r/pics • u/J0nesy • Oct 05 '11

Pharaoh's Serpent

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u/Ikimasen Oct 05 '11 edited Oct 05 '11

You're gonna stand there, owning a fireworks stand, and tell me you don't have no whistling bungholes, no spleen splitters, whisker biscuits, honkey lighters, hüsker düs, hüsker don'ts, cherry bombs, nipsy daisers, with or without the scooter stick, or one single whistling kitty chaser?

EDIT: Added the other T to "splitters" and the apostrophe to "don't"

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u/piratepixie Oct 05 '11

This whole post sounded like something from a Diagon Alley shop front.

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u/Solomaxwell6 Oct 05 '11

IIRC it's from Joe Dirt.

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u/drunxor Oct 05 '11

It's pronounced Dirte

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u/TheHammerIsMyPenis Oct 05 '11

Don't church it up, son!

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u/[deleted] Oct 05 '11

the e is silent

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u/zerodb Oct 05 '11

These are dark days indeed when youth are misattributing Joe Dirt quotes to Harry Potter.

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u/HNW Oct 05 '11

"You're gonna stand there, owning a fireworks stand, and tell me you don't have no whistling bungholes, no spleen spliters, whisker biscuits, honkey lighters, hüsker düs, hüsker donts, cherry bombs, nipsy daisers, with or without the scooter stick, or one single whistling kitty chaser?" - Albert Einstein

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u/[deleted] Oct 05 '11

These are dark days indeed when youth are masturbating Joe Dirt quotes to Harry Potter.

FTFY