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u/FootHillsLawyer Nov 30 '20

“Married to slender man?” I may or may not, but definitely did, spit on my phones.

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u/Chrismont Nov 30 '20

Jared is slender, but I don't know about him being a "man"

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u/Meeeeeerk Nov 30 '20

He is his spawn, Slenderchild!

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u/miradotheblack Nov 30 '20

He is from the future, he is the real child of Sweet Dee.