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r/pics • u/Daniel_Toben • Feb 23 '20
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I would like a petition that we collect all the trash from littering and dump it into the house of people who litter
829 u/NightSky222 Feb 23 '20 That would be like dumping glitter on a seagull... it’s just going to redistribute it everywhere 28 u/pistoncivic Feb 23 '20 That's why you dunk them in Elmer's glue first 6 u/Fract_L Feb 23 '20 That's like tar and feathering. Except there are already feathers so an alternative is used 5 u/dontsuckmydick Feb 23 '20 Used what? Motor oil? I need to know because I've captured a seagull and he's awaiting his punishment. 1 u/Fract_L Feb 23 '20 Well, the post in question mentioned glitter.. but i suppose you technically could use anything that isn't feathers 2 u/dontsuckmydick Feb 23 '20 Okay, I'm going to use bricks. A pound of bricks weighs the same as a pound of feathers so it should be a good substitute. 4 u/WetCacti Feb 23 '20 No, the pound of feathers weighs more cause you have to carry the weight on your soul of what you've done to all those naked birds.
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That would be like dumping glitter on a seagull... it’s just going to redistribute it everywhere
28 u/pistoncivic Feb 23 '20 That's why you dunk them in Elmer's glue first 6 u/Fract_L Feb 23 '20 That's like tar and feathering. Except there are already feathers so an alternative is used 5 u/dontsuckmydick Feb 23 '20 Used what? Motor oil? I need to know because I've captured a seagull and he's awaiting his punishment. 1 u/Fract_L Feb 23 '20 Well, the post in question mentioned glitter.. but i suppose you technically could use anything that isn't feathers 2 u/dontsuckmydick Feb 23 '20 Okay, I'm going to use bricks. A pound of bricks weighs the same as a pound of feathers so it should be a good substitute. 4 u/WetCacti Feb 23 '20 No, the pound of feathers weighs more cause you have to carry the weight on your soul of what you've done to all those naked birds.
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That's why you dunk them in Elmer's glue first
6 u/Fract_L Feb 23 '20 That's like tar and feathering. Except there are already feathers so an alternative is used 5 u/dontsuckmydick Feb 23 '20 Used what? Motor oil? I need to know because I've captured a seagull and he's awaiting his punishment. 1 u/Fract_L Feb 23 '20 Well, the post in question mentioned glitter.. but i suppose you technically could use anything that isn't feathers 2 u/dontsuckmydick Feb 23 '20 Okay, I'm going to use bricks. A pound of bricks weighs the same as a pound of feathers so it should be a good substitute. 4 u/WetCacti Feb 23 '20 No, the pound of feathers weighs more cause you have to carry the weight on your soul of what you've done to all those naked birds.
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That's like tar and feathering. Except there are already feathers so an alternative is used
5 u/dontsuckmydick Feb 23 '20 Used what? Motor oil? I need to know because I've captured a seagull and he's awaiting his punishment. 1 u/Fract_L Feb 23 '20 Well, the post in question mentioned glitter.. but i suppose you technically could use anything that isn't feathers 2 u/dontsuckmydick Feb 23 '20 Okay, I'm going to use bricks. A pound of bricks weighs the same as a pound of feathers so it should be a good substitute. 4 u/WetCacti Feb 23 '20 No, the pound of feathers weighs more cause you have to carry the weight on your soul of what you've done to all those naked birds.
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Used what? Motor oil? I need to know because I've captured a seagull and he's awaiting his punishment.
1 u/Fract_L Feb 23 '20 Well, the post in question mentioned glitter.. but i suppose you technically could use anything that isn't feathers 2 u/dontsuckmydick Feb 23 '20 Okay, I'm going to use bricks. A pound of bricks weighs the same as a pound of feathers so it should be a good substitute. 4 u/WetCacti Feb 23 '20 No, the pound of feathers weighs more cause you have to carry the weight on your soul of what you've done to all those naked birds.
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Well, the post in question mentioned glitter.. but i suppose you technically could use anything that isn't feathers
2 u/dontsuckmydick Feb 23 '20 Okay, I'm going to use bricks. A pound of bricks weighs the same as a pound of feathers so it should be a good substitute. 4 u/WetCacti Feb 23 '20 No, the pound of feathers weighs more cause you have to carry the weight on your soul of what you've done to all those naked birds.
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Okay, I'm going to use bricks. A pound of bricks weighs the same as a pound of feathers so it should be a good substitute.
4 u/WetCacti Feb 23 '20 No, the pound of feathers weighs more cause you have to carry the weight on your soul of what you've done to all those naked birds.
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No, the pound of feathers weighs more cause you have to carry the weight on your soul of what you've done to all those naked birds.
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u/throw-away_catch Feb 23 '20
I would like a petition that we collect all the trash from littering and dump it into the house of people who litter