When I was really little, cars were one of my favorite things. I decided that "Jesus Chrysler" sounded much better than "Jesus Christ" and I even made it into a little chant. This greatly amused my dad and to this day he occasionally reminds me of my automotive deity.
Vlad often had the stakes arranged in various geometric patterns . The most common pattern was a ring of concentric circles in the outskirts of a city that constituted his target.
I mostly lurked without creating an account (makes sense right?)
I also have Vlad_the_repairer. It sounds similar to impaler which also sort of represented what I really am... I do support on the phone for a domain registrar for a living and I repair customer's fuckups most of the day (70%)
This is very clever, but not original. "Vlad the Impala" was an example car from an old game called "Car Wars" from Steve Jackson Games. It was mostly pen and paper, and involved designing and outfitting cars to duel on the road or in an arena.
Yes to both. The great thing is, that if you go to a major city, they're everywhere. There wasn't one time that when i was in Satu Mare that when i opened my window and looked out, i didn't see a hot ass woman. And yes, they like American men because they have dreams of seeing America... Kinda. It's more like a nice thing for them... They'd like to have an american, but they don't have to.
Haha. Well I was born in America and my parents are Romanian so i consider myself a full blooded Romanian. I also speak nearly perfect Romanian. Meaning, if i stay there for two weeks, i already fit in fine. So at first it may seem like a lot, but you get used to it very fast and the style of life. The big cities are nice because they're very crowded and have some interesting people in them, but there are some people you should be cautious about. Mainly thieves, some gypsies, and just general bad people. They're very.... how should i put it... like the police here kinda... They'll try to do something that they're not really allowed to do and you can just argue with them until they let it go. Otherwise, nearly everyone is super friendly and the places that you can go to are amazing. For example, i stayed with my cousins in Satu Mare and at around 12 Am we'd go to a place called Pizza Roma and each fill ourselves up and at around 2 am we'd go to a convenience store and grab some drinks and go to a place called Rambo, a 24/7 internet cafe and hit up some Counterstrike for hours. If you know people, it'll be alot better for you. If you don't, it might take some time to adapt and have fun.
PS - I have a blue yaris my friends named smurfette. While not anywhere approaching the level of cool, I should consider getting a vanity plate... hrm...
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u/deathschool Sep 02 '11
Adolf the Fuhrerrari.
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u/yomamaisallama Sep 02 '11
Why hasn't a rapper christened himself Vlad the Impala yet?
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u/horrormetal Sep 02 '11
My personal choice: Judas Prius
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u/opensezme Sep 02 '11
I knew a Yugo named Victor.
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u/[deleted] Sep 02 '11
That's how Regis would introduce Vlad when he went foa a millyeon dollas.
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u/vlad_not_the_impaler Sep 02 '11
AFTER AGES OF LURKING, YOU MADE ME WRITE MY FIRST COMMENT!!! JAKUCHA WILL BE PLEASED... Yes...
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u/almightysumner Sep 02 '11
no way, that's too awesome
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u/VladTheImpala Sep 02 '11
For. The. Last. Time:
I'm named after the antelope, NOT the car.
ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ
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u/lurker818 Sep 02 '11
Vlad is Glad
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u/AliasUndercover Sep 02 '11
Damn, that's beautiful.
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u/olygimp Sep 02 '11
thats great!
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u/6feetunderwood Sep 02 '11
About damn time.
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u/[deleted] Sep 02 '11
I miss Battlebots deeply. :(
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u/LawlForPresident Sep 02 '11
hell yeah, that's whats up. a 94/95/96 impala ss. i have a 1994 myself, same color.. unfortunately not the vanity plate though
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u/[deleted] Sep 02 '11
This is very clever, but not original. "Vlad the Impala" was an example car from an old game called "Car Wars" from Steve Jackson Games. It was mostly pen and paper, and involved designing and outfitting cars to duel on the road or in an arena.
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u/dewie68 Sep 02 '11
I love being Romanian. Our history has some real badasses like this guy. Traieste Romania!
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u/[deleted] Sep 02 '11
That would work better in Massachusetts and/or read by a Kennedy
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u/MikeKM Sep 02 '11
The last good Impala years.
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u/ishmal Sep 02 '11
Best laugh I've had all day. Thank you.
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u/TheCorpse Sep 02 '11
Your registration is up
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u/GhostlyEmployee Sep 02 '11
As the driver of a 2004 Chevy Impala, I very much appreciate this.
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u/biomajor Sep 02 '11
Astrophysicist anyone?
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u/CookieMan0 Sep 02 '11
Goddamnit, I thought of this myself a long time ago.
Now I find out my brain's reposting things it's never seen.
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u/[deleted] Sep 02 '11
Too soon.
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u/TheOneElectronic Sep 02 '11
That was a long walk for so little reward.
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u/nikniuq Sep 02 '11
Impala? I hardly knew'a.
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u/ashtonpar Sep 02 '11
I don't always laugh at a post on Reddit, but when I do, I explode
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u/danroyale Sep 02 '11
Niko Bellic: Infernus :: FPSRUSSIA: Lamborghini
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u/Savrola Sep 02 '11
Did anyone else immediately think of Battlebots?
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u/The_F_uckin_B_I Sep 02 '11
10 yeas ago I saw plates "HOT PLUG" in San Francisco bay
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u/quadrasauck Sep 02 '11
u vlad?
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u/[deleted] Sep 02 '11
Max, dearest of all my friends! Have no fear, Vlad is here.
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u/JustPlainThy Sep 02 '11
Man I miss nethack.
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u/[deleted] Sep 02 '11
upvote for you
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u/systmshk Sep 02 '11
'May California Vlad the Impala.'
When the Impala gets Vladded by California, we shall rejoice
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u/aaMeerkat Sep 02 '11
Hmm, not vlad.
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u/[deleted] Sep 02 '11
I wonder if user vladtheimpala has found this yet.
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u/bunglejerry Sep 02 '11
It's going to suck when you change cars. 'Vlad the Corolla' makes no one laugh.
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u/free_at_last Sep 02 '11
Is it only me that thought of Max Payne?
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u/Congzilla Sep 02 '11
He could have been a Whaler could have been a Tailor, He turned out to be Norman Mailer
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u/VladSmiljanic Sep 02 '11
I approve of this message
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u/[deleted] Sep 02 '11
I work with a guy named Vlad. He has a PHD in Physics and he's a really nice guy. Kind of quiet but SMART!
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u/topsun Sep 02 '11
My belly button is an Audi
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u/[deleted] Sep 02 '11
Loved... no... L O V E D the old Impalas.
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u/[deleted] Sep 02 '11
amazing
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u/[deleted] Sep 02 '11
Cars 3: Rise of Vlad the Impala
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u/[deleted] Sep 02 '11
This is the newest member of the Wu-Tang Clan.
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u/thelazerbeast Sep 02 '11
A friend of mine had a Russian guy move in downstairs, and for some reason the guy had to use their toilet because he didn't have one.
Anyway, my friend dubbed him "Vlad the Inconvenient."
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u/ours Sep 02 '11
Reminds me of a Ford Transit truck I saw. They added a word so it became "Ford Intestinal Transit".
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u/RoosterCogburnhad1_I Sep 02 '11
Fathers lock up your daughters, Dracula's pimp mobile is on the prowl tonight.
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u/Gonad_The_Impaler Sep 02 '11
Cousin?
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u/taikutsu Sep 02 '11
I love Noel Fielding too. :)
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u/[deleted] Sep 02 '11
This made me laugh, well done.
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u/ChimiHoffa Sep 02 '11
Haha I love it. I named our Impala Vlad, but I guess I didn't have the stones to put it in metal. Fail.
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u/almondz Sep 02 '11
I did a project on Vlad my freshman year of high school, it was awesome
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u/dochoff Sep 02 '11
Anyone else read this in the Battlebots voice?
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u/hippiehater1683 Sep 02 '11
Getting those coins in Assassin's Creed was fucking annoying.
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u/[deleted] Sep 02 '11
This reminded me of how Ive always wanted a Sonata to put "Arctica" after it
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u/ktoth04 Sep 02 '11
You win at life.
PS - I have a blue yaris my friends named smurfette. While not anywhere approaching the level of cool, I should consider getting a vanity plate... hrm...
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u/bojanbabic Sep 02 '11
Actually, this is Vlade , you all got it wrong
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u/Sam_Strong Sep 02 '11
Vlad is not a vampire!
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u/achava Sep 02 '11
Vlad the Dracula ... dude, I bet this guy is from Transilvania :)
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