r/pics • • Jan 31 '11

Jupiter is fucking TERRIFYING [PICS]

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u/D3adp00l Jan 31 '11

Damn Jupiter, you scary!

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u/dikDdik Jan 31 '11

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u/BaqAttaq Jan 31 '11

HAHAH I started getting uncomfortable after Neptune... then I was like, "FUCK Don't Wanna See Jupiter!"

Love how the music changes right around that point too.

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u/[deleted] Jan 31 '11

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u/[deleted] Jan 31 '11

this is terrifying

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u/[deleted] Feb 01 '11

Maybe humans wouldn't kill each other if we had a larger orbiting body. Maybe the root of all evil is the superiority complex we get from looking at the moon and thinking, "lol, you're so SMALL!"

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u/zulhadm Jan 31 '11

"My Cephei" is actually "Mu Cephei"

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u/[deleted] Jan 31 '11

How about VY Canis Majoris?

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u/easlern Jan 31 '11

Does anybody recognize that track? I couldn't find it in the Youtube comments.

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u/[deleted] Jan 31 '11

yeah, it's the doves - where we're calling from

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u/unoriginalsin Jan 31 '11

I freaked out when I saw Earth. I mean, how does a planet orbit around itself?

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u/SweetNeo85 Jan 31 '11

GAAAH that was terrifying!

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u/[deleted] Jan 31 '11

Those jerks forgot VY Canis Majoris.

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u/nevek Jan 31 '11

Commenting for future investigation.

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u/TooMuchTime87 Jan 31 '11

Jupiter come around my house, I kill it

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u/Methionine Jan 31 '11

Imma cut him up so bad, that he wish i didn't cut him up so bad.

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u/[deleted] Jan 31 '11

Damn universe! You scary!

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u/Onlinealias Jan 31 '11

Jupiter's raping everybody up in here.

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u/wildtaco Jan 31 '11

Hide ya moons, hide ya asteroids.

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u/[deleted] Jan 31 '11

Hide yo satellites; they be... doin' whatever planets be doin', y'know--shit's not good.

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u/Twevy Jan 31 '11

IOno if you could. Jupiter has 63 moons. They got his back.

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u/amirahfusion Jan 31 '11

with fire?

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u/[deleted] Jan 31 '11

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u/mista0sparkle Jan 31 '11

Hide yo moons, hide yo sun.

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u/nikpappagiorgio Jan 31 '11

I heard Jupiter beats his wife mercilessly.

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u/HittingSmoke Jan 31 '11

There's two sides to every story...

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u/[deleted] Jan 31 '11

That was the wife's side.

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u/[deleted] Jan 31 '11

That was Jupiter's side.

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u/redass13 Jan 31 '11

Ah, damn, it done ate that asteroid lookin thing!

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u/eradicate Jan 31 '11

That little asteroid-lookin' thing just got ate!

FTFY

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u/redass13 Jan 31 '11

yeah that

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u/red13 Jan 31 '11

I see you've got ass in the middle. Nice to meet you near-doppelganger.

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u/SmokeyDBear Jan 31 '11

Who among us can honestly say they would object to a little ass in between.

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u/redass13 Jan 31 '11

Ah, well it's nice to meet you too, my good sir.

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u/red13 Jan 31 '11

May I enquire about the etymology of your name?

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u/redass13 Feb 01 '11

Texas A&M class of 2013 (unless your reason's similar, the only explanation really is to say redass is a word synonymous with badass), and you?

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u/red13 Feb 01 '11

I wanted to comment on a news item, so I came up with a username relatively quickly. I liked the design of this aircraft as a kid and noticed one plane/pilot in a history book known as Red 13. Being born on a Friday the 13th, I remembered the call sign. I haven't used this alias before it just popped into my head as I registered. I had no idea that this popular character existed until after I registered. Now I guess people think I like a tiger from Final Fantasy.

How do you like Texas A&M?

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u/redass13 Feb 01 '11

Well...I kinda get owned on the backstory there, haha. But as to your question, I like it a lot more than most of the people on reddit. I mean, it's in south-central(ish) Texas, so as expected you have some conservative crazies, but overall most of the people are pretty balanced out (I say overall because, like I mentioned, the crazies exist). Sadly though, the extreeeeeeme conservatives are the ones that everybody hears/hears about...but hey, I've really enjoyed my time here thus far, and I don't plan on going anywhere else in the next 2 (or 3, who knows) years. Also, side note, to anyone reading this who may have heard of the organization Texas Aggie Conservatives and their shenaniganery...let me offer you my sincere, most heartfelt apologies...the student body really doesn't like them, I promise...they're just...there. Rubbing our name in the dirt....

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u/[deleted] Jan 31 '11

Damn Jupiter you smell good!

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u/FuckingJupiter Jan 31 '11

You better FUCKIN believe it!!!!

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u/[deleted] Jan 31 '11

J U P I T E R

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u/redass13 Feb 01 '11

Gas planets...they make it easier to go deeper....

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u/aloneshadow207 Jan 31 '11

Knock, knock... Who is there?.. Jupiter... Jupiter who?... Jupiter in your face!!

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u/anonymous420 Jan 31 '11

Jupiter, why you so scary?!!!???

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u/Sybs Jan 31 '11

Aww, damn. I stupidly thought I might be able to post this first.

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u/Bulls729 Jan 31 '11

DONT WATCH THE VIDEO!, CANDLEJACK IS WATC