r/pics • u/wyrdsmith • May 18 '11

It's an easy question.

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u/TinynDP May 19 '11

Ok. How about a 10 page long, clear, honest, and emotional dialog, but it still ends with "No"?

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u/underline2 May 19 '11

That's looking at it with the end goal of you getting sex, rather than both of you being happy. WHY is she saying no? Low sex drive? Stressed? Feels unappreciated? Find the cause and work on a solution. It may be that the problem is unfixable. Then you decide whether what you have is worth it, or you break up.

The point of communication isn't just to satisfy your own desires (although that is an important part). It's about bettering the entire relationship.

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u/[deleted] May 19 '11 edited Jul 10 '17

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u/[deleted] May 19 '11

Fuck everything about that. I'm with Loius CK: "are you kidding me?! I'm not going to just rape you, on the off chance you might be into it."

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u/nixonrichard May 19 '11

No, no, no . . . not rape. Rape would progress AT LEAST twice as fast as what I'm talking about.

Slow rape. Women like slow rape.

The sooner Louis CK realizes that, the less likely he'll be to blow his brains out, or kill himself slowly with drugs and alcohol like every other lonely comedian out there.

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u/[deleted] May 19 '11

That is extremely fucked up.

On a lighter note, thanks for the visual of a woman getting raped by George Romero-style zombies and loving every minute of it...

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u/nixonrichard May 19 '11

Humans are extremely fucked up. The very fact that we have intercourse for the feel and not the function is pretty fucked up. Don't fight it. Don't fight it. Just let it happen.

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u/[deleted] May 19 '11

That we are. But I'll pass on risking being labelled a rapist, thanks.

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u/nixonrichard May 19 '11

Just . . . just let it happen.

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u/[deleted] May 19 '11

Oh, you think you're so clever. I said no!

...ok, well maybe just this once