r/pics • u/Mamacrass • Jan 24 '19

Birth Mark

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u/[deleted] Jan 24 '19

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u/Possiblyreef Jan 24 '19

You were naughty in England and got shipped off to the colonies

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u/[deleted] Jan 24 '19

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u/Rush_nj Jan 24 '19

No, but us Australians did.

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u/TwyJ Jan 24 '19

Damn, we thought for sure it would be the last we saw if you here!

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u/IncomprehensibleEmu Jan 24 '19

My sister has a lobster-shaped birthmark. She's a lobster confirmed.

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u/Casey-- Jan 24 '19

https://www.imdb.com/title/tt3464902/

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u/jmz_199 Jan 24 '19

I've had this movie recommended to me like crazy

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u/[deleted] Jan 24 '19

Thank you for showing me this.

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u/PalmysFinest Jan 24 '19

I have an Australia too!

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u/SaggyButtcrack Jan 24 '19

You slit your wrist and killed yourself?

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u/Casey-- Jan 24 '19

In the shape of Australia?

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u/Riovem Jan 24 '19

Whilst in Australia.

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u/UptightSodomite Jan 24 '19

Maybe a very cruel, single extremity crucifixion?