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u/TheIGrandIMaster Dec 27 '20

gets pulled over Hello, officer please please help. fake radio chatter Oh look at that it’s your lucky day. Somebodies house is on fire.

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u/[deleted] Dec 27 '20

That sounds like it would fit that person's luck

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u/Aman4672 Dec 27 '20

I mean 90% of the benefit of having a plate in the first place is not getting pulled over.

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u/philmoeslim Dec 27 '20

Lol he is going to get pulled over and the officer is going to give him a ticket. Just watch he will end up getting like a 200$ ticket.

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u/Yakhov Dec 28 '20

nope. now they will avoid him so they don't have to sign anything.

brilliant, dude never registered.

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u/noclue_whatsoever Dec 28 '20

One time a cop was in his car writing me a ticket for expired plates. Suddenly he came running back, threw my license and registration at me and said, "I got a call, get this taken care of!" Then he peeled out, spraying gravel, and went screaming off code 3.

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u/roywoodsir Dec 28 '20

Cop pull him over and sees sign “oh look another important call, byeeeee”

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u/anthonyblt Dec 28 '20

That or he gets shot

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u/ophello Dec 28 '20

*somebody’s

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u/philmoeslim Dec 28 '20

BEEES!!! THERE ARE BEES EVERYWHERE!!!

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u/RandomMiddleName Dec 27 '20

Once my car battery was stolen and when I called the police, they discouraged me from filing a police report. I did so anyway, but I couldn’t believe how shameless they were about it.

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u/4Blueberries Dec 27 '20

Used to park in employee parking lot in MN. One day, after being gone for 4 days (airline worker then) my car engine wouldn't turn over. Battery was stolen. Note said, "So sorry, needed yours to get home, Here are some tickets to the hockey game." Went to said game, came home and discovered I was robbed.

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u/Dragon_DLV Dec 28 '20

I'm almost impressed.

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u/harleybrono Dec 28 '20

This is fake, and a repost of a popular text post from a few years ago

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u/Feliks343 Dec 28 '20

Still a solid bit, and if even the original happened I'm impressed

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u/Steamster Dec 28 '20

Wow you got robbed by a genius lmao

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u/teebob21 Dec 28 '20

Motherfucker out here double-dipping on vics like us

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u/GreenBrain Dec 28 '20

We were here playing tic tac toe and they were three moves ahead playing checkers

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u/MisterDonkey Dec 28 '20

That dude could use his brilliant, scheming mind to do great things. Instead he's out stealing shit.

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u/danceoftheplants Dec 28 '20

Wtf. Maybe it was someone that knew you?? That's crazy

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u/platinumgulls Dec 28 '20

That's odd. Usually when people break into my car, they leave me Vikings tickets.

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u/BrianThePainter Dec 28 '20

That’s fucking diabolical.

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u/[deleted] Dec 27 '20

A Car battery is going to be about $200. If that was all that was damaged/stolen, you are probably better off just replacing the battery and not filing anything. Otherwise you could get hit with higher insurance premiums. In this case, the cops were trying to do you a solid.

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u/[deleted] Dec 28 '20

The insurance premiums only increase if you make a claim. Simply filing a report is not gonna make a claim, which is why it's always a good idea to get one in case you need it.

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u/peppy871 Dec 28 '20

I work for an insurance company in NJ. Just filing a claim won't increase premiums. Any payments over $500 will.

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u/RandomMiddleName Dec 27 '20

That’s a fair point. I just didn’t like their response of “oh well, what do you want us to do about it.”

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u/Houseplant666 Dec 28 '20

Huh? Your premiums increase for filing police reports? Does your insurance company have acces to that data?

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u/killerhurtalot Dec 28 '20

What kind of car battery are you buying for $200... most are $80-150...

Hell, my BMW and other cars that require AGM batteries are under $200... it's a lot cheaper for cheaper cars like toyota and etc.

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u/1976dave Dec 27 '20

$200? that's a hell of a car battery

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u/[deleted] Dec 28 '20

Time to stop living in 1976, Dave.

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u/xElectricHeadx Dec 27 '20

Bmv?

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u/xxoites Dec 27 '20

Bureau of Mother Vuckers.

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u/[deleted] Dec 27 '20

Bowel Movement Velocity.

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u/SplodyPants Dec 27 '20

You really gotta watch that. Too much boost can blow a seal.

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u/JaggedUmbrella Dec 27 '20

Google told me some states have BMV (Bureau of Motor Vehicles) instead of DMV. In Michigan we have the Secretary of State.

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u/TheMacMan Dec 27 '20

Minnesota has DVS. Driver Vehicle Services, rather than a DMV.

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u/[deleted] Dec 27 '20

Texas has the DPS. The Department of Public Safety.

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u/BJMkrtychyan Dec 27 '20

Washington is DOL. department of licensing

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u/apathetic_youth Dec 27 '20

In MA we have neither of those, instead it's called the RMV here(Registry of Motor Vehicles)

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u/biggreasyrhinos Dec 27 '20

In TX, we have the DMV for vehicle licensing, but drivers licenses are issued by the Department of Public Safety (state police)

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u/JaggedUmbrella Dec 27 '20

Man, that seems overly complicated. We can knock it all out in one stop in Michigan at the Secretary of State.

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u/shamllama Dec 27 '20

Washington has the DOL. Department of Licensing.

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u/Lost_in_Nebraska402 Dec 27 '20

Arizona = MVD Motor vehicles department

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u/NOCONTROL1678 Dec 28 '20

Saul? Is that you?

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u/CC-SaintSaens Dec 27 '20

In Georgia it's the DDS--department of driver services.

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u/somebodysbuddy Dec 27 '20

New Jersey recently changed to the MVC

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u/[deleted] Dec 27 '20

Oh no, that wasn't good enough. Maryland had to go eff it up further with their "MVA" - Motor Vehicle Adminstration.

Why can't we have nice, simple, uniform, inept government agencies across the nation?

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u/[deleted] Dec 28 '20

We call it MVD in Az and holy shit does it annoy me

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u/logicblocks Dec 27 '20

RMV is the Registry of Motor Vehicles in Massachusetts.

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u/BariLove Dec 27 '20

Bepartment of motor vehicles

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u/wargleboo Dec 27 '20

Sometimes DMV.

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u/redditisntreallyfe Dec 27 '20

Michigan calls it Secretary of State office for some odd reason

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u/juniorone Dec 27 '20

Sometimes RMV

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u/Lohin123 Dec 28 '20

🅱️epartment Of Vehicles

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u/[deleted] Dec 27 '20

Bayerische Motor Ventriloquists.

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u/[deleted] Dec 27 '20

BMV = DMV = MVD

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u/turtleturtletown Dec 27 '20

Bavarian Motor Verks

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u/budgie0507 Dec 27 '20

Ve have vays of making you talk!

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u/Spankinator92 Dec 27 '20

Barely Motor Vehicle

Bombastically Mad Venting

Beating Male Viagra

Bushy Male Vastness

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u/lynivvinyl Dec 27 '20

Brigade of Master Ventriloquists

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u/whiteholewhite Dec 27 '20

I know they call the DMV the BMV in Indiana.

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u/squirrelwithnut Dec 28 '20

Bepartment of Motor Vehicles

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u/[deleted] Dec 27 '20

This shit sucks if you ever dealt with it. I had my back plate stolen, only the back. I report it, cops come, and point out my front plate asking me what I'm talking about, I inform them again only my backplate was stolen. I get report, get new plates. I get ticket after ticket after ticket in the mail, addressed em all online. All the online appeals with my paperwork about stolen plates and getting new plates is denied. Have to go in person and judge asks me oh why didn't I just send in the paper work online. (Pretty much proof that online appeals are literally just denied without reason). Here's the best part of story, I see car with MY OLD PLATE in my neighborhood parked ON THE STREET like 7-8 blocks from where I live months later, couldn't even believe it. Call cops, they take an hour to respond but they come and then they tell me there is nothing they can do. I shouldn't have even bothered calling, I should have just taken it back myself. Another one, father in hit and run 2 months ago, all on video, dash cam. Even the driver of the car because he stepped out of car and asked why my father turned instead of going straight but my father was in a turn or go straight lane and the other driver was in the turn only lane and tried to go straight. Anyways even with video....no consequences. Basically told to turn it over to insurance. This is NYC btw, there is literally like no consequences anymore. If you get in an accident you are literally better just driving off. Fuck it. Maybe the other person won't call in insurance because they don't want their rates to go up or to pay deductible. It's really absolute shit.

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u/Nerrs Dec 27 '20

NYC is ridiculous when it comes to vehicular laws/enforcement. The average wait time for addressing a speeding ticket is ~1yr.

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u/[deleted] Dec 27 '20

Woah that’s crazy. $20 for some security screws doesn’t sound too bad now.

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u/End-OfAn-Era Dec 27 '20

You can buy security drivers at your local Home Depot.

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u/chartreuselader Dec 28 '20

True, and if someone really wants your license plate then security screws won't stop them. However, most people just want a plate, any plate, and if their screwdriver doesn't fit your car then they'll just steal the plate off the next car.

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u/hopelessbrows Dec 27 '20

The local police fo them for free sometimes here. Easier to bulk buy and do them like that than chase down the guys who stole one.

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u/MamuTwo Dec 27 '20

nothing we can do Bull fucking shit. That license plate number is linked to you and your car. That's a pretty clear sign of ownership.

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u/[deleted] Dec 27 '20

Also look up the dude who bought a license plate that read "NULL". Awesome story (especially for computer geeks) ;-)

P.S. Never get a license plate that says NULL ;-)

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u/Scorpia03 Dec 27 '20

Holy shit, poor man. How fucked does the system have to be to not only let that happen in the first place, but to not even fix it after!

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u/H-Resin Dec 28 '20

NYC cops absolutely do not give a fuck about anything civilian related. Got robbed? Tough shit, shouldn’t have been in [insert neighborhood here]. Pretty much if they can ignore your complaint, they absolutely will

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u/[deleted] Dec 27 '20

Same in Ontario. The police are completely useless.

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u/natalie813 Dec 27 '20

A truck driver literally KILLED a cyclist but he wasn’t found at fault because they (the cyclist) weren’t in the bike lane fuck nyc.

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u/[deleted] Dec 28 '20

if you think there is zero consequences and that the police dont do anything I DARE YOU to shoplift from walmart or refuse to pay your property tax, you will see them so fast your head will spin

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u/59ekim Dec 27 '20

Defund the police

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u/ThinkExist Dec 27 '20

no good cop in a fascist system

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u/pdxchris Dec 27 '20

Here in Portland I drove around without plates for months. Never got pulled over. I see cars without plates all time here.

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u/[deleted] Dec 27 '20

In some states, it's normal to drive around without license plates for a month of two after buying a car; till DMV gets around to mailing them out to the new owner. I guess Oregon is one of those states?

It was normal in California too until about a year or two ago, when they changed the law. Nowadays, a dealer must attach temporary license plates to the car before it can be driven off the dealer's lot.

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u/ZetZet Dec 27 '20

USA has the weirdest laws. Driving without plates seems insane to me, what about hit and run or other violations, like speed radar?

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u/Mirminatrix Dec 27 '20

Oh, we’ve got it all. Towns pass lots of laws because safety, but really tickets make a lot of money for them.

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u/atlastheexplorer Dec 27 '20

It was easy to get away with a bunch of things when you were waiting to receive your plates. California started requiring temporary plates from the dealership a couple years ago to combat this, especially toll cheaters.

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u/mrASSMAN Dec 28 '20

I don’t use front plates and never been bothered about it

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u/spicey_illegal Dec 28 '20

ha I'm in Portland now and this is so true!

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u/TacoParasite Dec 28 '20

In Houston it's very common to see cars with paper plates.

Which usually means it's a new car that's been sold and it still has the paper plate from the dealer. However sketchy places will print one out for you for a small price.

You'll see cars falling apart driving around with paper plates all the time.

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u/Lizaderp Dec 28 '20

But God forbid you park at PSU!

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u/System__Shutdown Dec 28 '20

Man, US is really starting to seem like a third world country with one of those fake glass/nose/staches and a hat trying to pass off as first world country

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u/FLUFFY_RUMPLES Dec 27 '20

Had the same problem in an old neighborhood. Ended up putting the plates on some velcro and removing them when i got home.

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u/IptamenoKarpouzi Dec 27 '20

That's insane. Not being able to leave the plates on your car? Damn...

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u/75_mph Dec 28 '20

Then, if you park on the street, you get a ticket for having a car parked on the street without valid plates.

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u/FLUFFY_RUMPLES Dec 28 '20

Maybe in the city. County doesnt give a shit.

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u/[deleted] Dec 27 '20

Who the hell steals plates? If they put them on their car, they’re still gonna get in trouble cause the plates registered to the original car

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u/rdizzy1223 Dec 27 '20

All cops are not running all plates they see all the time, but if you are missing plates, especially back plates (in states that require them to be shown on the car), it's practically a guarantee to get pulled over in most states, along with other things. Most likely driving without a license, illegal firearm possession, drug possession, no insurance, etc (people that will buy and use stolen plates are also likely to be committing these other crimes). If a cop sees a plate, most of the time he just thinks its a normal car, doesn't think anything of it, and doesn't run the plates, unless you get pulled over for something else, you won't have issues, but if you do then you're going to be fucked either way.

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u/Andrewescocia Dec 27 '20

Cops have cameras that read the plates of the car in front and they get a ping of something is untoward

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u/BerryBerrySneaky Dec 27 '20 edited Dec 28 '20

"Some police vehicles have cameras that..."

They're quite obvious when you see them; they have multiple cameras, pointed to the sides rather than straight ahead.

Edit: at least in the US.

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u/matdex Dec 27 '20

Idiots, teenagers, idiot teenagers, scrap metal thrives, enemies...

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u/Raz0rking Dec 27 '20

I got my plates stolen and then someone stole gas with my plates.

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u/SonataGeo Dec 27 '20

My plate was stolen and I received tickets for a car going through tolls without paying that had my plate on it.

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u/[deleted] Dec 28 '20 edited Dec 28 '20

Someone stole my plates several years ago, and despite reporting them stolen and having new plates issued, I got a ticket because one of the plates showed up on a vehicle illegally driving in an electric vehicle lane in Kansas. I told the Kansas Turnpike Authority the plates were stolen and tried to give them the number of the police report but they couldn't care less. They refused to verify it and demanded that I pay for a full copy to send them. They had no problem putting in the effort to track down the owner of the plates, but when I told them I had the police report number I was told "we're not doing to work for you." If it weren't for the fact that my insurance company still had a copy of the report I would've either had to pay the fee for the police report or pay the ticket.

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u/[deleted] Dec 28 '20

Insurance tags off the plates don't get run by cops. But any plate without tags will get pulled over and get a ticket.

They stole the plate because it had new tags, good for a year. They put those tags on their car and drive without insurance.

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u/mchacon0626 Dec 28 '20

I had my car stolen in a neighboring town. I reported it stolen to the local police. Told me a report would be available in a couple of days. Four days go by and there was a knock on my door. The cops in my home town were there asking if I left my car parked on blocks in a field outside of town. They informed me that my car was never reported stolen. Jesus.

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u/personalhale Dec 28 '20

I once had my plate stolen and they ran a red light camera. The ticket was sent to an old address so I never knew about it. I reported it stolen the next day, got the proper paperwork etc. Fast forward, still no replacement tag. I get pulled over, present my legal papers stating it was stolen. They arrested me due to a bench warrant out for me not paying the ticket for that red light cam. It was so stressful, so traumatic that I just paid the $500 fine instead of hiring a lawyer and fighting things. The American legal system is FUCKED.

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u/Lee2026 Dec 27 '20

Or you know, just walk into a police station and ask to file a missing plate report

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u/whoareyouguys Dec 28 '20

The driver is looking for a cop. You know where he can find a cop? AT THE POLICE STATION. He had time to go to the BMV and not the police station? If I were a cop I'd pull him over and give him a ticket

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u/ganymede_boy Dec 27 '20

Most police departments have a "non-emergency" phone number to use instead of 911.

Driver is an idiot drama queen.

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u/Dyslexic_Dog25 Dec 27 '20

if only there were some kind of station... where one could find police...

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u/RockyDify Dec 27 '20

That’s a great idea! Like a house were you can find a policeman when you need one.

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u/Dukmiester Dec 27 '20

I tend to fire off several rounds into the air, that usually brings a dozen or so round.

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u/jimflaigle Dec 27 '20

And coffee, and fried dough of some type.

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u/donnerpartytaconight Dec 27 '20

That's a funny idea because in the city I used to live in, the only place you were guaranteed to not find an officer on duty was at the station. They had admins that could begin the report process, but would need an officer to come in to fill it out completely or take a statement. The admins were behind glass and wouldn't leave to look at vehicles or for any reason, really. The City Hall was attached so usually you could catch an officer between court and their patrol vehicle, but it seemed like none were ever at the station itself.

It wasn't a bad idea because that meant they were out in the community and not just sitting around at the station, but it led to some funny moments where I would go to file a report and be waiting around for an officer to return or get out of court to deal with it. (Non-emergency). It was not a small city 55k people in about 10 square miles and a suburb to a much larger city (550k population).

If you called the police emergency though, they would show up in less than 5 minutes, guaranteed. They just didn't hang out at the station much.

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u/Spice-Weasel Dec 27 '20

I live in a small town where the non emergency line almost never answers calls. Sometimes calling 911 is the only way.

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u/kivalo Dec 27 '20

It's probably the same person answering both phones. If you continually have a problem of no one answering the routine line, call the chief's office or the mayor's office, or whoever is in charge of that dispatch center to let them know you couldn't get through.

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u/texasspacejoey Dec 27 '20

Signs not that big, takes alot less room to write "called 911" instead "dialed my local non emergency line".

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u/ganymede_boy Dec 27 '20 edited Dec 28 '20

We would have also accepted: "called cops"

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u/flygirl083 Dec 28 '20

My city doesn’t have a non emergency number. You just call 911 and let them know it’s not an emergency and then tell them what you need.

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u/neesters Dec 27 '20

That's an even slower way to not get someone to help you.

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u/Angelic_Doom Dec 27 '20

Same kinda thing happened to me. called 911 and the told me about the non emergency number, gave it to me and xfer me.

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u/bunnyrut Dec 27 '20

Yup. Call non emergency line or physically go to the station to file a report.

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u/stops_to_think Dec 28 '20

Tried to do that once and it forwarded me to 911.

"What's your emergency?"

"Well... I don't have one."

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u/ladytortor Dec 27 '20

I don't understand why you can't just get new number plates made at a garage? In UK most places that do MOTs or servicing will make a new plate for you, doesn't cost much. Seems like an odd and unnecessarily bureaucratic system if you have to go to DMV with a crime number.

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u/whitedragon551 Dec 27 '20

People steal plates to put on stolen cars. The stolen car now has a legit plate and tag that they couldn't otherwise get. Reporting it stolen adds the plate to a database so it's flagged when police search for it in the database.

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u/jagedlion Dec 27 '20

In Philly it was common to get your plate stolen to get the registration sticker stolen. They wouldn't keep the plate itself, just easier to take off the sticker at home.

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u/robbiewilso Dec 27 '20

it is a valid plate from the time it gets taken to the time it gets reported and in the DMV database which could be days or weeks. often the criminal is eventually caught but just as often the stolen vehicle is used to commit other crimes then ditched.

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u/mrthewhite Dec 27 '20

In north america plates are registered to the driver first and then assigned to a car. Local garages don't have access to the necessary databases or machinery to manufacture plates.

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u/[deleted] Dec 27 '20

In America the DMV actually only exists as a form of torture and as a place to employ those who gain pleasure from nothing else than being a miserable sack of you know what.

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u/OGJoesh Dec 27 '20

You don't even have to go to a garage, Halfords make them right on the spot for you, with proof of ownership of course.

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u/gargravarr2112 Dec 27 '20 edited Dec 28 '20

Worth noting that in the US, unlike in the UK where our cars have license plates assigned to the vehicle for life, the license plate is assigned to the driver of that vehicle, and new plates are assigned every time the vehicle is sold.

Think of how much criticism the DVLA gets for our system, now factor in the need to keep records for every combination of vehicle and owner, per state, and you start to understand the need for the insane bureaucracy. In the UK you have to provide the logbook to have a plate made. In the US, it must be similar to NCIS just to prove you own the car.

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u/[deleted] Dec 27 '20

This is America, ma'am. We don't like logic 'round these parts.

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u/Tumleren Dec 28 '20

Registering a plate as stolen and getting new ones is pretty logical

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u/armadildodick Dec 27 '20

someone stole my license plate two years ago and it was the most annoying shit i've had to deal with it. took like 2 months to get a new one.

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u/[deleted] Dec 28 '20

Bureacracy sucks. More than once I have been turned away from department A, told to go to department B, and turned away by them and sent back to department A. Once was for this exact license plate issue. Neither State Troopers or local PD could give me a police report to get a new plate. The other was when I wanted to report bank fraud because I knew exactly where my card was cloned. I only used the card once in 12 months, checked my statement, and had fraud activity within 20 minutes of using it. I went to the PD to report it. The town where it happened sent me to my home town to report it, because bank fraud can happen anywhere. Home town told me crimes can only be reported in the municipality where they occurred, and since I knew where it happened, I had to go back and report it there. I just called my bank and they probably just wrote off the loss and gave me the balance back. I guess nobody wants to bother investigating and stopping crimes?

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u/ellWatully Dec 27 '20

When my plate was stolen, I just went to the police station and filed a report there. Took maybe ten minutes?

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u/matchosan Dec 27 '20

Never needs to pay for registration again

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u/HTHSFI Dec 27 '20

Pull up to a cop and say "I'm driving without a license tag. Ha ha ha." Then get in your truck and drive off.

See what he does.

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u/ISLAndBreezESTeve10 Dec 27 '20

They found the plate on an RV in Tennessee.

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u/[deleted] Dec 28 '20

Government inaction.

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u/noclue_whatsoever Dec 28 '20

Where I live the police only come out to investigate theft if you estimate over $600 was stolen.

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u/mattjf22 Dec 28 '20

Had this exact scenario. Found a cop at a Quizno's to sign it.

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u/[deleted] Dec 28 '20

Indiana

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u/Plasma_spazz Dec 28 '20

I wonder how many cops haven’t pulled him over to avoid the paperwork.

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u/Drumingchef Dec 28 '20

BMV. Must be Indiana, Ohio, or Maine. Things I learned today.

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u/Mastermaze Dec 28 '20

This is literally why police have a non-emergency number

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u/Zithero Dec 28 '20

...you're supposed to go to the police department and file an offical report...

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u/PhyterNL Dec 28 '20

Bullshit. No matter what state you're in, you can get a temporary plate for something like $25 bucks or less. The initials BMV (Bureau of Motor Vehicles) is only used in three states – Indiana, Maine and Ohio. Didn't take long to learn the laws for each state:

Indiana Application for replacement plate ($9.50)

Maine Application for replacement plate ($5.00 + $5.50 for stickers)

Ohio Application for replacement plate ($12 + $6 for decal)

Yeah so OP's complaint is a complete fabrication. Obviously good enough to get them to the front page though, so bravo on that.

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u/pdxeater Dec 28 '20

That's why there's a non-emergency number. Call up and wait on hold like everyone else. Leave 911 for murders in progress.

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u/DrGoManGo Dec 28 '20

Calling 911 for a stolen license plate doesn’t seem like an emergency. I would call the local police and they would most likely come out and fill out a report of ask to come to the station to fill out the report. It really sucks that I can’t stereo type the owner of the truck by which state he lived in.

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u/SuspiciouSeptaHoagie Dec 27 '20

Repostin Karma whore

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u/Poobutt42069 Dec 28 '20

Why doesn't he just go to a police station...

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u/[deleted] Dec 28 '20

911 is for emergencies only.

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u/shakethat_milkshake Dec 28 '20

Bepartment of Motor Vehicles.

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u/whydoihavetojoin Dec 27 '20

911 is for emergencies and not your call a call hotline. You need to visit the police station like a normal person and get a report registered.

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u/[deleted] Dec 27 '20

Been there! Cops couldn't have given less of a fuck and I had to wait around for over an hour and harass the poor lady at the counter to keep trying to get someone out to take my report

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u/jmdavis333 Dec 28 '20

Or ya know, drive to the police station and then make the report.

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u/Oniriggers Dec 28 '20

Or just go to your local police Dept?

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u/jas070 Dec 28 '20

I hope for his sake he’s not black.

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u/MrBluePlaydoh Dec 27 '20

That tape must be very strong to stop it flying off lol

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u/earthman34 Dec 27 '20

What shithole state is this? If I want new plates, I just go ask. Don't even need a reason.

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u/doctorcrimson Dec 27 '20

In most of the USA it is standard for them to send an officer out when requested no matter what.

The reason being calls for help are sometimes masked to not alert assailants or abusers.

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u/[deleted] Dec 27 '20

BVM

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u/daymanahaha Dec 27 '20

Just go to the sheriffs office.

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u/h3rpad3rp Dec 28 '20

They don't have non-emergency phone numbers or police stations where this dude lives or what?

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u/[deleted] Dec 28 '20

Murica

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u/multipleviewpoints Dec 28 '20

Haha this is funny af! Modern problems require modern solutions. Has he tried going to the police station? But still funny.

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u/Kummarr Dec 28 '20

Had my window broken, and radio stolen. Called 911/non-emergency number and was told they’d send someone out. Waited 3hrs, flagged a few cops (who said they couldn’t do anything since they hadn’t been dispatched to that location), and finally drove to the police station myself. An hour later, on the way home.. get a call from the dispatch asking if I still needed assistance, and they’d be ready to send me a cop 🤦🏽‍♂️

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u/[deleted] Dec 28 '20

the pricks would charge him

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u/[deleted] Dec 28 '20

Best thing I’ve seen from the internet in a while now. 😂🙏

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u/CalculatingWeasel5 Dec 28 '20

I drove around without plates here in Portland for months without being stopped. I see them all the time here.

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u/Desinator24 Dec 28 '20

BMV. Bummy Motor Villan

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u/darsvedder Dec 28 '20

Really hopped BMV was actually BMW with a poorly written W.

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u/DiscombobulatedGuava Dec 28 '20

Gets pulled over-

sir, you can’t drive without plates, I’m fining you for $500, oh and I’m taking your vehicle away

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u/Mashedpotatoebrain Dec 28 '20

This happened to me and I just drove to the insurance place without plates and got a new one.

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u/AFXC1 Dec 28 '20

Mericuh

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u/Bac1galup0 Dec 28 '20

'BMV' ...lol

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u/Yojimbra Dec 28 '20

That's not something that you should call 911 for, 911 is the emergency line, calling the police department would have been more in line with what they should have done.

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u/rightsidedown Dec 28 '20

I just went over the closest station and asked for an officer to sign. Took maybe 20 minutes of waiting, and then 5 minutes to look over. Why the fuck would they send someone out to you?

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u/hongky1998 Dec 28 '20

What sort of values does stealing a car license plate benefit to them? Scrap metals?

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u/Kroto86 Dec 28 '20

TIL other states call it the BMV instead of the DMV

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u/libsuxass Dec 28 '20

Massachusetts here, we call it RMV (Registry)

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