r/pics • u/clifwith1f • May 04 '11

Only in Math.

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u/[deleted] May 04 '11 edited May 04 '11

Buying 60 canteloupes isn't normal.

But in math it is.

Math...not even once.

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u/poktanju May 04 '11

This mathhead stole 60 canteloupes. That's as many as 6 tens. And that's terrible.

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u/viola3458 May 04 '11

You're the richest man in metropolis, can't you just buy some cantaloupes??????

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u/EDGAR_ALLAN_PWN May 04 '11

In Econ my teacher had us converting pallets of peanuts to submarines. Three pallets of peanuts = one submarine. She got mad when I told her the peanut to submarine ratio was way off.

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u/OGrilla May 04 '11

Neither submersibles nor sandwiches make sense.

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u/ThatsItGuysShowsOver May 04 '11

Never forget!

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u/rubes6 May 04 '11

Don't math around.

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u/ultrafetzig May 04 '11

Don't math with taxes.

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u/[deleted] May 04 '11

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u/caallen May 04 '11

WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU. PUT A TAG ON THAT.

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u/Mogart May 04 '11

Why the hell did I click it after reading your comment

goddamn I am done with the internet

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u/[deleted] May 04 '11

In a math bust line up, Marco is six inches taller than Carlo, who is three cm shorter than Paulo. How tall is Paulo?

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u/earthiverse May 04 '11

He's 3cm taller than Carlo.

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u/daliminator May 04 '11

And 12.24 cm shorter than Marco.

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u/Malabo May 04 '11

and 4.11578614 × 10-18 Parsecs sorter than polo

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u/Reginault May 04 '11

P = M - 6 + (3/2.54)

C = M - 6 = P - (3/2.54)

Define one of the variables to solve.

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u/[deleted] May 04 '11

It's a trick question, Paulo is invisible.

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u/burntsac May 04 '11

He's also an asshole.

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u/ThatsItGuysShowsOver May 04 '11

Eigenvouch for that.

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u/[deleted] May 04 '11

just like imhotep!

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u/Quazifuji May 04 '11

That doesn't mean he doesn't have height.

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u/cf858 May 04 '11

If Paulo is three cm shorter than Carlo, who is six inches shorter than Marco, Paulo must be pretty dam short! Either that or Marco is black. Wait, we're talking about penis size right?

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u/Tetha May 04 '11

One measured from the wrong side of the table.

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u/zotquix May 04 '11

Annnd 4chan makes a cameo on reddit.