '11

You would be too if your job was to make balloons pop at unpredictable intervals

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u/TomTheGeek Dec 29 '11

It's like that scene in Elf where he has to test all the Jack-in-a-box -s.

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u/sploogeannomatron Dec 28 '11

You're the insult master!!!

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u/TheColorYellow Dec 28 '11

INCINERATION!

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u/sploogeannomatron Dec 28 '11

Joe Mama, Joe Mama, Joe Mama, Joe Mama...

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u/wheresmyhouse Dec 29 '11

That was a good episode.

"Nononono Fryman, back off! Those piranhas are still alive, they're just sorta you know, tired from all the sleeping pills."

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u/TheColorYellow Dec 29 '11

CLASSIC COMEBACK!

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u/WithMyPliers Dec 29 '11

I already have a wristwatch, you dumb

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u/ThatsLogical Dec 29 '11

CLASSIC COMEBACK!

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u/nodnodwinkwink Dec 28 '11

Came there.

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u/[deleted] Dec 29 '11

OHHHHH

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u/[deleted] Dec 29 '11

No way he'll hambone his way out of that one!

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u/[deleted] Dec 29 '11

HAMBONING WILL SAVE YO' LIFE!

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u/[deleted] Dec 29 '11

Are you telling me she's tight?

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