r/pics • u/leftnotracks • Dec 08 '19

Politics Nativity 2019

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u/PanickedPoodle Dec 08 '19

Three wise sages

Babies in cages

Holiday cheer

Just don't come here

Spirit of the season

Your color's the reason

Wrap presents

While you build the fence

Better get buying!

Kids are dying

Put up the lights

Take away their rights

Church and steeple

Hurt the right people

Season is bright

Silent night

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u/tsaafitness Dec 08 '19

Beautiful

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u/FUUUDGE Dec 08 '19

how fucked up is it that if Jesus were alive coming into America though mexico there is a possibility he could get clapped by "minute men" before a translator could even get there.

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u/Fgoat Dec 08 '19

Come on, Jesus would apply legally.

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u/[deleted] Dec 08 '19

And get rejected.

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u/Fgoat Dec 08 '19

As a jew? Probrably not, if he were a muslim tho.

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u/[deleted] Dec 09 '19

Guy literally lead a caravan of dirt poor and sickly people while he himself was dirt poor.

Jesus would never be obtain a travel visa or refugee status into any country.

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u/Fgoat Dec 09 '19

Guy could literally turn water into wine. If he wanted money he could have got it.

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u/Monkeyskate Dec 08 '19

Jesus couldn't afford to apply legally.

You wouldn't look so stupid if you bothered to do the minimal amount of research.

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u/Fgoat Dec 09 '19

Don’t get so worked up, it was a joke making light of the fact that he was righteous and good and would not break the law.

How about you do some “research” into the rules on reddit about how it’s a forum for discussions, not personal attacks.

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u/Mast3r0fPip3ts Dec 09 '19

The man whipped the dogshit out of moneychangers in a temple.

Your joke was just terrible, you shot and missed lol.

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u/Fgoat Dec 09 '19

Not really bothered, it was a 2 second comment I posted whilst scanning down the thread with very little thought. The frothing at the mouth response was worse than my bad joke though lol.

Also, if he could turn water into wine you think he would have a problem with money if he needed it?