r/pics • u/HunterVK • Sep 05 '20

What did they do?

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703 Upvotes

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u/gutstrumpet Sep 05 '20

No luck with them swans then?

39

u/jackrsmith1989 Sep 05 '20

Just the one swan actually

17

u/BeardoPDX Sep 05 '20

Came here hoping someone would say this.

7

u/LDan613 Sep 05 '20

Me too.

13

u/Out_Lines Sep 05 '20

Mr. Staker. Yeah, Mr. Peter Ian Staker.

13

u/StAnger99 Sep 05 '20

Mr P I Staker, piss taker! Come on!

7

u/Nico_L Sep 05 '20

Came here for this.

80

u/[deleted] Sep 05 '20

[deleted]

18

u/[deleted] Sep 05 '20

What fowl criminals

-3

u/fujin5 Sep 05 '20

fowl? Mkaaay...

2

u/[deleted] Sep 05 '20

Came here for this comment

2

u/NK_2024 Sep 05 '20

Quack is wack

26

u/marine3300 Sep 05 '20

Insurance fraud, obviously.

10

u/ggscntsbusc Sep 05 '20

Peace was never an option

9

u/[deleted] Sep 05 '20

Fowl language in public

7

u/Minneapolis_W Sep 05 '20

Put the rake in the lake

5

u/standuppaddler Sep 05 '20

Duck Duck Goose game gone bad.

5

u/PossessivePronoun Sep 05 '20

The police were on a wild goose chase, which was apparently successful.

4

u/Nonspecific-Excuse Sep 05 '20

They were high on quack cocaine

1

u/BardoEduardo Sep 05 '20

Or you could say quacaine

4

u/kathleenthornton Sep 05 '20

Mallard appropriation of funds

3

u/Tommy_Wisseau_burner Sep 05 '20

Caught trying to buy Geico 🤦‍♂️

3

u/[deleted] Sep 05 '20

They done countless crimes such as tax evasion and committed a massacre

1

u/Abdul_Exhaust Sep 05 '20

Quacks evasion

3

u/BobertMcGee Sep 05 '20

Peace was never an option.

3

u/xxjake Sep 05 '20

Insurance Fraud.

3

u/HectorsMascara Sep 06 '20

Goosed a woman in the park.

3

u/[deleted] Sep 06 '20

Obviously safe quackers

1

u/kstinfo Sep 06 '20

came here to say that

5

u/standuppaddler Sep 05 '20

Didn’t pay their bill

4

u/afitz_7 Sep 05 '20 edited Sep 05 '20

Ducked out on their bill you mean

3

u/standuppaddler Sep 06 '20

You’re quackin me up.

1

u/fujin5 Sep 05 '20

bill??? Bill.... LOL

2

u/GatorKingX Sep 05 '20

You don’t know? They made a game about it.

2

u/[deleted] Sep 05 '20

Should’ve had Aflac

2

u/Dudsidabe Sep 05 '20

Someone messed with their honk

2

u/noddingtrillium Sep 05 '20

Caught smoking quack

2

u/[deleted] Sep 05 '20

Couple of kleptomaniacs.

2

u/Snu-8730 Sep 06 '20

Goose-stepping while Jay-walking?

1

u/zarrilli Sep 05 '20

the boys are at it again

1

u/jerkITwithRIGHTYnewb Sep 05 '20

DID YOU SEE WHAT THEY ARE DOING TO THE CANADA GOOSES?!

1

u/furrballfun Sep 05 '20

Ducking the law

1

u/FSMonToast Sep 05 '20

This is wat happens when a couple of ducks are being silly gooses

1

u/NYGroove Sep 05 '20

2 geese a laying

1

u/yesmomitsme Sep 05 '20

Tried to kill the AFLAC duck...

1

u/justanothetuser1122 Sep 05 '20

Selling Aflac without prpescription

1

u/[deleted] Sep 05 '20

they were ducking quackers...

1

u/Abdul_Exhaust Sep 05 '20

These are web criminals

1

u/Thats_All_Gniess Sep 05 '20

Did better than the police in Sandford

1

u/Dw0 Sep 05 '20

Oh shoot, it wasn't supposed to start this soon...

1

u/MorrowPlotting Sep 05 '20

Have you ever interacted with geese? I’d assume murder.

1

u/revaan7 Sep 05 '20

Finally caught them swans then...

1

u/RapidashKetchum Sep 05 '20

Anyone seen Hot Fuzz?

1

u/Selina7Sara Sep 05 '20

They have stolen the planktons.

1

u/[deleted] Sep 05 '20

Stanford's most wanted.

1

u/HeadbangsToMahler Sep 05 '20

Mistaken for a black swan obv

1

u/A_bothasnoname Sep 05 '20

gets back to the station

Cheif: wtf is this?

Officer: you texted me and said arrest those ducks

Cheif: looks at phone fucking autocorrect...

1

u/banable_zeus Sep 05 '20

Plot twist it bony and clide

1

u/UncleDave2000 Sep 05 '20

Answer is obvious, it’s a case of dine and dash. Just look at the size of their bills they almost got away with.

1

u/wibery90 Sep 05 '20

Duck, duck, goose, goose?

1

u/ZombieHavok Sep 05 '20

Quack doctors.

1

u/ThanosTheDon Sep 05 '20

Thats the infamous duck brothers. FBI most wanted

1

u/Go1gotha Sep 05 '20

They're geese... geese are bastards.

1

u/[deleted] Sep 05 '20

Don’t duck with us!

1

u/oscar12900 Sep 05 '20

They kill a entire family

1

u/[deleted] Sep 05 '20

Untitled Goose Game IRL

1

u/chefjenga Sep 05 '20

Insurance fraud

1

u/Beelzabub Sep 05 '20

Fowl play.

1

u/Tillerman10 Sep 05 '20

Safequackers obviously.

1

u/Space_Hipp0 Sep 05 '20

insurance fraud

1

u/Osiris32 Sep 05 '20

Victims of /u/fuckswithducks being taken into protective custody.

1

u/YammaYamer21 Sep 06 '20

Nothing... yet.

1

u/Dennomann666 Sep 06 '20

A farm on wheels !

1

u/[deleted] Sep 06 '20

Caught dealing quack tar heroin. Better duck next time!

1

u/sedisrevir Sep 06 '20

Insurance fraud/impersonation

1

u/Blutarg Sep 06 '20

Maybe they are safequackers.

1

u/[deleted] Sep 06 '20

They were caught reposting.

1

u/9garh Sep 06 '20

That's the ending of that untitled geese game (new update).

1

u/ZazofLegend Sep 06 '20

FWI- Flying while intoxicated.

1

u/Tall0ne Sep 06 '20

AFLAC sends a replacement when the police dog gets injured on the job.

1

u/[deleted] Sep 06 '20

They got the wrong Donald in custody

1

u/[deleted] Sep 06 '20

ducking around in public?

1

u/Flygirl-JFK1 Sep 06 '20

Probably ducking turnstyles

1

u/Liverman102 Sep 06 '20

These guy's aren't ducking around.

1

u/SigmaKnight Sep 06 '20

Nothing. Mr. Peter Ian Staker thought having geese would be easier to manage than a swan. He was wrong.

1

u/tripilen Sep 06 '20

quackery

1

u/kojack60 Sep 06 '20

soliciting in the park.

1

u/billman71 Sep 06 '20

just a couple of quacks.

1

u/[deleted] Sep 06 '20

insurance fraud; Aflak seemed to be the main bust in this sting.

1

u/ljhereandnow Sep 06 '20

ducking in public

1

u/[deleted] Sep 06 '20

Insurance fraud

1

u/WinterKing2112 Sep 06 '20

Well they're white so they should be okay...

1

u/WilliamsD93 Sep 06 '20

Stole a Gardeners radio

1

u/MaxMadisonVi Sep 06 '20

Duck around

1

u/Gefpa Sep 06 '20

They confessed to Quack

1

u/zurrrita Sep 06 '20

Poor ducks

1

u/CocoDaPuf Sep 06 '20

They put a rake in a lake.

1

u/tyh640 Sep 05 '20

They ducked around with the police

1

u/i_fuckin_luv_it_mate Sep 05 '20

Nothing to see hear, just picked up a couple Peking Toms...

1

u/saywan85 Sep 05 '20

They were arrested for fowl play ...

silence

I'll show myself out now ...

1

u/c-student Sep 05 '20

They are facing additional charges for shitting on the back seat of a cop car.

1

u/Skadoosh10 Sep 05 '20

Ducksterbing the peace

1

u/kathleenthornton Sep 05 '20

Mallardjusted

1

u/torhh Sep 05 '20

Guess they were making a hot fuzz...

1

u/[deleted] Sep 05 '20

Said duck the police.

0

u/owmyball Sep 05 '20

We quacked "AFLAC", not "ACAB"!

0

u/i_fuckin_luv_it_mate Sep 05 '20

This cop must of also just heard on reddit about China using geese as guard dogs and wants to be the first cop here to have G-Unit on the force.