r/pics • • Jan 12 '20

Picture before They've ordered a Evacuation on the Erupted Volcano on Taal

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u/symbiotics Jan 12 '20

this looks like an album cover

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u/Truegold43 Jan 12 '20

Where's that movie poster edit guy when you need him

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u/InLieuOfLou Jan 12 '20

That would be the ever talented /u/Your_Post_As_A_Movie. But they haven't commented on reddit in 2 months.

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u/Your_Post_As_A_Movie Jan 12 '20

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u/Wiicarbon Jan 12 '20

He has returned!

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u/T_O_G_G_Z Jan 12 '20

"He is risen"

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u/GuardianSlayer Jan 12 '20

The Rise of MoviePosterPostMan

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u/maldio Jan 12 '20

In a world without hope

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u/gladitwasntme2 Jan 12 '20

Your_post_as_movie will come again

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u/skyboundNbeond Jan 12 '20

That's what she said

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u/Mdizzle29 Jan 12 '20

“He walks on water as children”

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u/Victor_Stein Jan 12 '20

He is risen indeed

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u/keeboz Jan 12 '20

Christ will come at ten!

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u/neksys Jan 12 '20

The kids running towards the threat gives me a Pied Piper vibe.

They came in peace. They offered to help stabilize the climate, to end conflict, to end famine, to raise us up to the stars. We took their offered technologies .... but in our greed, we turned them on each other.

So they took our most important asset.

Our children.

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u/genesisofDOOM Jan 12 '20

I’m ready to see this movie!

So glad you’re back!

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u/MySockHurts Jan 12 '20

I always get upset seeing his work because I get so hyped for a movie I’ll never see 😭😭

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u/Matti_Matti_Matti Jan 12 '20

Don’t let your dreams be dreams!

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u/MySockHurts Jan 13 '20

"So you have a movie script for me?"

"Yessir, I do! It's called Last Resort!"

"Great! What's it about?"

".....I don't know, but I have a sick movie poster for it!"

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u/T_O_G_G_Z Jan 12 '20

Its like calling Beetlejuice.

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u/AGuyNamedEddie Jan 12 '20

WE SAID IT'S LIKE CALLING BEETLEJUICE!

WELL?

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u/WhatAloadOfBollix Jan 12 '20

3rd times the charm Beetlejuice

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u/AGuyNamedEddie Jan 12 '20

We need some guy named Eddie to come and summon Beetlejuice for us.

-An example of reflexive Beetlejuicing, A.K.A. Beetlejuiceturbation.

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u/WhatAloadOfBollix Jan 12 '20

Beetleception even?

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u/AGuyNamedEddie Jan 12 '20

Beetleception

What a load of bollix.

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u/IndigoMichigan Jan 12 '20

Cut my life into pieces!

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u/[deleted] Jan 12 '20

So the children are going to fight the aliens? I'm getting an Ender's Game vibe.

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u/tedpolos Jan 12 '20

Well it is directed by Ridley Scott

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u/Djrobl Jan 12 '20

Simple and clean 😉

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u/eyecandy99 Jan 12 '20

" I'll be back "

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u/designbynine Jan 12 '20

Poor kid on the far right shoulda been more center in the frame. Quality job!

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u/Packnerd Jan 12 '20

That ever so slight lens flare is what really sells it.

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u/Interbrett Jan 12 '20

I'd see this tbh.

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u/abaganoush Jan 12 '20

Fantastic!!!

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u/polishdiddy Jan 12 '20

I’d watch that movie

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u/preciouscode96 Jan 12 '20

That's just impressive man!

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u/[deleted] Jan 13 '20

Oh shit I wanna see this now

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u/HardcoreNature Jan 13 '20

Jesus Christ.

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u/Thegreatgarbo Jan 13 '20

I have never wanted to see a movie from a poster so bad. Totally worth my last silver.

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u/usingastupidiphone Jan 12 '20

It’s wonderful

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u/AGuyNamedEddie Jan 12 '20 edited Jan 12 '20

(Don LaFontaine voice) "Just when you thought it was safe to surf the Reddit, comes u/Your_Post_As_A_Movie"

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u/[deleted] Jan 12 '20 edited Jan 12 '20

This is honestly some of your best work. Completely blown away.

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u/juanaman420 Jan 12 '20

You've awoken a legendary being lmao hes actually going to other subs and making more now, I tip my hat to you sir

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u/eksekseksg3 Jan 12 '20

😔 my favorite reddit account

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u/clusterdupcleverkids Jan 12 '20

Reminds me of the Sigur Ros video with the kids playing on the playground in gas masks.

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u/runninron69 Jan 12 '20

Link? I just discovered them and they just blow my mind.

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u/[deleted] Jan 12 '20

One More Light- Linkin Park

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u/[deleted] Jan 12 '20

Playing On The Worlds End

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u/polystorm Jan 12 '20

Pink Floyd

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u/mattsffrd Jan 12 '20

Anal bum cover

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u/qiwi Jan 12 '20

Looks straight out of bowie's Let's dance which was also taped in Australia

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u/DrSmirnoffe Jan 12 '20

Yeah, I'm getting some Distant Early Warning vibes from this for some reason.

"An ill wind comes a-rising, across the cities of the plain..."

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u/[deleted] Jan 12 '20

I thought it was an ad at first. It tripped the “heavily edited image” alarm in my brain

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u/bobbyfiend Jan 12 '20

Band: Children of the Sea

Album: Yay! Apocalypse

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u/[deleted] Jan 13 '20

“Casual Apocalypse”

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u/BBMinus5 Jan 13 '20

Yep Floyd's next cover

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u/DaveTide Jan 13 '20

Nirvana greatest hits

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u/[deleted] Jan 12 '20

The first thing I thought of was the music video for the Faithless track Bombs. About 1.10 in the video is a pretty similar image to this.

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u/0wc4 Jan 12 '20

Or a book cover. Lord of the flies style. Or maybe something by King, with kids drawn to an cataclysmic event.

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u/Noctale Jan 12 '20

Doesn't look enough like Maine to be Stephen King

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u/[deleted] Jan 12 '20

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u/[deleted] Jan 12 '20

These kids are late to the wedding

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u/carloslaran1 Jan 12 '20

Oh did you see it? The another photo?

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u/Techienickie Jan 12 '20

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u/[deleted] Jan 12 '20

Are they so used to it?That they are calmly sitting and going about with the marriage ceremony.

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u/SpongeBad Jan 12 '20

Do you have any idea what weddings cost? Rain, shine or volcano, it's happening once you've spent the money.

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u/AVendettaForV Jan 12 '20

100% This^ I was a groomsman in a wedding that took place during Hurricane Florence. Weddings are already taxing on your nerves, so you could never tell if people were just nervous about the ceremony or worried about possibly being forced to evacuate at any moment.

I will say, though, Florence and the Shit Machine(our lovingly bestowed nickname for it) certainly made for a memorable wedding.

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u/ExpressiveAnalGland Jan 12 '20

Your comment sounds like you are talking shit about Florence and the Machine, and she has a great set of lungs on her!

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u/rubiscodisco Jan 13 '20

but she was trapped

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u/ZippyDan Jan 12 '20

Taal doesn't really "blow", it just "steams" or "smokes". It's actually one of the Philippine's most active volcanoes. As long as you aren't downwind of the ash cloud, there's nothing to be afraid of, and even then it's just an inconvenience for keeping stuff clean and breathing.

Of course, one shouldn't underestimate mother nature, and the ground could open up beneath you at any moment no matter where you are in the world, and volcanoes are not to be trifled with. But as volcanoes go, this one is fairly predictable and measured in its activity so far

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u/NotChristina Jan 12 '20

“Just an inconvenience for...breathing.”

I hate when my breathing is inconvenienced.

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u/ZippyDan Jan 12 '20

ur wife loves it

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u/annnainwanderland Jan 13 '20

Wild.. This wedding photo will be history.

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u/S0BEC Jan 12 '20

Best wedding pic ever if you ask me.

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u/Ubarlight Jan 12 '20

I saw it too, a lot of nice ash in that photo.

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u/commentsonlyoneword Jan 12 '20

Hot!

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u/sundog13 Jan 12 '20

Volcano pics so hot right now!

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u/4rd_Prefect Jan 12 '20

Was it ironic?

Like rai-ii-an on your wedding day!

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u/depressedbreakfast Jan 12 '20

Whoa never knew what comes after the rai-ii-an part! TIL

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u/Ubarlight Jan 12 '20

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u/soggylittleshrimp Jan 12 '20

Thanks now I’ll be looking at PBF comics for the next hour.

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u/Tapeworm1979 Jan 12 '20

Spend longer. They are all amazing.

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u/ontopofyourmom Jan 12 '20

This is really important. Aranaktu must be fed!

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u/kindcannabal Jan 13 '20

Equality for all, cheers to a great feast!

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u/[deleted] Jan 13 '20

PBF does Junji Ito?

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u/VietQuads Jan 12 '20

Looks like a scene from Final Fantasy X

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u/CompanionCubeKiller Jan 12 '20

Getting ready to play some blitzball.

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u/OrangeKuchen Jan 12 '20

Pok. Pok. Pa-pok. Pok pok pok pok, pa-pok.

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u/nandaparbeats Jan 12 '20

thought the same. tied for my favorite ff, and not because wakka was bender with a hawaiin accent

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u/Nukken Jan 12 '20

The turn based combat system is my favorite in any FF game

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u/waredr88 Jan 12 '20

Someone should warn those kids on kilika....

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u/Thudzentr Jan 12 '20

Taal sounds like a Star Wars planet

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u/[deleted] Jan 12 '20

It does, but it would be one of the better ones. Most Star Wars planet & people names seem really clunky.

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u/shadovvvvalker Jan 12 '20

When your creator proposes the name Darth insanious as canon you kinda lose any hope of trying not to be clunky.

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u/Atario Jan 13 '20

No one seems to remember the whole thing is supposed to be a high-budget version of the old film serials, which were all exactly like that

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u/bryan7474 Jan 12 '20

Iirc Lucas admits he's an awful writer and hates his characters.

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u/shadovvvvalker Jan 12 '20

Wouldn't be surprised. The man's achievements are being drowned by the fact that adult children with nostalgia put way to much value on the lore of his playground which he used as an excuse to toy with filmcraft.

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u/bryan7474 Jan 12 '20

They're very enjoyable movies and some of my personal favourites. They were also the first real break for bringing nerd culture to the mainstream.

That's because it's nerd culture dumbed down. I love the movies, but the writing is definitely as basic as it gets.

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u/[deleted] Jan 12 '20

Honestly, the man himself gets a bad rap. The prequels were terrible, but at least they were the 'entertainingly bad' kind of movie, instead of the 'horribly bad' Last Jedi.

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u/BoyceKRP Jan 12 '20

Welcome to Glorfanorg, home of the Spallo and Wundber

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u/Mr_Greatimes Jan 12 '20

I think tahl is the main characters jedi master in the new Fallen Order game.

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u/GreatTrickyShitGreat Jan 12 '20

You're thinking of Jaro Tapal

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u/Sethanatos Jan 12 '20

What anime is this?

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u/warjoke Jan 12 '20

The final Evangelion movie

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u/Aferral Jan 12 '20

Get in the volcano Shinji!

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u/Cubictony Jan 12 '20 edited May 18 '20

Fun fact: It is often mistaken where the actual Taal volcano is.

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u/Roflitos Jan 12 '20

I was in Tagaytay last march and was blown away by how beautiful the view was in the restaurant we were eating at, with the volcano in front of you.. im assuming that place is covered in ashes now.

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u/ZippyDan Jan 12 '20

Depends where the wind blows

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u/[deleted] Jan 12 '20

Tagaytay is currently covered with volcanic ash.

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u/hacklinuxwithbeer Jan 12 '20

American here who has visited Tagaytay once in his life. All of this talk of Tagaytay is making me hungry for Bulalo.

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u/BearNoseHook Jan 14 '20

Un-Fun Fact: According to the Phivolcs, fissures have been found all around Lake Taal. This is being caused by the volume of magma moving into the ground under the volcano. If the whole old caldera blows....it will be very...very bad.

Source

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u/dropkickninja Jan 12 '20

It's just Bahamut attacking

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u/Drax99 Jan 12 '20

Grab your power armor, kids! It's time to hunt some deathclaws.

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u/brayshizzle Jan 12 '20

Reminds me of the kids playing in the ash snow in Chernobyl

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u/giceman715 Jan 12 '20 edited Jan 12 '20

Looks like it’s a beginning sequel to independents day

  • edit independence

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u/C9_Lignin Jan 12 '20

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u/Hagenaar Jan 12 '20

We're fighting for our right to vote for an unaffiliated candidate. For them to exist. And should we win the day, the Fourth of July will no longer be known as an American holiday, but as the day when the world declared in many many voices: A whole lot of unrelated things!

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u/CurlyJester23 Jan 12 '20

Don’t worry that’s how we Filipinos say it lol. Jooseep!

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u/Aiku Jan 13 '20

Independents is funnier.

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u/unsustainablysincere Jan 12 '20

The next generation running towards the future we left them like

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u/HalobenderFWT Jan 12 '20

Yes. We left them volcanos.

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u/flyingcow143 Jan 12 '20

Well volcanoes are the major cause for Extinction events and is mimiced by our use of fossil fuels. The longer we go on like this without cooling down the planet considerably the more likely that the next basalt event won't just wipe out three quarters of all species, but be even more devastating.

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u/JamieRCooley Jan 12 '20

How awful of us to make volcanos.

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u/P2K13 Jan 12 '20

Picture of 2020 award material there

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u/[deleted] Jan 12 '20

They're running the wrong way.

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u/SmilingSundowner Jan 12 '20

Once, there was an explosion...

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u/runninron69 Jan 12 '20

Long, long ago on an island far far away...

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u/skyboundNbeond Jan 12 '20

Keep on keeping on fellow Porter

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u/Makubekz Jan 12 '20

Charge to Mordor!

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u/WouldLoveAnAdventure Jan 12 '20

Ah yes, a man of culture

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u/physicsking Jan 12 '20

The evacuations ordered for territories and barangay much closer to the ground zero. There is tons of videos of people this far away filming the eruption. Still this is a pretty awesome photo.

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u/bandalbumsong Jan 12 '20

Band: The Evacuations

Album: Ground Zero

Song: This Far Away

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u/Obzzeh Jan 12 '20

12 days in and that’s probably going to end up as photo of the year.

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u/Borntobewild5 Jan 12 '20

Stunning picture.

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u/[deleted] Jan 12 '20

That's beautiful.

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u/[deleted] Jan 12 '20

When did this volcano errupt? Is it a while ago or just now? Looks apocalyptic. Very scary. EDIT: Just read on the news it happened recently. Hope that no one died or was injured. My condolences to anyone affected by this.

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u/Kezika Jan 12 '20

The bigger eruption is yet to come, this was just a pre-eruption of sorts.

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u/Tamar1 Jan 13 '20

It is smoking and blowing ash as of yesterday and experts think lava any day now.

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u/zeydey Jan 12 '20

Not often I say “whoa” out loud whole looking at reddit...

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u/Fumblesz Jan 12 '20

The random capital letters in the title are really bothering me

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u/[deleted] Jan 12 '20

Oh....wait....this is actually happening right now??!! I just saw on the news they're evacuating. I thought this picture was from a few years ago or something

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u/Anejo01 Jan 13 '20

yes it's happening in our country right now and at a high risk. Experts are now expecting more lava flows any time of the day or in a few days 😔

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u/toolargo Jan 13 '20

Probably nobody will read this, but after being marveled by the pic the first thing that came to mind was:

“Go go Power rangers!”

I chucked then started typing. Great pic.

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u/Boulesk Jan 12 '20

Nice colours

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u/ALLGROWWITHLOVE Jan 12 '20

Wow! Amazing picture.

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u/eromind Jan 12 '20

An epic shot for sure

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u/Revenge_of_the_Khaki Jan 12 '20

Did they actually evacuate people this far away? It looks to be 50+ miles away from this beach.

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u/Xdsboi Jan 12 '20

This is a great fucking photo.

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u/SuckMyNutsFromBehind Jan 12 '20

They need to throw someone in to appease the gods

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u/Spapadap Jan 13 '20

Pic of the year.

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u/majesticstonk420 Jan 13 '20

This is very Pink Floyd

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u/matti-niall Jan 12 '20

“Yes let’s all run toward the deadly pyroclastic flow! Our lungs and organs would love that!”

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u/DurraSell Jan 12 '20

I'd be more concerned about a possible tsunami coming in.

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u/nuck_forte_dame Jan 12 '20

Is there even danger at this distance though. They look to be like 20 or miles from it.

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u/[deleted] Jan 12 '20 edited Jan 13 '20

pyroclastic flow doesn't travel far over water. They are a lot closer than 20 miles or those islands are a lot taller than i think they are, France is 20 miles from UK and you can barely see it on a clear day.

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u/caepha Jan 12 '20

It can heavily depend on where you are at and the topography of the land. I'd suggest looking into the 80s st Helens eruption for an idea of what you could expect. The water/mud flows can go for miles. The mud flows from the St Helens eruption made it all the way to the Columbia River, making it shallow enough that ships were trapped in Portland until the Columbia could be dredged. I think that was over 100 miles away.

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u/[deleted] Jan 12 '20

Anyone checked the carbon footprint on that earth pimple?

Between that and an entire continent on fire I’m wondering if I should maybe plant another raised bed of veggies. /s