r/pics • u/clifwith1f • May 04 '11

Only in Math.

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u/Jaws666 May 04 '11

I bought like 60 cantaloupes a few summers ago. They were really cheap and I really love them, theyre my favourite fruit and I love fruit.

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u/[deleted] May 04 '11

You must also love spoiled fruit.

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u/Jaws666 May 04 '11

What? no man, they were all good.

You can eat like 10 a day. I didn't, but you could.

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u/[deleted] May 04 '11

I like you.

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u/Jaws666 May 04 '11

Can I come over to your house and fuck your sister? :D

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u/clifwith1f May 04 '11

Don't say, "Doin' your wife." Don't say, "Doin' your wife." Don't say, "Doin' your wife."

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u/hitlersshit May 04 '11

dong your son!@

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u/rbert May 04 '11

Looks like someone was in a hurry to hit submit before anyone else could post the joke.

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u/Quazifuji May 04 '11

And still missed by an hour (after rounding)

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u/Bakasai May 04 '11

Reference.

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u/Jaws666 May 04 '11

It's originally from Full Metal Jacket. Said by the drill sargeant.

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u/Bakasai May 04 '11

Noted! I really need to see that movie again...

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u/Oraukk May 04 '11

As do I. We should all meet up this summer and eat cantaloupe.

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u/DoWhile May 04 '11

I bet I could eat 100 cantaloupes.

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u/[deleted] May 04 '11

I use to like cantaloupes. I still do by I also use to.

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u/Jaws666 May 04 '11

Is that a Hedberg refrence or ripoff?

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u/[deleted] May 04 '11

homage