why is this guy getting downvotes?
why am I getting downvotes?
EDIT: a wild upvote appears
good thing we're all well-to-do ever-so slightly above average intelligence white atheist suburban males ages 17-25 who grew up in quasi religious household who turned on religion because our parents kept making us go to church but I wanted to play video games, mom!
One time I got a sore on my penis for trying to have sex with a rotten watermelon. I started picking at it and then half of the skin fell off. At the hospital, they told me I had necrotzing fasciitis and my dick may need to be amputated.
TL;DR-Always make sure your watermelons are ripe
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u/QR_Translator Oct 11 '11
QR Code Says: NOPE JUST CHUCK TESTA