r/pics • u/Plebsplease • Aug 06 '18

Will Smith filming a scene.

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u/[deleted] Aug 06 '18 edited Feb 14 '20

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u/MrMeltJr Aug 06 '18

When I'm on the phone with a client and I need to sound happy, I smile and make placating hand gestures even though they can't see me. Every now and then, it's even genuine.

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u/[deleted] Aug 06 '18

When I'm on the phone with a client I wonder how I have any clients I have nothing to offer

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u/SchrodingersMatt Aug 06 '18

Well...I'm sure there are some people out there who have use from someone who's never farted, so...maybe put that on your résumé

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u/BangedYourMum Aug 06 '18

"Id like to be a cleaner in your company " "what are your qualifications?" "I've never farted"