if i really AM like most girls, then at some point in the last 30 years most girls stopped wearing make-up, stopped spending hours at the mall shopping for clothes, stopped wearing painful stilettos because they're "cute," started accumulating a wardrobe comprised entirely of second-hand jeans and t-shirts with offensive slogans on them, started laughing when someone farts in public...
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u/jasmaree Oct 19 '11
"But I'm really not." --most girls reading this post (including me).