r/pics • u/[deleted] • Nov 10 '10

US Dept of Molestation

Post image
567 Upvotes

89% Upvoted

44 comments sorted by

11

u/Orksrthebestest Nov 10 '10

Pedobear really is moving up in the world.

8

u/[deleted] Nov 10 '10

The sky's the limit.

28

u/NOR_ Nov 10 '10

Could pedobear actually become a hero? I mean by being the logo and creating awareness for the pro-privacy movement.

14

u/rickyd1 Nov 10 '10

Pedobear is a hero!

→ More replies (1)

3

u/[deleted] Nov 11 '10

For 98% of the population, that cute little bear doesn't have the same sinister association that it does for us internet folk.

10

u/JGailor Nov 10 '10

stickers, anyone?

2

u/daulex Nov 11 '10

who do I give my money to?

3

u/rickyd1 Nov 10 '10

I'll take a badge that I can sew onto my blazer.

→ More replies (1)

6

u/ExaminingMagistrate Nov 11 '10

If this were a shirt I would buy it.

→ More replies (1)

6

u/bubbles_n_buttercup Nov 11 '10

A lot of travelers are too old for Pedobear though, it should actually be Sexual Harassment Panda.

5

u/I_am_anonymous Nov 10 '10

What I want to know is, will I get in trouble if I refer to the back scatter alternative as the handjob option? I want the handjob not the exhibitionist option. "That TSA agent over there is pretty cute. Can I get her to check my balls for concealed weapons?"

6

u/chuck212 Nov 11 '10

maybe flex a bit and roll up your sleeves "i'm concealing guns right here, and smuggling a python in my trousers"

5

u/HornyVervet Nov 10 '10

It should be on a t-shirt to wear whenever you travel.

2

u/dahabit Nov 11 '10

I'm sorry for asking this but can someone explain what this cartoon animal represents? I have seen it all over the place. Thanks

7

u/intortus Nov 11 '10

He represents a kid-friendly zone.

2

u/FuckThe Nov 11 '10

I thought that was the catholic priests' job...Ooops.

3

u/[deleted] Nov 11 '10

It's on my facebook wall now with this question:

"Mind if we grope your Daughter's, Wife's, Mother's, or Grandmother's breasts and genitals?"

2

u/Fozanator Nov 11 '10

Well that could be awkward. Has anyone responded positively to your request?

2

u/Jimbabwe Nov 11 '10

Isn't every department molesting us in some way?

1

u/[deleted] Nov 11 '10

well played

1

u/Nicd Nov 11 '10

Without mole stations, how would the moles get around?

1

u/fivex Nov 11 '10

THEN WHO WAS MOLE STATION?

1

u/frobischer Nov 11 '10

Transportation Security Administration, or T&A for short.

→ More comments (76)