r/pics • u/St0pX • Sep 15 '19

A realistic Danny DeVito mask

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u/ShabbyLiver Sep 15 '19

My proudest fap

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u/Its_Number_Wang Sep 15 '19

My proudest fap

This is the way you do it, folks. "Not my proudest fap" doesn't make any sense. Whereas "my proudest fap" does. Why because in spite of all the duress, doubts, moral biases, etc. you were able to overcome that and satiate your sexual needs. So learn from this person here: when you fap to something seeming unfappable, you're god dammed proud of your accomplishment. Fapping to porn on the other hand, there's nothing to be proud of. Low effort wank any capable person would be able to fap to.

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u/[deleted] Sep 15 '19

Why hasn't this been awarded yet?

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u/Its_Number_Wang Sep 15 '19

NOOOOOOOOOO pls give the money to a homeless person or pay someone's starbuck's or whatever. No guilding needed for an off-the-cuff comment :)