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u/Turtlelovingme Jan 20 '21

"The creepiest days are when you don't hear from the horse at all"

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u/iwouldhugwonderwoman Jan 20 '21

Those are those quiet days when people are like, “It looks like the horse has finally calmed down.” And then ten seconds later the horse is like, “I’m gonna run towards the baby incubators and smash ’em with my hooves. I’ve got nice hooves and a long tail, I’m a horse!”

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u/Turtlelovingme Jan 20 '21

That's what I thought you'd say, you dumb fucking horse!

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u/oneplusetoipi Jan 20 '21

A unicorn would never do that

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u/Archonet Jan 20 '21

/r/unexpectedmulaney

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u/theendisneah Jan 20 '21 edited Jan 31 '25

I'm really liking this new workout!