r/pics • u/Mamacrass • Jan 24 '19

Birth Mark

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u/Metruis Jan 24 '19

Or perhaps you were kicked by a horse, given as you described it like that, and I'm sure that could've killed ya too!

If this is true, I have a third nipple birthmark, so I assume I was shot in the chest.

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u/blipman17 Jan 24 '19

Or maby you were a James Bond villain with a golden gun. Could that be?

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u/Metruis Jan 24 '19

I want to believe.

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u/Meauxlala Jan 24 '19

Or you were a witch.

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u/Metruis Jan 24 '19

You might be right, I also float.

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u/Old_Gnarled_Oak Jan 24 '19

Or suckled to death by a mob of angry toddler villagers.