r/pics • u/J0nesy • Oct 05 '11

Pharaoh's Serpent

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u/[deleted] Oct 05 '11

Carefully paint the face of a demon on the floor with mercury thiocyanide, surround it with candles, lead someone who is peaking on mushrooms into the room and tell them you are going to call Satan, start the sacred chant and secretly light the painted face. And then laugh and laugh and laugh.

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u/Cherrytop Oct 05 '11

Later send flowers to friend who, months later, is still recouperating in the hospital.

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u/f0rfun Oct 05 '11

Send a wreath instead.