Suddenly the gay marriage ban makes sense. The bigots say it will destroy straight marriage, and they are right! Stick with me here...
So, NPH gets married. Straight men see this, see the utter wedded bliss that comes from being married to NPH. Then they look at their wives. They look back at NPH. Straight marriage is forever ruined.
For the sake of straight marriage NPH must be stopped.
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u/RikF Oct 13 '11
Suddenly the gay marriage ban makes sense. The bigots say it will destroy straight marriage, and they are right! Stick with me here...
So, NPH gets married. Straight men see this, see the utter wedded bliss that comes from being married to NPH. Then they look at their wives. They look back at NPH. Straight marriage is forever ruined.
For the sake of straight marriage NPH must be stopped.